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Lets hear some of those communist Russia jokes that have been all over the Pit.
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Are there a lot of russians here on UG? I was born in Ukraine, so its interesting to see so many signitures written in Russian.
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^ UG is hosted in Russia, and Zappp, the webmaster, is russian. In fact, UG is pretty much Russian through-and-through!
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Are there a lot of russians here on UG? I was born in Ukraine, so its interesting to see so many signitures written in Russian.



UG is based in Russia, even though the majority is UK and it's surrounding areas, Australia and the US. And a lot of people like cool sigs, so they put foreign characters.
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2 Commies are sitting at a bench and one of em are having an icecream... The the one without asks : Can I have some?
And icecream commie answers : NO...


This joke requires you to actually know what communism is.
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In Soviet Russia, n00bs flame you!!!


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in soviet russia tabs post YOU
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2 Commies are sitting at a bench and one of em are having an icecream... The the one without asks : Can I have some?
And icecream commie answers : NO...


This joke requires you to actually know what communism is.

rofl
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2 Commies are sitting at a bench and one of em are having an icecream... The the one without asks : Can I have some?
And icecream commie answers : NO...


This joke requires you to actually know what communism is.

lmao
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in soviet russia road forks you
and from the simpsons when grandpa is talking about homer "my son is not a communist he may be a criminal a (sorry i can't remember these 2) a communist but my homer is definentaly not a porn star"
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#20
yeah its so cool you make fun of russia and communism .
1)russia can destroy anybody if it wants to
2)in russia they are training in the army , not playing with their little gadgets.
3)russia has power that other countries cant even dream off
4)russia had and has great culture (in literature , arts )
5)russia is great
6)conclusion : **** off <-this quote is to ppl who bash russia.
7)i am russian (born and raised in greece) so i dont tolerate small minded ignorants who make fun of it.
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yeah its so cool you make fun of russia and communism .
1)russia can destroy anybody if it wants to
2)in russia they are training in the army , not playing with their little gadgets.
3)russia has power that other countries cant even dream off
4)russia had and has great culture (in literature , arts )
5)russia is great
6)conclusion : **** off <-this quote is to ppl who bash russia.
7)i am russian (born and raised in greece) so i dont tolerate small minded ignorants who make fun of it.



Um... none of this really trying to be taken to heart. Besides, they're based off Yakov Smirnoff jokes, a Russian himself. Not to be rude, but get a sense of humor. I know you're loyal to your country, but we all laugh at jokes about our home countries. It's just for fun dude......


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This thread is about COMMUNIST Russia. No one is making fun of it nowadays, since here in the US we no longer have a worry about Russia.
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Um... none of this really trying to be taken to heart. Besides, they're based off Yakov Smirnoff jokes, a Russian himself. Not to be rude, but get a sense of humor. I know you're loyal to your country, but we all laugh at jokes about our home countries. It's just for fun dude......


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dude dont worry !!! i'm a cool person who takes jokes preety well. my message was to ppl who mean bad things with their jokes. i mean tell them to hurt a country. that is not cool . i mean sure someone can joke about a country but they have to keep it polite and funny.
and btw : i am concidered greek and love greece more than russia , but io love russia as well , just not that much as greece . i have gotten into fights with english dudes in greek islands for making fun of greece and do stupid things just because we have no rules.

EDIT: we have rules but police men would rather drink cofee than solve them.
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dude dont worry !!! i'm a cool person who takes jokes preety well. my message was to ppl who mean bad things with their jokes. i mean tell them to hurt a country. that is not cool . i mean sure someone can joke about a country but they have to keep it polite and funny.
and btw : i am concidered greek and love greece more than russia , but io love russia as well , just not that much as greece . i have gotten into fights with english dudes in greek islands for making fun of greece and do stupid things just because we have no rules.

EDIT: we have rules but police men would rather drink cofee than solve them.



Cool, yea, I can see what you mean.


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Quote by Necrolust
yeah its so cool you make fun of russia and communism .
1)russia can destroy anybody if it wants to
2)in russia they are training in the army , not playing with their little gadgets.
3)russia has power that other countries cant even dream off
4)russia had and has great culture (in literature , arts )
5)russia is great
6)conclusion : **** off <-this quote is to ppl who bash russia.
7)i am russian (born and raised in greece) so i dont tolerate small minded ignorants who make fun of it.


ok, now lets discuss your economy and social conditions
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I never read the whole thread before I replied.
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I mean people make dead baby jokes on here, but you don't see a bunch of infants flaming you for it do you?
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I never read the whole thread before I replied.



No problem anyway, I just thought it was funny, I do that all the time.
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I mean people make dead baby jokes on here, but you don't see a bunch of infants flaming you for it do you?


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#34
Sorry but when it was Soviet it didn't have the name RUSSIA.....
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ok, now lets discuss your economy and social conditions


it's shiit . i know . even greece which is smaller than moscow has better economy .
but russia needs a good president in order to thrive economicaly.. not that putin is bad but .... hell i dont know shiit , i cant explain aything to you cause i only care about greece therefore i care for greece's economy..
anyway... continue the chat/jokes.
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Sorry but when it was Soviet it didn't have the name RUSSIA.....


Sorry.


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it's shiit . i know . even greece which is smaller than moscow has better economy .
but russia needs a good president in order to thrive economicaly.. not that putin is bad but .... hell i dont know shiit , i cant explain aything to you cause i only care about greece therefore i care for greece's economy..
anyway... continue the chat/jokes.



Greece smaller than Moscow?? Yeah yeah, and Russia is smaller than Germany on your map right?
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It's-kind-of-ironic-that-both-capitalism-and-stalinism-****ed-up-Russia-so-bad.
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