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#1
Is it normal not to sh*t for a week, or should someone go see a doctor? Cause I have this friend who hasn't sh*t in a week and he's really scared, he even cries himself to sleep.
Last edited by Duane_Allman at Aug 1, 2006,
#4
Quote by grimreaper65
I have a feeling you're more than just friends, and that's why he's constipated.




Drink a laxative and shoot the poop.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#5
I love it when people talk about their friend's problems. It's been used so many times it's onvious that you're tlaking about yourself.

Duane, I believe you just made this thread as a joke. If so, you failed.
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#6
Quote by grimreaper65
I have a feeling you're more than just friends, and that's why he's constipated.


Best quote all day.
#9
wow ... you cry ... yourself ... to sleep ... over **** ... because ... you take it ... up ... the ass
erowid has your answers
#11
Quote by SForbz-Rockstar
Too early, man. Stick to ruining other people's threads.


I'm being serious.
#12
A/s/l?
Quote by CoreysMonster
I doubt people have fought holy wars and killed millions of people in the name of the Beatles, either. So, yeah, Jesus probably was bigger than them.
Quote by ctb
i was hoping for child porn.
#15
Quote by KManLink
A/s/l?




Quote by grimreaper65

I have a feeling you're more than just friends, and that's why he's constipated

Best one today. Has to be haha
Screw it. im sigging that!
Last edited by richwatkinson at Aug 1, 2006,
#16
Quote by Duane_Allman
47/both/inside my dead mother.

Sounds good.
Quote by CoreysMonster
I doubt people have fought holy wars and killed millions of people in the name of the Beatles, either. So, yeah, Jesus probably was bigger than them.
Quote by ctb
i was hoping for child porn.
#17
Quote by KManLink
A/s/l?


Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#20
magnesium citrate its a laxative don't be more than five feet from you toilet it should be in a green bottle
#21
if you ever go camping, make sure you poop every day, or else it will all build up and totally suckkk
#23
Quote by Clay Treznum
if you ever go camping, make sure you poop every day, or else it will all build up and totally suckkk


I like to take dumps when camping, because I use Chipmonks to wipe my ass.
#24
Quote by Duane_Allman
I like to take dumps when camping, because I use Chipmonks to wipe my ass.


Nope.
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#25
Quote by Duane_Allman
I like to take dumps when camping, because I use Chipmonks to wipe my ass.



NO YOU DONT YOUR A LIAR!!! A PHONY!!! A LIAR!!! A LIAR!!!! A LIAR!!! A LIAR!!!
Quote by XaosKnight
I quote myself
#26
I was watching Arthur before, and Binky said apples are good for 'roughage'. which I can only assume means the screaming shits...
#28
drink prune juice, eat beans, drink lots of water, eat bran flakes ... when i say drink and eat, i mean insert them as a supository
#29
Quote by XaosKnight
NO YOU DONT YOUR A LIAR!!! A PHONY!!! A LIAR!!! A LIAR!!!! A LIAR!!! A LIAR!!!

Did you actually think he would be serious? C'mon, he's just horny.
Quote by CoreysMonster
I doubt people have fought holy wars and killed millions of people in the name of the Beatles, either. So, yeah, Jesus probably was bigger than them.
Quote by ctb
i was hoping for child porn.
#30
Quote by gordyboy13
wow ... you cry ... yourself ... to sleep ... over **** ... because ... you take it ... up ... the ass

Unlike yourself, who gladly takes it up the ass and is relieved around bed time. Am I right?
#32
Yeah, get a laxative. I didn't go for 6 days once, and it was terrible. I should have asked about getting laxatives sooner, but it was a school trip and I felt uncomfortable asking. My teacher's wife gave my some stuff that she told me they used all the time.....uncomfortable situation.
Quote by Rox0r713
I nominate giveitaname87 for UG's "Most likely to be a Serial Killer" award.
#33
Quote by Duane_Allman
I like to take dumps when camping, because I use Chipmonks to wipe my ass.

haha
Steven Lynch - Gerbil Song. Download that to understand why the hell im laughing so hard.
#35
Quote by giveitaname87
Yeah, get a laxative. I didn't go for 6 days once, and it was terrible. I should have asked about getting laxatives sooner, but it was a school trip and I felt uncomfortable asking. My teacher's wife gave my some stuff that she told me they used all the time.....uncomfortable situation.


#36
Quote by Duane_Allman
I love how many post this got actually giving advice on how to make myself ****.



heres me thinking that most people that post questions are looking for answers
#37
perhaps he has Coprastasophobia...no wait that's the fear of constipation,...hmmm, hang on


*looks through phobia list*


aha! here we go

Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Holy crap, my UG account still exists?
#38
Quote by soulfly_freak
perhaps he has Coprastasophobia...no wait that's the fear of constipation,...hmmm, hang on


*looks through phobia list*


aha! here we go

Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.



#39
Quote by soulfly_freak
perhaps he has Coprastasophobia...no wait that's the fear of constipation,...hmmm, hang on


*looks through phobia list*


aha! here we go

Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.


Look at my user title.
#40
Didn't think that would fit.

But that's what your friend said.
Quote by CoreysMonster
I doubt people have fought holy wars and killed millions of people in the name of the Beatles, either. So, yeah, Jesus probably was bigger than them.
Quote by ctb
i was hoping for child porn.
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