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#1
Having a discussion with my dad today about death n crap (not the band) cause he just updated his will.

Anyway, he made me promise that i'll play AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" as the eulogy at his funeral (basically when they're lowering him down, i pump up Highway.. ****ing loud on a sound system).
Talk about last rites!!

Anyway, what music would you have played at your funeral?

For me, you know that interlude bit in Master of Puppets? I want to have that played as they bring my coffin into the Church/graveyard whatever. And perhaps Venom's "Buried Alive" when they're lowering me down.

"As they lower me down into that hole in the ground
I scream out for help but they hear not a sound
I fear at the lid, my fingers they bleed
Is this happening to me or is it just a dream
Summon the dead..........
Baphomets call...........
Blood on my hands........

"Let me out of here"" !!!

****ing Venom owns you.
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#2
Cemetary Gates Would Be Bad Ass at a funeral...at my cousin's funeral they played crazy train
#3
Hmmm...an acoustic Opeth song. Not sure which though.
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#4
Dante's Inferno- Iced Earth... only cus they yell Lucifer in it and i think itd be funny to startle all the sheltered holyrollers in my family
#5
I'd probably have "One" by Metallica because I know I'll probably die without any arms or legs.

"Master of Puppets" if I die intoxicated or "Heartwork" if I die of heart complications or "Orion" if I just die. See? It all depends on the death.
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#7
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On a serious note, Death Whispered A Lullaby by Opeth.
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..how sweet.. lol



I thought so too.

In reality it would be a doom metal song, but I wouldn't have a funeral anyways.
#11
In all honesty probably To Live is To Die by Metallica.
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#12
I like the into to the song "Dead Heart in a Dead World" by Nevermore, atleast the mellow part, not when Nevermore decides to get ultra-heavy. Heh, I could just imagine. Everyone crying . . "DUN. DUN DUN DUN!"
#13
i would ethier have nothing else matter's metallica or die die die my darling metallica's version because its louder
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#14
I'd want them to play the Twilight is my robe, by opeth, and ill second orion, that would be cool.
#16
Harvest by Opeth. I really like the chorus..

Into the orchard i walk peering way past the gate
Wilted scenes for us who couldn't wait
Drained by the coldest caress, stalking shadows ahead
Halo of death, all i see is departure
Mourner's lament but it's me who's the martyr
#17
One of the following:

Fade to Black- Metallica
Cult- Slayer (to screw with people)
To Live Is to Die- Metallica
Disappear- Dream Theater
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#19
Ok, let's try ****en hilarious songs to have played at your funeral.


The Final Countdown - Europe
Beat It - Michael Jackson
You've Got Cancer - Anal **** (it should probably be changed to You HAD Cancer for my death)
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#20
Normally, I'd say NIN - The Great Below, but since this is the metal forum...


Emperor - With Strength I Burn and The Wanderer
#22
Spinal Tap - Stonehenge

On Bagpipes.

Or anything by Cunthooks.
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Napalm Death - The Kill

....it would have to be one QUICK procession


Why not "You Suffer?"
#26
Death- Voice Of The Soul

Or Nokturnal Mortum- Autodafe/Barbarians Dreams
#28
something like swallow the sun- through her silvery body
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#30
Meh...I don't think I'll really have a funeral...But if I do, it'll probably be some acoustic Opeth.
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#31
RHCP - Dani California

Not really, but imagine a funeral with that
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#32
Comical ideas to think about

Alice In Chains - Man In The Box
Alice In Chains - Down In A Hole
Alice In Chains - Them Bones
Children Of Bodom - Every Time I Die
Necropaghist - Epitaph


My funeral will be more like a party, you know, celebrating my life, not mourning my death. **** that. No old ladies will be allowed to come.

As for songs I'd actually consider, I dunno, probably

Metallica - Orion , Jump In The Fire, The Memory Remains
Iron Maiden - Wasted Years, Die With Your Boots On, Hallowed Be Thy Name
Motorhead - Stone Dead Forever
Pantera - Regular People (just cause it's about the most badass riff ever),Cowboys From Hell
Shadows Fall - Destroyer Of Senses
WASP - Hellion
#33
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My funeral will be more like a party, you know, celebrating my life, not mourning my death. **** that. No old ladies will be allowed to come.



Considering your mum will probably count as an old lady by the time you die, thats a bit of a weird thing to say.
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#34
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Considering your mum will probably count as an old lady by the time you die, thats a bit of a weird thing to say.


Wouldn't she be...uh..dead?
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#36
just to be Cliff Burton wannabe, Metallica - Orion

or then:
Sentenced - Keep My Grave Open
Sentenced - Dance On The Graves (i can imagine them doing mosh pit on some other ppls graves)

and this ones actually serious:
instead of tolling the bells, they'd play Sentenced - Konevitsan Kirkonkellot loop on some huge ass stereos so all the ppl on the town/city would hear it

well actually Opeth - Death Whispered A Lullaby
that would be just awesome...
and I want my funerals to be held while there's clear sky and sunset
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#37
Wintersun-Death and The Healing, Beyond The Dark Sun
Iron Maiden-Hallowed Be Thy Name
Black Sabbath-Planet Caravan
Pantera-Hollow
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#38
pantera-cemetary gates
Zakk Wylde-Just killing time
Pantera-Cowboys from hell
Anything AC/DC
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#39
Hell Awaits by SLAYER and maybe In This River By Black Label Society, just for something nice
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