#1
To the tune of "The Monkees - Daydream Believer"

When you?re family?s stinking rich
But you still feel life?s a bitch
And believe you are constantly in pain
Wake yourself up and rise
Dump eye shadow round your eyes.
And proceed to mutilate your veins?

Cheer up, emo teen.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a manic depressant
With such low self-esteem.

You once weren?t like this
No scars trailing down your wrist
And your clothes weren?t all coloured black
Now you isolate yourself
Seek attention from everyone else
Without realising your acting like a twat?

Cheer up, emo teen.
Oh, what can it mean.
To someone who always
Dressed up for Halloween.

Cheer up, emo teen.
Oh, what can it mean.
To such a whiny bastard
And a big drama queen.

[Instrumental interlude]

Cheer up, emo teen.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a manic depressant
With such low self-esteem.
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#2
Oh man how orginal. Oh wait I think I just read an emo bashing song. Atleast you wrote this better than the other one.
#6
not bad... ah, i need to write one... with my passion of making fun of people
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#7
this one is much better than most of the emo-bashing songs. I don't know what makes it so funny.. probably the fact that it's set to freakin "daydream believer"!! LOL.. that's the most genius borrowing of a tune I've ever seen. I love all 3 of the chorus'... I know a couple kids like that (minus the cutting to my knowledge)... very funny, good work.
#11
i think the catchy chorus' make it funny, even though i like emo, they do whine too damn much, and i like the way you poked fun at that rich bastard
#13
the way you wrote this was decent, but the idea is overdone and highly annoying.....emo bashing has become more of a trend then emo...
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#14
emo sucks songs like these need to be read by EVERYONE!
And My Soul From Out That Shadow That Lies Floating On The Floor, Shall Be Lifted. . . Nevermore.
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