#2
Wow, I'm gonna start sending error reports!
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#6
Quote by andy_woodhead
It'd be much better if it whacked Bill Gates when Windows screwed up...


only if i were his heir
Quote by davo_333
if your gonna play james blunt you might as well put a capo on your balls.

Quote by RockFreak000
What is this "porn" you all talk about, is it some sort of fruit ?

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#7
Quote by andy_woodhead
It'd be much better if it raped Bill Gates when Windows screwed up...



Fixed.
Quote by Idiot_Son
i went to the pub. the look on the bartenders faces when they realised theyd been serving me alcohol illegally for the past two years was priceless.

Quote by stiff-upper-lip
DoGaLog, i think youv jst owned everyone on this thread and well done.
#8
Quote by DoGaLoG
Fixed.


What, instead of those pins coming out of the chair its a giant dildo? Or do they have a guy on standby 24 hours a day?
#9
That was cool. Now I'm gonna send all my errors lol - btw what happend at the end? When all the papers flew in the air and the women gone flying out the sky into a pool?What was that about?
#10
Quote by andy_woodhead
What, instead of those pins coming out of the chair its a giant dildo? Or do they have a guy on standby 24 hours a day?


Why not, have both just in case one breaks or the other wants a break.
And have some ugly, annoying, horny, fat chick as an extra back-up.
Quote by Idiot_Son
i went to the pub. the look on the bartenders faces when they realised theyd been serving me alcohol illegally for the past two years was priceless.

Quote by stiff-upper-lip
DoGaLog, i think youv jst owned everyone on this thread and well done.
#11
Quote by justinb904
im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

Quote by azzemojo
Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#12
Quote by DoGaLoG
Why not, have both just in case one breaks or the other wants a break.
And have some ugly, annoying, horny, fat chick as an extra back-up.


With the amount of times my Windows Media screws up, the dildo, the rapist and the fat chick would all get worn out pretty fast...and Bill Gates would have a 15 inch wide asshole.
#14
Quote by andy_woodhead
With the amount of times my Windows Media screws up, the dildo, the rapist and the fat chick would all get worn out pretty fast...and Bill Gates would have a 15 inch wide asshole.


True.
Could just force him to eat computer parts until he passes out/dies. That would work.
Quote by Idiot_Son
i went to the pub. the look on the bartenders faces when they realised theyd been serving me alcohol illegally for the past two years was priceless.

Quote by stiff-upper-lip
DoGaLog, i think youv jst owned everyone on this thread and well done.
#16
Quote by DoGaLoG
True.
Could just force him to eat computer parts until he passes out/dies. That would work.


They could make an online game where you bet on how many computer parts Bill Gates can shove up his ass before he dies!! Starting with small stuff like USB sticks and mice and moving up to flat panel monitors and keyboards.
#17
Quote by andy_woodhead
They could make an online game where you bet on how many computer parts Bill Gates can shove up his ass before he dies!! Starting with small stuff like USB sticks and mice and moving up to flat panel monitors and keyboards.




That should get invented!
They should have a little bit where you can stuff him full of stuff though, because, well, why not?
Quote by Idiot_Son
i went to the pub. the look on the bartenders faces when they realised theyd been serving me alcohol illegally for the past two years was priceless.

Quote by stiff-upper-lip
DoGaLog, i think youv jst owned everyone on this thread and well done.
#18
Quote by DoGaLoG


That should get invented!
They should have a little bit where you can stuff him full of stuff though, because, well, why not?


TNT? Exploding-Whale style
#19
Quote by andy_woodhead
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Quote by Dogalog
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get a room you two
Been away, am back
#20
Quote by andy_woodhead
TNT? Exploding-Whale style


Awww, perfect.
There should be other stuff like that aswell.
It'd be the best game.

get a room you two



Quote by Idiot_Son
i went to the pub. the look on the bartenders faces when they realised theyd been serving me alcohol illegally for the past two years was priceless.

Quote by stiff-upper-lip
DoGaLog, i think youv jst owned everyone on this thread and well done.
#21
Quote by Logz
get a room you two


All we need is scourge here now with his digital pimping (anyone remember llama-guitarist?)
#22
^^ That was a strange thread, lol.
Quote by Idiot_Son
i went to the pub. the look on the bartenders faces when they realised theyd been serving me alcohol illegally for the past two years was priceless.

Quote by stiff-upper-lip
DoGaLog, i think youv jst owned everyone on this thread and well done.
#23
Hehehheh.


Oh would you look at that...

*sends error report*


...



Right-o, DoGaLoG, you can now IM andy woodhead on MSn at andy_woodhead@hotmail.co.uk, and andy woodhead, you can IM DoGaLoG on AIM at JellyBeanKayy.


Have fun, children
I didn't have a signature until now.
#26
Quote by Scourge
Hehehheh.


Oh would you look at that...

*sends error report*


...



Right-o, DoGaLoG, you can now IM andy woodhead on MSn at andy_woodhead@hotmail.co.uk, and andy woodhead, you can IM DoGaLoG on AIM at JellyBeanKayy.


Have fun, children



Something about you reminds me of that guy from the 1st matrix film...the guy who was trying to arrange a "more personal meeting" with the woman in the red dress...
#27
Quote by andy_woodhead
Something about you reminds me of that guy from the 1st matrix film...the guy who was trying to arrange a "more personal meeting" with the woman in the red dress...




Either way, it's all dodgy, lol.
Quote by Idiot_Son
i went to the pub. the look on the bartenders faces when they realised theyd been serving me alcohol illegally for the past two years was priceless.

Quote by stiff-upper-lip
DoGaLog, i think youv jst owned everyone on this thread and well done.
#28
Quote by andy_woodhead
Something about you reminds me of that guy from the 1st matrix film...the guy who was trying to arrange a "more personal meeting" with the woman in the red dress...
Mouse ftw!!




EDIT: So, how you guys going, eh? Eh?
I didn't have a signature until now.