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Who do you guys think is metal musician with the most annoying poses when he/she performs live?

Janick Gers has my vote with his annoying guitar throwing and all.
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#2
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Who do you guys think is metal musician with the most annoying poses when he/she performs live?

Janick Gers has my vote with his annoying guitar throwing and all.

so that's two now
#3
Janick nicked all his showmanship crap from Richie Blackmore anyway. He just annoys me, he thinks he's a better guitarist then he actually is when in truth he's one of the sloppiest.

I guess that makes 3.
#4
That's not posering, thats called showmanship.

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Janick nicked all his showmanship crap from Richie Blackmore anyway. He just annoys me, he thinks he's a better guitarist then he actually is when in truth he's one of the sloppiest.

I guess that makes 3.

Well, you backed it up with a reason, so you're allowed to bash him
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That's not posering, thats called showmanship.


Well, you backed it up with a reason, so you're allowed to bash him






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#7
Martin Mendez and his goddamned back and forth headbang. I get seasick watching him.
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#8
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Martin Mendez and his goddamned back and forth headbang. I get seasick watching him.


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I agree with Janick, also Kirk Hammet with his wah-gasm faces.
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#9
herman li with all of his unnecessary movements with the whammy bar and string breaking....as for janick i am tired of him performing on stage but as long as he keeps on writing songs like dance of death then he can stay in the band
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I 'm not going to answer that cause in the previous similar thread I got third degree burning injuries from the flaming . So I'm just going to say kerry king ..
It is a little awkward that he appears on stage with world wrestling entertainement T-shirts (preferably with a stone cold steve austin shirt). Apparently keery likes bald guys , rofl..
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#16
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Alexi Laiho. Self-explanatory.


His headbanging is girly and lame
#17
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WTF do you have against bald guys? Did your mom get ****ed by one or something? And what do you mean by PREFERABLY an Austin t-shirt?


It is just my ****ing opinion you idiot . I just dislike bald guys , you got a problem with that? if you continue with the insulting I will do nothing cause I cant ,and I 'll be very much pissed off . rofl
1)Steve Austin T-shirts cause I saw him wearing one in a live (coincidental statement)
2)Tolerate my opinion like I toleate others opinions and like evrybody here does.
3)I was just expressing my funking opinion and thats why the god damn freedom of speech exists.
4)I got nothing against bald guys in metal bands in particular , i just dont like seeing them and that doesnt mean that they dont look metal or anything or i dont appreciate their musical talent.
5)Drink some milk and grow up , if you are a grownup , stop acting like a kid and stop insulting and jumping to conlcusions just to flame someone so you can be COOL in the metal forum.
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Anyone who wears tight clothes and acts feminine.
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#19
The black metal bands w/ corpsepaint and spikes and ****. Say what you want, I think it looks and is retarded.
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The black metal bands w/ corpsepaint and spikes and ****. Say what you want, I think it looks and is retarded.


It may be when they push it , but many ppl like that stuff . it goes with the genre and the music.. you cant expect immortal or deicide for instance to perform with tuxedos on stage singing about flying on the moon. it is what the style of music and the genre requires and a lot of ppl including myself like that. but it is your opinion and it is understood and respected .
cheers buddy
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Well, it's not really annoying, just funny, but when Amon Amarth's guitarist (don't know names) does the head-spin thing, his beard flies in circles as well as his hair


It's funny when you see it
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you cant expect immortal or deicide for instance to perform with tuxedos on stage singing about flying on the moon.
No but he's saying bands like Immortal take it too far. I personally don't have a problem with it, I think it looks a little ridiculous sometimes, but oh well.

I'm pretty sure the dudes from Deicide look normal, aside from the fact that Glen has a cross burnt upside down in his forehead.

It's pretty much a signature to black metal bands. Most other genres don't do this nearly as much.
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Lol, no problem if you like it, but I just think it looks dumb. btw I wasn't really talking about Deicide stuff...I meant Mayhem, Immortal, etc. I just think all the spikes and **** look stupid and the makeup is just over the top IMO lol. Lots of people say it adds to atmosphere and whatnot, I think it makes things more cartoonish honestly.
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The black metal bands w/ corpsepaint and spikes and ****. Say what you want, I think it looks and is retarded.


+1.
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It may be when they push it , but many ppl like that stuff . it goes with the genre and the music.. you cant expect immortal or deicide for instance to perform with tuxedos on stage singing about flying on the moon. it is what the style of music and the genre requires and a lot of ppl including myself like that. but it is your opinion and it is understood and respected .
cheers buddy


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Well, it's not really annoying, just funny, but when Amon Amarth's guitarist (don't know names) does the head-spin thing, his beard flies in circles as well as his hair


It's funny when you see it


It's fucking hilarious. But Amon Amarth is more metal than you or I ever will be..,

AA ftw!!!
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Martin Mendez and his goddamned back and forth headbang. I get seasick watching him.


