#1
Hey i was mowing the lawns and this just started to pop into my head. I stayed up all night to finish. Waddya think?

See me rid out of the warehouse (a big department store in N.Z)
With a plasma t.v. screen.
Package deal is what i get
And a magic bean
Pringles to the left of me
Pizza to the right
Aint got no job
Aint got no life
I'm here watching the fight

Cause i'm T. V. Freak
My jeans are tight

T V Freak
I'm here all night

T V Freak
I'm starting to bloat

T V Freak
Watch me explode

I'm a pimply teen, mighty unclean
I've got a TV tan
Star Trek knowledge i'm number 1
Understand
So stock up on nachos
Quit your old life
Lock up your backdoor
Come to my dive
Oprahs back on now
Why don't you come around

Cause i'm T V Freak
10 hours a night

T V Freak
Love "The Price is Right"

Documentary
On snakes and toads

TV freak
Watch my brain explode.

SOLO

T V Freak
Oi Oi Oi
x4

Cause i'm T. V. Freak
My jeans are tight

T V Freak
I'm here all night

T V Freak
I'm starting to bloat

T V Freak
Watch me explode.
#2
lol, funny. Sounds like somethin Weird Al would do.
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#4
^ lol I was too

that's SO Weird Al song...! Send it to him
I’m not the man I used to be, I... I can’t go back to Arkham.

I... I should return to Arkham.


Among the churchyard’s mouldering stones I recognise a name – my own.
I have come home to Arkham.

#5
Wicked..."I've got a TV tan."

This would make a fun cover for a gig...people would know the way it's supposed to go, and just have fun with it.
"He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original."
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#9
Sounds cool for a punk-style song. Have you written a bass or melody part yet, or just lyrics?
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#10
Quote by Kartman
Sounds cool for a punk-style song. Have you written a bass or melody part yet, or just lyrics?


Er, it's to the tune of T.N.T, if you hadn't realised. Good work.
#11
LMAO that is AMAZING!

How you thought of this, I don't know

But AWESOME!
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#12
. Thats amazing. You should totally send that to Weird Al (if you want to). He might pay you for it.
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#13
this might be the worst thing ive ever read

at no point in your rambling, incogerent post did you begin to approach something that resembled a rational thought

everyone in this room is now dumber for hearing that

i award you no points
and may god have mercy on your soul


you might want to repost this, check for a "spoof song and other sloppy nonsense" forum.
#14
Quote by Phoebus
this might be the worst thing ive ever read

at no point in your rambling, incogerent post did you begin to approach something that resembled a rational thought

everyone in this room is now dumber for hearing that

i award you no points
and may god have mercy on your soul


you might want to repost this, check for a "spoof song and other sloppy nonsense" forum.



you got that from billy madison
#15
Quote by Woo!Yay!
Er, it's to the tune of T.N.T, if you hadn't realised. Good work.
I'm a dumbass!

I missed that.
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#16
Just an update, i won best poetry (no joke) for fifth form for this little ditty.
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