Not bad....if only it was LP...
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day..

Me Babies...

Fender Strat
Squier Strat Mod with noiseless pickups
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
Crafter De 8 Acc

Hughes and Kettner Edition Blonde amp
Marshall BluesbreakerII Pedal
"has a really rocking sound due to its fully functioning hum bucker pickups."

That's where it looks like he's saying "No, they aren't broken!"

It's probably broken in some way.