#1
this is my first song.

Sweet Sweet Candy

Feel the War Machine Aproaching
A Retard Killing Machine
Death to every last one
We will fest on their brains
they taste the best because they arent used
We wipe them from this planet along with the Jews

We take the Jews, cut off their dicks
and shove them down their throats
Watch them cry, cry for god
God can not help them, god is dead and so are they
Watching them gasp for air as We Slit their throats
The last thing they see is the hunger in our eyes
The only thing better than a headless Jew is Two
And the only thing better than Two is a Dead Fag

Heat an iron rod, shove it up his ass
Hear the Faggot cry and watch the Faggot die
Blood pours out his mouth
As We Shove the rod up further
Pulled the rod out of him along with Half his anus
Then made him fuc.k a dog before stabbing him in the Throat

We move on to the next town to find another one
But this one will be different this one will be special
A Child to call our own, one to love and care for
and fuc.k every night, a Little girl named Candy
With Pretty Long blonde hair, We'll take her from her mother
And Take her along with us, A real family.
Her mother was nice, just a little to trusting
She let us in her house to make a phone call
We beat her without mercy, until she did not move
Then fuc.ked her corpse until we were bored

Candy was up in the bathtub, taking her afternoon bath
We pulled her from the water, and made her lie on the ground
She was only five, So We only fuc.ked her twice,
She went along with us and lives with us today
We travel all around, killing the USA
We tell her lullabies, and fuc.k her everynight
We tuck her in to sleep and tell her we love her
Candy is our daugther now, atleast untill we get board
One day we will Orally rape her, sodomize her, kill her, sodomize her again
Strip her flesh, Vaginally rape her, and eat her
But untill then We love her
#2
Awfully offensive........ may the mods have mercy on your soul
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#5
sure thing slayer312, i read your awesome dead flesh post. you seem really cool. maybe we should get online and chat and be bestfriends sometime
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We take the Jews, cut off their dicks
and shove them down their throats
Watch them cry, cry for god
God can not help them, god is dead and so are they
Watching them gasp for air as We Slit their throats
The last thing they see is the hunger in our eyes
The only thing better than a headless Jew is Two
And the only thing better than Two is a Dead Fag

That's what's offensive, along with more if I really need to point it out.
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#7
Dude I listen to metal, and this song just isn't my style in lyrics. I'm just not sure what the mods will think about it....
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#8
if its not your style then shut the **** up about something you have no idea about. its not your job to tell people whats offensive you arrogant prick
#10
if it offends you then listen to ****ing barry manilow and wear kakys and be a government tool and stay the **** out of my thread
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#11
Well you're not very happy........
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#14
its not that its just offensive.
as a whole the song is obviously written terribly
and you go way over the top either trying to be an as.s hole or trying to be funny. if you are going to try to write political songs thats fine, try to be creative. obviously you just want to piss people off and try to act like everyone is being super close minded because they dont appreciate a bunch of bullsh.it that some 12 year old kid wrote to try to get people on the internet to laugh because in real life he has absolutely no friends, and if he does they too like to talk about having sex with children.
bravooo for being so funny and awesomeeeeeeeee
#15
Well I dunno, if you're trying to do the Manson thing, you can do better...but other than all the offensive stuff nice work, crit one in my sig (you might like Leningrad).
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#16
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its not that its just offensive.
as a whole the song is obviously written terribly
and you go way over the top either trying to be an as.s hole or trying to be funny. if you are going to try to write political songs thats fine, try to be creative. obviously you just want to piss people off and try to act like everyone is being super close minded because they dont appreciate a bunch of bullsh.it that some 12 year old kid wrote to try to get people on the internet to laugh because in real life he has absolutely no friends, and if he does they too like to talk about having sex with children.
bravooo for being so funny and awesomeeeeeeeee

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its not that its just offensive.
as a whole the song is obviously written terribly
and you go way over the top either trying to be an as.s hole or trying to be funny. if you are going to try to write political songs thats fine, try to be creative. obviously you just want to piss people off and try to act like everyone is being super close minded because they dont appreciate a bunch of bullsh.it that some 12 year old kid wrote to try to get people on the internet to laugh because in real life he has absolutely no friends, and if he does they too like to talk about having sex with children.
bravooo for being so funny and awesomeeeeeeeee



whatever man, who are you to say its terribly written. when did you win a nobel ****ing prize, you are just another UG forum asshole who post **** like that to make people like you and feel better about yourself
#18
wow.
that was dissapointing. perhaps I havent been kicked in the balls by enough jews to appreciate this one yet. Sounds like you can do better.
#19
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whatever man, who are you to say its terribly written. when did you win a nobel ****ing prize, you are just another UG forum asshole who post **** like that to make people like you and feel better about yourself

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#20
its not about jews, get off the jews, it is about Candy. the stuff about retards fags and jews is just a lead into Candy. it is backstory and Candy is to show the soft side
#21
This is a joke right?
You're obviously just being offensive to be offensive. Sounds like you just wrote this 5 minutes ago with you dick head friends trying to think of the most offensive things you could think of and then registered here to post it. It's not awfully offensive, its just ****ing awful.
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#23
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Candy was up in the bathtub, taking her afternoon bath
We pulled her from the water, and made her lie on the ground
She was only five, So We only fuc.ked her twice

Sweet?
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you are indeed mr. awesome.

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eckmann88 you sir are a god.

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Oh, you're so damn shallow, eckmann88. They have nice boobs, don't they?

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#25
Oh, I missed that part. Raping a five year old girl only twice is quite merciful. They're are a good samaritans.
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#26
Seriously, stop trying to be funny. It's not working. Write some serious lyrics. This isn't an insult, it's a real tip.
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eckmann88 you sir are a god.

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Oh, you're so damn shallow, eckmann88. They have nice boobs, don't they?

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good job eckman, seriously, that last one alone would give me an eternal erection!

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#27
Okay ban those fags, this is out of hand.
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#28
ok, why dont i throw out this song and write some "serious" lyrics because you dont like it. in fact i will write a song just for you, what would you like me to write about?
#29
*reported*
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eckmann88 you sir are a god.

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Oh, you're so damn shallow, eckmann88. They have nice boobs, don't they?

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#30
I say you write about the experiences of being banned at UG. Have fun.
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#31
alright, I read it again. sorry man, its just boring, sounds like a strange modernization of some viking raid, you know, like the old gaelic tales. Part strange, part beautiful, part alien to our typical understanding, but this lacks the grace associated with the ancient rhymes. Man basically thats a nice way of saying I find nothing to redeem this one, try again, and put SOMEthing of excellence in there. The end half of the last verse, sounds like you had no better way to describe a rape scene so you made a song. meter, somewhere? rhyme structure? anything? ever?
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alright, I read it again. sorry man, its just boring, sounds like a strange modernization of some viking raid, you know, like the old gaelic tales. Part strange, part beautiful, part alien to our typical understanding, but this lacks the grace associated with the ancient rhymes. Man basically thats a nice way of saying I find nothing to redeem this one, try again, and put SOMEthing of excellence in there. The end half of the last verse, sounds like you had no better way to describe a rape scene so you made a song. meter, somewhere? rhyme structure? anything? ever?



i like it anyway
#33
Possibly the crappest song I have ever read.

I know you can't take criticism very well, but seriously. It sucks. You say this song is about Candy, in which case the bit about the Jews, whether you deem it offensive or otherwise, is unnecessary. It seems to me like you sat down with a list of things people find offensive (anti-semitism, homophobia, paedophilia, rape) and ticked the boxes and you included them into your lame excuse for a song.