#1
I'm at work right now and this is one of the chats I just got.

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(12:3:54) Josh. > Hello. Thank you for choosing (Company). My name is Josh And I will be processing your order. How can I help you today?

(12:4:46) susan > I WOULD LIKE TO GET A COPY OF MY LAST BILL THAT WAS SENT OUT SO THAT I CAN REVIEW THE ACTIVITY ON IT (PAY PER VIEW CHARGES)

(12:5:17) Josh.> Okay. No problem. Just let me bring your account up.

(12:5:29) Josh. > Do you have your full account number with you?

(12:6:25) susan > No.

(12:7:12) Josh. > Thats okay Susan. I found it. Here is a list of the PPV that have been charged on your account.

(12:7:57) Josh. > White Lightning Tuesday August 8.

(12:8:25) Josh. > Les vampyres 2 August 5.

(12:8:44) Josh. > Dangerous sex August 5.

(12:8:58) susan > I HATE TO BE A PAIN BUT CAN YOU GIVE ME THE TIMES

(12:9:30) Josh.> Okay. No problem.

(12:9:49) Josh. > Please wait while I type a detailed list. I apologize but I cant
cut and paste.

(12:12:8) susan > NO PROBLEM TAKE YOUR TIME

(12:12:16) Josh. > Thank you for your patience. I am almost done.

(12:16:32) Josh.18155 >
White Lightning 08/08 2:00 am
Les Vampyres 2 08/05 2:00 am
Dangerous Sex 08/05 1:30 am
Latex Nurses 08/02 7:30 pm
Deviant Behavior 07/30 9:00 pm
Hi Heels N Wheels 06/12 9:00 am
Magic Sex genie 05/28 3:00 pm
Chica Boom 22 05/24 11:00 am
Backdoor Assualt 2 05/24 10:30 am
Insatiable Sam 05/20 12:00 pm
Black Girl Next Door 2 05/20 1:00 am

(12:17:6) Josh. > Day, month and time.

(12:17:20) susan > THANK YOU SO MUCH - I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP THAT IS ALL I NEEDED

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ROFL someone got busted!
Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
In the rays of the sun I'am longing for the darkness
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#2
awesome!


But are you allowed to post this? *Googles "(Company)" and reports him to "(Company)". I wish I worked for (Company).


And, this was a woman? "Latex nurses..."




>.> Wait, this isn't one of your scam threads is it? <.<
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#4
No I think this ladies son or husband or whatever rented all these PPV pornos and that person is busted ahhahahaha
Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
In the rays of the sun I'am longing for the darkness
Funny Canadians : Brandon860, Bodom & Scourge
Leader of the I boobs club
#5
someone's husband or son or grandson or nephew or brother.. is busted.?
FIJI
#6
oooh fair enough.

but that's not as good as the woman herself watching them... .


You should have lied... You just lost a young man his manhood
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#7
Quote by Bodom
No I think this ladies son or husband or whatever rented all these PPV pornos and that person is busted ahhahahaha


O someone's gonna get a hurt real bad!
hue
#8
It was I who ordered teh pr0n.
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#10
Quote by Control_IsDead
It was I who ordered teh pr0n.


No it wasnt. dont lie.
We all know that you cant work the remote
Quote by Vornik
Wow you just made us all look retarded for not suggesting that...

Quote by Doppleganger
Dude,

I can use Google.
Quote by casualty01
13 yr olds should not attempt to make "points". Especially with their heads firmly lodged up their fucking ass.
#11
LMFAO, damn i wonder who else has been caought out in similar ways *deletes internet explorer history*.
my mum was working in a tobbaco kiosk and a small boy came up and tried to buy a packet of ciggarettes, she said no because he didnt look old enough and the kid said 'I'm 16!' she replied 'you dont look it, your too small' towhit his reposte was "its all the smoking, its stunted my growth'
I never pass solids, but then again my pee is very thick.
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Your being too opinionated
is that even possible?
Yes it is..
#12
Quote by Swift_Death
No it wasnt. dont lie.
We all know that you cant work the remote


Maybe not the remote, but I can sure work the right hand
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#13
Quote by sweeping_steve
LMFAO, damn i wonder who else has been caought out in similar ways *deletes internet explorer history*.
my mum was working in a tobbaco kiosk and a small boy came up and tried to buy a packet of ciggarettes, she said no because he didnt look old enough and the kid said 'I'm 16!' she replied 'you dont look it, your too small' towhit his reposte was "its all the smoking, its stunted my growth'

haha, that reminds me of this one time at my jr. high festival. i was playing bingo (i own at it) and this guy was going around serving margaritas to the parents/grandparents and a little kid (5th grade-ish looking) goes up to him and says, "can i have one?" the guy of course says no. the kid then says, "come on, I'm 18." the guy says, "too bad, the legal drinking age is 21!"
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#15
Heres one my friend got a few weeks ago.

