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Have you ever had moments of stupidity or other events where you just wondered...... wtf am i doing?


Like yesterday when me and my friends felt the need to put an elmo doll in an office chair and tie it to a bike with a string. We then clotheslined elmo with string and then gave him whiplash hard enough to break the chair. We all just sat there and were like "wtf are we doing?"

Share some of yours.
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#3
Every post i do on this forum. I always end up saying buttsecks - like just then or posting a picture of a fat guy. It's very WTF indeed.
#4
yeah...i stuck a "wet floor" sign on the carpet when i was working...
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#5
Earlier today I was in my room and my friend came running in naked, wearing only a tie and socks. He did a little dance then ran out. It was a WTF moment for me.
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#6
somebody asked my name once and i wasn't paying attention so I just said "NAME?" really loud and like I had no idea what they were talking about. Yeah I've done that twice I think...
#7
i was having phone sex and my mom just walked into my room when i was jizzing
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When I went into a bathroom and started smacking my head against a hand-dryer. Weird youth you see... =/
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Well, I signed up for Ug, and i've had one of those days ever since.
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#10
I have WTF moments daily...
I remember one time when doing prefect duty on a parents evening, telling a joke about bass and drumming, to a bassist and a drummer...
they weren't impressed, then it struck me why...
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i was having phone sex and my mom just walked into my room when i was jizzing


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#12
Probably the times I pick up the guitar and can't figure out why the sound won't work and I forgot to plug it in.. do that alot
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#13
well, the day of the shooting out of my school, i turned out of the corner and there was a guy with his leg full of blood(obviusly because of a bullet), and i was like, WTF, i gotta leave, NOW
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#14
someitimes i get that feeling when ive just said something dumb without thinking it and then im like "nevermind. why the **** did i just say that?"
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someitimes i get that feeling when ive just said something dumb without thinking it and then im like "nevermind. why the **** did i just say that?"


I used to do that when I was a lot younger, or I shouted it out and everyone went silent, and I didn't realise why it was so stupid untill a hour later.
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#17
i just realize it right away usually and my friends will laugh and be like "wtf is that dude saying" and ill just laugh along
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somebody asked my name once and i wasn't paying attention so I just said "NAME?" really loud and like I had no idea what they were talking about. Yeah I've done that twice I think...



*cue me spitting food all over laughing*
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#19
another one of those is when i open up my cell to see the time (i have this folding cellphone) and close it and then ask what the time is. wtf?
#20
i have a wtf moment a lot when i get deja vu...... i get that a lot..... i see something like at least twice a week that i see in dreams and then it happens and im like wtf......


oh and once i put on these bigfoot like feet i had on a muddy day and i walked through a forest and people saw it and thought it was bigfoot

i also lit the end of a candy cigarette to make it look better
all wtf moments
#23
one time when i finished making tea i put the sugar in the fridge insted of the milk. i do things like that alot
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one time when i finished making tea i put the sugar in the fridge insted of the milk. i do things like that alot

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This is a serious WTF moment (but it's still damn funny)

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#27
one time i had my head up this chicks asshole

i was like "WTF am i doing????? I'm missing Everybody Loves Raymond"
#28
One of my friends:Can I have some yogurt
Other friend: no, your a dildo
???
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One of my friends:Can I have some yogurt
Other friend: no, your a dildo
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hahahahah


i dont get it. is that supposed to be comedic in any way.
#30
once i was watching tv, and then an hour later i realized it was the news, i was like WTF am i doing watching the news?
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once i was watching tv, and then an hour later i realized it was the news, i was like WTF am i doing watching the news?


chances are you were wanking to it.
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i dont get it. is that supposed to be comedic in any way.

Guess he thought he was calling him a dildo? I dont know myself, hence the question marks.
#33
Me and my friends walked up to a random guy reading a newspaper and we screamed out loud "WTF!" and then walked away all casually.
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#34
one time i was going to bathroom and picked up a magazine to read.........

i was like WTF! I dont read!
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Sometimes I'll check my watch or cell phone to see the time...but I'll end up just looking at it and not even checking the time. WTF?
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#36
Like every second morning, I'll be making my cereal, and put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the sink or something like that.

Sometimes after meals I take my food-encrusted bowl/plate with me back to my room...then I can't take it back to the kitchen for like another hour in fear that somebody will see what I did and realize how monumentally retarded I am.
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#37
Sometimes I'll go downstairs to get something out of the laundry room.. and I'll go to the fridge instead and be all like... What was it I came here for... and then I'm like... WTF?!? I wanted my shirt!
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#38
I remember once when I was three I pissed in the garbage instead of the toilet. Thats not even the same ****ing room. That was a wtf moment.
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one time my friend laughed on the phone for twenty minutes for no apparent reason. after like 15 minutes i just hung up, im sure something crazier's hapened to me before

edit: oh yeah

in fifth grade we had like a cracked out science teacher or something. And he was talking about gun holsters for some reason. And he was saying he had ankle holsters and stuff. Then said, "hey when you're walking in a bad neighborhood with 10,000 dollars in cash you want to be protected." yeah, now i look back and think wtf.

he also told us childbirth didnt hurt women
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whenever i see "FTW" i go wtf? really, wtf does ftw mean??????????????


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