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#1
well,
what is the funniest title you've ever heard?
it can be from a movie or a novel.
as long as it is official.
#3
Dr. Strangelove or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

The first song Tim Curry sings in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. " I'm Just A Sweet Transvestite" that ****s ****ing gold
#4
the whole go chew a rock or whatever it was made my laugh


it didnt really
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#5
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Theres a band calles test icles

I thought that was strange


It was Test Icicles. **** band.
Baaaaaaa'
#6
Ill take that baseball bat and shove it up your ass and turn you into a popsicle - The Warriors
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#8
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The Agatha Christie novel "Ten Little Ni**ers". I shit you not.


lmao

I know a band hear in my hometown who has a song called "Sheep ****er" or maybe it was "****ing Sheep", the intercourse kind of ****ing too...
#9
Quote by Dæmönika
The Agatha Christie novel "Ten Little Ni**ers". I shit you not.




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"One little nigger boy, standing all alone; he went and hanged himself and then there were none."

Jesus...that's awful.
#10
Quote by Dæmönika
The Agatha Christie novel "Ten Little Ni**ers". I shit you not.
Come on, you're the grammar king, the founder of the "Use Your ****ing Dictionary Club"... You have nothing to say about the title?

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#11
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Come on, you're the grammar king, the founder of the "Use Your ****ing Dictionary Club"... You have nothing to say about the title?



Perhaps...
#12
I can't believe no one has said Snakes on a Plane yet.
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#13
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I can't believe no one has said Snake on a Plane yet.


I don't really see what's so funny about it.
#14
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I don't really see what's so funny about it.


Eh, the humour is lost on you.
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#15
Quote by Maj_Tom
lmao

I know a band hear in my hometown who has a song called "Sheep ****er" or maybe it was "****ing Sheep", the intercourse kind of ****ing too...


Yeah, it's "Sheep F***er". Where in Barrie are you from?

On topic: The funniest title I've heard has to be..
The picture of the "Goth" and it says "I'm so goth I sh*t bats." It always makes me laugh.
#16
The album The Difference Between Me & You Is That I'm Not on Fire by McLusky
#17
my friend once told me about the frozen caveman. It is when you take a ****, put the turd in your freezer, and then next morning, use the turd as a frozen dildo to **** your girlfriend.
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my friend once told me about the frozen caveman. It is when you take a ****, put the turd in your freezer, and then next morning, use the turd as a frozen dildo to **** your girlfriend.


Did you even read this thread? Jackass...
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#20
band called united kingdom of america. WItty and reflective of todays political climate.
****e band tho.
Lamb of god used to be called burn the preist. The name isnt funny but the fact that they managed to get banned from several states is.
There is a guy/band called selfish ****.
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#22
well i know this isnt a book or a movie or anything, but i once saw a bar called "12 steps behind"

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#25
MOBY DICK.*tee hee*
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#26
There was a thread here a while back when someone was asking for a band name and someone els suggested using "Mr. Penis and the Nutsacks". Would've been great if it were used.
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#27
'the soddit' thats a mildly amusing one,
how about 'how i learned to stop buggering inanimate objects' ?


no actually i made that last one up
#28
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#29
Mstical Potato Head groove thing, My guitar wants me to kill your mama. Both are by satch.
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you sir, are funny as hell.



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#30
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Ill take that baseball bat and shove it up your ass and turn you into a popsicle - The Warriors


i ****ing love that movie
#31
eat your spaghetti or you'll catch a cold! And dont sit on the tree while you look at them---
#33
the title of this thread.

"most funniest"?

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#34
There was a very short lived 3 piece (no singer) band here on base that was actually called "Messy earhole fo complete and utter distruction and will kill you till you die". Personally I think they ripped off that one band "And you will know us by the trail of the dead".
#36
The movie "To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar." That is true.

And not so much funny but clever are Modest Mouse's album and song names, like "This is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About," "Good News For People Who Love Bad News," "We Were Dead Before the Ship Sank." Good stuff there.
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#37
'Octopussy'....Someone made a serious mistake with that title....And 'The Spy Who Shagged Me' lol.
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#38
"The greatest invention in the world is beer." - it's a book...
Changed signature after 4 years.

Will take some time to make a new one.
#39
It Crawled from Uranus
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#40
Quote by guitarted
Dr. Strangelove or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

The first song Tim Curry sings in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. " I'm Just A Sweet Transvestite" that ****s ****ing gold



Dont dis the curry, its an awsome film. Id like to see the live version, wouldnt be the same without tim curry though.
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