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#29
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Rob Trujillo or w/e and his stupid ape pose

Quote someone from the Metallica forums (of which im banned because i posted my opinion of post-black album Metallica :p

"He looks like Donkey Kong on speed"

Personally, I don't care for... mexicans/gorilla men in metal.

On topic:
I hate bands that come on stage drunk. To quote Dave Ellefson in the Decline of Western Civilization Pt. 2 Megadeth interview:
"I dont drink or get stoned when im practising at home, so why would i do that to the fans when i get on stage?.. I'd be stealing there money, and they wouldnt be getting what they paid for"

And ill second the corpsepaint black metal comment. Look like ****ing trolls lost on the planet Endor.
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Yngwie Malmsteen and his girly little kicks.


dude yngwie's kicks rule cus hes kicking picks while hes flippin out... thats just freakin sweet

ima get hated for this--- bruce dickinson and is taking out of a tattered british flag for the trooper... sorta annoying and his putting of his leg on the speakers and wraping his arm arround the mike.. p.s. i love him and the rest of maiden
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i think mohammed's ninja stance is kind of annoying, but imo, he can come out on stage in a pink tutu and a blondie shirt and i would still worship him.
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#32
Scott Ian not really headbanging just bobbing is head up and down. He doesn't really have any hair to go with it. And his red beard really bugs me.
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I hate bands that come on stage drunk. To quote Dave Ellefson in the Decline of Western Civilization Pt. 2 Megadeth interview:
"I dont drink or get stoned when im practising at home, so why would i do that to the fans when i get on stage?.. I'd be stealing there money, and they wouldnt be getting what they paid for"

Tell that to Deicide. They were so wasted for a Denmark show that they ****ed everything up, Glen got aggressive to the crowd, and barely played their songs properly.
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#34
Did anyone see that video of Alexi laiho f*cking up a guitarspin during one of their songs?? priceless
#35
john petrucci and his crappy metal stance...
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to all the people arguing about ****ing haircuts.

It's part of the job. You're supposed to have long hair.

If you're looking to get an office job, you turn up looking respectable (suit, tie etc.) with SHORT HAIR, that's been combed in the last fortnight.

Now if someone was auditioning for your band and turned up like that, you'd tell them to **** off.

If someone came to audition for your band with hair down to their ass, a ****ing flying V strapped across their back and a Slayer shirt - you'd be in business, and they'd probably be thrice the metal you and your short hair Linkin Park worshipping buddies are.

If you're gonna get all liberal about hair cuts, why don't we go back to the ****en 90s, better yet, lets make ****en Sinead O'Connor a member of ****ing Dismember!

Grow your hair you pussies!
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to all the people arguing about ****ing haircuts.

It's part of the job. You're supposed to have long hair.

If you're looking to get an office job, you turn up looking respectable (suit, tie etc.) with SHORT HAIR, that's been combed in the last fortnight.

Now if someone was auditioning for your band and turned up like that, you'd tell them to **** off.

If someone came to audition for your band with hair down to their ass, a ****ing flying V strapped across their back and a Slayer shirt - you'd be in business, and they'd probably be thrice the metal you and your short hair Linkin Park worshipping buddies are.

If you're gonna get all liberal about hair cuts, why don't we go back to the ****en 90s, better yet, lets make ****en Sinead O'Connor a member of ****ing Dismember!

Grow your hair you pussies!

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Anyband that went to ozzfest this year minus SYL and Zakk Wylde (under normal circumstances i would include him, but because of one of the stories i was told im including him)

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Quote by twentyextysixx
to all the people arguing about ****ing haircuts.

It's part of the job. You're supposed to have long hair.

If you're looking to get an office job, you turn up looking respectable (suit, tie etc.) with SHORT HAIR, that's been combed in the last fortnight.

Now if someone was auditioning for your band and turned up like that, you'd tell them to **** off.

If someone came to audition for your band with hair down to their ass, a ****ing flying V strapped across their back and a Slayer shirt - you'd be in business, and they'd probably be thrice the metal you and your short hair Linkin Park worshipping buddies are.

If you're gonna get all liberal about hair cuts, why don't we go back to the ****en 90s, better yet, lets make ****en Sinead O'Connor a member of ****ing Dismember!

Grow your hair you pussies!


LOL

That's possibly one of the biggest pieces of crap I've ever seen anyone spout on this forum
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