> Andrea.> Thank you for contacting (company). My name is Andrea, I will
> be happy to help you today.
>
> Andrea.> What can I help you with today?
>
> chris> my bill is incorrect. i am being billed for services that i never
> recieved. i have already spoken to reps for a resolution, and to no avail
>
>
> chris> my bill is reflecting charges from 6-11. internet was not installed
> until 7-8
>
> chris> this is due to your tech not knowing how to complete the uinstall
> the first time
>
> chris> i just receieved a "final notice"
>
> Andrea.> What would you like me to do for you?
>
> chris> what do you mean? correct my bill
>
> Andrea.> Okay one moment and I will see what I can do.
>
> chris> what are charges form 7-8? that is waht i am prepared to pay
> because that is the service i received
>
> Andrea.16801> I have looked at your bill and I am showing a credit of $25
> dollars for 7/8
>
> chris> what is the bill total?
>
> Andrea.16801> $166.69
>
> chris> i owe 166.69 from 7-8?
>
> Andrea.16801> Not from that date, that is the bill in total.
>
> chris> well what is it fromthat date? thats the date service became active
>
> Andrea.16801> That date shows that you were credited the $25.
>
> chris> i NEVER had service before then. ever
>
> chris> i don't care about that credit. . . tell me what i owe assuming
> that 7-8 was the first day of service.
>
> Andrea.> You will have to contact your local office because I do not
> have full access to your account. You will need to speak to a
> representative that can talk you through this.
>
> chris> i already have
>
> chris> i was told that the issue was resolved. but it is not
>
> chris> (company) is the most frustrating buisness that i have dealt with in a long time
>
> Andrea.> I do apologize for that.
>
> chris> mcdonalds is more reliable
>
> chris> and they employ teenagers
>
> chris> are yoyu a teenager?
>
> chris> can you do math?
>
> chris> do you know your employers rates?
>
> chris> because i dont
>
> chris> and everyuone at comcast tells me something different
>
> chris> ?
>
> Andrea.> Sir, I am looking at your account now and all that I see is
> that you got credited a total of $25 dollars.
>
> chris> wow
>
> chris> thats not the issue
>
> Andrea.> It does not show that you got charged for anything on that
> date.
>
> chris> you are appling a credit for services that I NEVER RECEIVED
>
> Andrea.> Please contact your local office someone there will be happy
> to assist you.
>
> You are now marked as unavailable for next chat.
>
> chris> so 170 dollars seems reasonable for a two months of service to you?
>
> Andrea.> Depends on your services.
>
> chris> sorry, a month and a half
>
> chris> you guys better come over and dust my screen for that much
>
> Andrea.> I am sorry but I am located at an international call center
> I am unable to do that.
>
> chris> 8-)
>
> chris> okay, you got me. ill call someone tomorrow
>
> Andrea.> Okay.
>
> Andrea.> Is there anything else I could assist you with today?
>
> chris> no thanks.
>
>
>


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Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
In the rays of the sun I'am longing for the darkness
Funny Canadians : Brandon860, Bodom & Scourge
Leader of the I boobs club
#17
Quote by Control_IsDead
Quote by Swift_Death
Quote by Control_IsDead
It was I who ordered teh pr0n.
No it wasnt. dont lie.
We all know that you cant work the remote
Maybe not the remote, but I can sure work the right hand


Damn, didnt see that one cumming
Quote by Vornik
Wow you just made us all look retarded for not suggesting that...

