#1
Wow, pretty brutal band. What do people here think? I assume they have split up, as there is no news on their website since 2004, yet there is also no official notice of a split (website can be found here http://morticianrecords.com/)

So...thoughts or opinions? What exactly is going on with the band at the moment?
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#4
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#5
Someone actually made a thread about Boretician? wow.
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#6
Zombie Apocalypse is tolerable. Everything else is just fuzz to me.
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#7
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Someone actually made a thread about Boretician? wow.


Hang on...wait...I've seen what you've done there... you've taken the word MORTICIAN...and because you think they are...y'know...quite boring...you took the word BORE (as in, like, BORING) and used it to replace the start of the bands' name (cus, y'know, BORE and MOR kinda sound the same!)

I like how you did that. That was awesome.

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#10
i find them really, really, really boring. the audio samples they use in their songs are actually more interesting than the music. Mortician < suck.
#11
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MORTICIAN BRUITAL IN THE SAME SENTANCE, DIEING IN REAL LIFE NOW LOL.

No, they suck.


Actually, "brutal" was in a separate sentance.

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#12
i just like the little news intro's of the songs

music isn't very good
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#15
*high fives masterofmuppets*

We are a dying breed.
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#16
The bass distortion is horrid.
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#19
I dig Mortician. Movie quotes longer than the acctual song FTW!


Can't listen to them for that long but whatever still cool ****.
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#21
Yea, Mortician isn't amazing by any means, but I agree with the thread starter, I enjoy these guys.
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#22
Dude, they tune down a whole octave, If that doesn't own you n00blets, JUST LISTEN TO THOSE VOCALS :P:
Gore AND Core; unite!
#23
Joking though, I hate the words 'own' & 'n00b'.
But yeah, I don't get people who think a certain type of *AWESOME* music is boring, so they then click on the thread of a *AWESOME* band, to tell the fans that they think so
Sounds logical enough....
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#25
Pffft, Mortician owns all of your souls.
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