Poll: ...In a public bathroom
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Yes
68 29%
No
165 71%
Voters: 234.
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#5
Hell no, I hardly see a public bathroom, except school....and that's just nasty.....
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#12
Quote by RandyVanHendrix
I noticed noone who said yes has posted yet.

Haha, yeah. I wonder why that is?

Personally I don't think I could physically. As soon as I catch a whiff of the mysterious fatman-in-stall's log, I go limp. Maybe even impotent if its bad enough.
#16
Pffft, wanking the bathroom? Wanking in detention, now THAT'S where it's at!
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#18
No sir, though catching someone is my worst nightmare
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#19
Haha, no one wants to admit it eh? I bet we have some people that posted who aren't coming clean. My vote went in the yes column. Rag on me if you must.
#20
Quote by CodySG
Pffft, wanking the bathroom? Wanking in detention, now THAT'S where it's at!

I'll have to try that. I've never been man enough to whack the weasel at school. And I haven't done it in a Public bathroom for years. I have a little more control of myself now. We've all been 13 before.
#23
Quote by RandyVanHendrix
I'll have to try that. I've never been man enough to whack the weasel at school. And I haven't done it in a Public bathroom for years. I have a little more control of myself now. We've all been 13 before.


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#24
no sir. i havn't choked the chicken in a public washroom. hell i don't even take a piss in public washrooms. they say that your officially retarted if you wack it in the library. i wouldn't know because i'm not retarted nor have i even thought about wacking it in the library. but since we are on the topic of beating the meat, i thought i'd bring it up.
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#25
when was stuck in a caravan park on holidays at night i got bored, wanted to jack off, wasn't going to do it with parents 10 ft away so went to the bathroom

it was unisex, was dead of night so no1 even awake, put toilet paper on the seat, sat down and let rip, though it did suck because was cold since they elft door open all night so people could see bathroom was open, and was just staring at a blank cubicle

not something i plan to do again ever
#26
Back when I was a young'n around 13 I jacked it in the backseat when the family was driving home from Texas
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#27
NOOO... I can't even piss in them.
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#28
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Back when I was a young'n around 13 I jacked it in the backseat when the family was driving home from Texas


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#29
Quote by CodySG
Back when I was a young'n around 13 I jacked it in the backseat when the family was driving home from Texas



how the hell did u pull that off?!?!
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#30
well, one time i was on a two-week campout in close quarters with about forty other guys. so i snuck off into the bathroom at one point, and had a good jerk. i'm not proud of it, but i was about to become butt-buddies with someone.
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#31
Only George Micheal can wank in a public toilet. Fact.
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#32
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Only George Micheal can wank in a public toilet. Fact.


he didn't jerk, he showed his genitals to a police officer.
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#33
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he didn't jerk, he showed his genitals to a police officer.



I never said he did. I just said he is the only person who is allowed. Fact.
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#34
Quote by The Young Page
how the hell did u pull that off?!?!


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#35
Quote by Biggs
I never said he did. I just said he is the only person who is allowed. Fact.


oh how silly of me! of course you're right.

EDIT: i just remembered, frank lloyd wright can jerk in public bathrooms as well.
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#36
Quote by AC/DC10
so spanking it is jacking off in a public bathroom?


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#37
Quote by CodySG
Back when I was a young'n around 13 I jacked it in the backseat when the family was driving home from Texas


thanks for making my night... that has to be the first time I laughed today, can I ask how long the ride was?
#38
I don't remember but it was long, probably 6-8 hours.
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#39
i can't even take a crap in public bathrooms, i couldn't wank it... they're just so... unsanitary...
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#40
no, but i have thought of it, during those long boring days at the office
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