Quote by Doppleganger
Dude,

I can use Google.
Quote by casualty01
13 yr olds should not attempt to make "points". Especially with their heads firmly lodged up their fucking ass.
#18
(10:44:50) advanced_tool_log > user Larry has entered room
(10:44:50) advanced_tool_log > analyst Josh has entered room
(10:44:56) Josh.> Hello. Thank you for choosing (Insert Company). How can I help you today?
(10:45:49) Larry > Just ordered the gaming package for 1 day 9/2/2006 for $29...last year it was $19...can this be an error for the 1 day fee?
(10:46:47) Josh. > The price has probably changed since last year.
(10:48:34) Larry > That is obvious. You were no help at all.
(10:48:58) Josh. > Is there anything else I can help you with today?
(10:49:8) Larry > obviously no.
(10:49:15) Josh. > Have a great day sir.
Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
In the rays of the sun I'am longing for the darkness
Funny Canadians : Brandon860, Bodom & Scourge
Leader of the I boobs club
#19
Quote by Bodom
(10:44:50) advanced_tool_log > user Larry has entered room
(10:44:50) advanced_tool_log > analyst Josh has entered room
(10:44:56) Josh.> Hello. Thank you for choosing (Insert Company). How can I help you today?
(10:45:49) Larry > Just ordered the gaming package for 1 day 9/2/2006 for $29...last year it was $19...can this be an error for the 1 day fee?
(10:46:47) Josh. > The price has probably changed since last year.
(10:48:34) Larry > That is obvious. You were no help at all.
(10:48:58) Josh. > Is there anything else I can help you with today?
(10:49:8) Larry > obviously no.
(10:49:15) Josh. > Have a great day sir.


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#20
That was great

At my previous job, i had some funny collegues. It was always a contest of who could crack the most/best/most offensive jokes, constantly, non stop. Especially this one guy... i swear if he sat down and took his time, he could write material good enough to compete with people like George Carlin and Bill Hicks. The same cynical social commentary, and damn funny. I don't think anyone logged those conversations though.
#21
Heres another classic chat I just got at work :

Josh.> Hello. Thank you for choosing (Insert Company). My name is Josh, how can I help you today?

frederick> what are these ppv charges on my bill ?

frederick> 13.99

frederick> ?

Josh> Frederick, may I have your account number please?

frederick> I tried calling, but i keep getting a busy signal

frederick> #### ######

Josh.> Thank you. One moment please.

frederick> ok

Josh.> Frederick, that $ 13.99 is for a PPV movie "Lexie on Top" that was ordered on November 27th at 4:27 am.

frederick> what is lexie on top ?

Josh.> An adult movie available on PPV.

frederick> what kind of movie rating is it ?

Josh.> Adult.

frederick> I have two teenagers here

frederick> ok....i'lll handle it from this end....thanks

Josh.> Have a great day!
Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
In the rays of the sun I'am longing for the darkness
Funny Canadians : Brandon860, Bodom & Scourge
Leader of the I boobs club
Last edited by Bodom at Dec 4, 2006,
#22
Heres amother I just had :

(15:49:12) Josh.> Hello. My name is Josh, how can I help you today?
(15:49:15) Brenda > thank you
(15:49:26) Brenda > hi josh
(15:50:35) Brenda > can you tell which cable box a movie at my home was rented on
(15:51:6) Josh.> Let me bring your account up and take a look within it. May I have your account number please?
(15:51:12) Brenda > This will help me to figure out which child to go kill
(15:51:32) Brenda > ##### ######
(15:51:54) Josh. > Thank you. One moment please.
(15:52:37) Brenda > the women i was on the phone with gave me all the dates and amounts of the rentals just wondered if there is anyway to tell which TV they were rented on
(15:54:14) Josh.> Yeah, I can tell what cable box. Could you verify the name of the movie?
(15:55:30) Brenda > there are 38 different adult movies she did not list names of all just cost
(15:55:58) Brenda > this is from January 1 to March 4th
(15:55:59) Josh.> Okay, so basically the box that most of the adult movies went to, correct ?
(15:56:13) Brenda > yes
(15:57:9) Brenda > i have three boxes on first floor and 2 on second floor
(15:58:3) Brenda > can you e-mail me the movies from these dates and the boxes or is that not possible
(15:58:58) Josh. > Brenda, all of the adult movies have gone to cable box : ####. Thats the serial number. Are there any other questions or concerns, cable or billing related, that I could assist you with today?
(16:6:24) Brenda > not at this time you have been a big help thankyou very much
(16:6:32) Brenda > have a good night
Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
In the rays of the sun I'am longing for the darkness
Funny Canadians : Brandon860, Bodom & Scourge
Leader of the I boobs club
Last edited by Bodom at Jun 26, 2008,