#1
Ok, before any put-downs and other crap like that starts happening, just know, that this is a JOKE SONG. If it sucks, sorry to crowd your forums.

Oh...and a toady is a suck-up/buttkisser...for you people who didn't know that.

So in this case, this song is about a teachers pet who always annoyed me last year.

A Definite Toady


Intro

He struts around the class,
He?s acting like an ass!
The teacher thinks he?s great,
But he?s someone that I hate!

Verse
I was sitting in my chair,
Pretending he wasn?t there,
And I lost my train of thought.

He has slicked back hair,
With a double-crossing glare,
He?s a kid that won?t be taught...

Chorus
He?s a Definite Toady
He always thinks that he's the best
He?s a Definite Toady
He has problems and you know the rest.
And no one knows...
Where he?ll strike next...

Verse
We watched him as he made a fuss,
Just to get a stupid seat in the bus,
And we all just sat and laughed.

He?s having troubles around this time
He paid the teacher off with a dime
And now his time has past...

Chorus
He?s a Definite Toady
He always thinks he is the best
He?s a Definite Toady
He has problems and you know the rest.
And no one knows...
Where he?ll strike next...

Pre-Solo
You better watch out
?Cause if he gets to you first,
He?ll screw you over the worst...

Solo

Chorus
He?s a Definite Toady
He always thinks he is the best
He?s a Definite Toady
He has problems and you know the rest.
And no one knows...
Where he?ll strike next...

He?s... A... Definite Toady
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

BEDBUGS
Last edited by ratmblink123 at Aug 11, 2006,
#2
ok sounds good, although you might want to change the chorus up a little with the nobody likes him cept the teacher makes it sounds to... childish id say
#6
This is a great song. It made me laugh and think of some people i know when i read it, good job.


could you crit mine plz??
#8
yep, one more!
that song is killer, hahahaha, no really, i agree with everything said above, especially that a pre-solo is cool
i visualised that toady guy, ahahahaha, that is so cool, thnx for your joke song, we needed some humour around
check out my stuff if you can, peace