#1
An anthropologist was studying a tribe in africa... one thing that stood out was the constant beating of drums in the village. Curious, the anthropologist asked a local villager what all the drumming was all about. The villager replyed "Drums play, good. Drums stop, bad."

Each day, all day, the drums played and any attemopt to get an explination was met with the same "Drums play, good. Drums stop, bad. This went on for a week.

Then one day the drums stopped, and all of the villagers began to flee in panic. Working his way through the commontion the anthropologist grabbed a villager and demanded to know what was going on. "Drums stop, BAD!" screamed the villager.
"Why?!" insisted the anthropologist, "What does the drums stopping mean?!"
To which the villager replyed. "Bass Solo!!!!"
#2
hilarious?
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#3
Hilarious!
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#8
I like it.
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#11
Aiite, here be the German joke.

1) One fish meets another in the ocean, and says: "oi!" ("oi" is both "hullo" and "shark!"). Pretty damn funny. Not.

This one i didn't get.

2) What is white and jumps from one branch to other?
-An austrian phisician doing his injections.
#12
the injection one i think i get because everything is poisonus in australia. so he is getting injected?

meh, too much thinking.
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#14
oh, then hell if i know.
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#15
It's a little bit easy, but please put your political allegeance asside and don't take it too seriously...

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?" Dad says,
> >"Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
> >------------------
> >#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.
> >#2 Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
> >Government. #3 We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call
> >you the People..
> >#4 The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
> >#5 And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
> >Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
> >So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad has said.
> >Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check
> >on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the
> >little
> >boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not
> >wanting
> >to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he
> >looks in
> >the peephole and finds his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and
> >goes back to bed.
> >The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
> >understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good,
> >son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
> >The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class,
> >while
> >the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the
> >Future
> >is in deep ****."
> >
#18
there was a bass joke thread a while back. And the last joke was not bass related at all. Closed.
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