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#1
The title says it all. What great metal albums have one or two songs that are complete shit? And, of course, what are the songs?

For me,

Metallica- The Thing That Should Not Be. Just, bleh.
Darkthrone- Skald Av Satans Sol. Laughably stupid riffs.
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#2
Dawn Patrol from Megadeth's Rust In Piece. Piece of crap. And they got that **** streaming on the Gigantour website - WHY?!
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#3
Behind the Smile on Wages of Sin by Arch Enemy
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#4
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The title says it all. What great metal albums have one or two songs that are complete shit? And, of course, what are the songs?

For me,

Metallica- The Thing That Should Not Be. Just, bleh.
Darkthrone- Skald Av Satans Sol. Laughably stupid riffs.


I dunno, I really enjoy The Thing That Should Not Be. It's the only song on that album that uses a different tuning!

If I had to pick a "crap" song off of MoP, it would have to be Damage Inc....
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#6
"FAllen Angel" on Iron Maiden's Brave New World .. .terrible song


And "Fiasco" off of Annihilators king of the kill
#7
Its all a matter of opinions man. If anything from MoP I would say Leper Messiah, that song is boring and crap.
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#8
Dragonforce - Heart of a Dragon

Damn, what a horrible way to end the album. I mean, I know hetero metal isn't exactly their strong point, but that song is SO gay. It does have some cool soloing, though. Some others that I always thought of as the outcast tracks:

Jag Panzer - Cold and Hidden in My Eyes (gaaaaay)
Amon Amarth - Masters of War (boring compared to the rest of the album)
Dark Tranquility - Dry Run and Am I 1? (same as AA. "Dry Run" is an ironic title, eh?)
#10
12:97:24:99 is a terrible song by mudvayne from the end of all things to come if any of you have heard it...oh wait you haven't, because its 11 seconds of silence!
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12:97:24:99 is a terrible song by mudvayne from the end of all things to come if any of you have heard it...oh wait you haven't, because its 11 seconds of silence!


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If I had to pick a "crap" song off of MoP, it would have to be Damage Inc....


Haha that's my favorite track.
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Wrong forum.

Good call.

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Testament - Seven Days Of May
Annihilator - Stonewall
Exodus - Overdose


You suck.
Overdose is an AC/DC cover, Exodus are notorius are for covering AC/DC.. S'a worthy addition to the album.
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#17
I know(And enjoy most of their AC/DC covers). But it's just so...meh to me, and I like AC/DC.


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I kinda liked that track.
#18
Dragonforce - Heart of a Dragon


PROUD AND SO GLORIOUS
STANDING BEFORE OF US
OUR SWORDS WILL SHINE BRIGHT IN THE SKY
WHEN UNITED WE COME
TO THE LAND OF THE SUN
WITH THE HEART OF A DRAGON WE RIDE

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#19
Is this any less cheesy than the typical dragonforce song? haha.
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#20
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^Speaking of Slayer: Expendable Youth for the lose.


I liked that song.

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#21
Dragonforce song 2- end on all albums, though most times you can't tell where one ends and the other begins.

But what about the opposite way around, what about great tracks on ****ty albums?
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#22
^ The Philosopher ftw, though the rest of ITP loses.
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#23
man before i even looked at this thread i was gonna put "the thing that should not be". the title suggests exactly what should have happened/
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#24
Speaking of the MoP at the beginning, the only "crap" song is really leper messiah, but really its one of the heavier songs.
#26
"Severed Head Stoning" on the Wretched spawn, that song sucks ass. When Heaven Burns is also a pretty shit track.
#27
The Sex Pistols cover on "So Far, So Good, So What." So horrible. Great album otherwise.
#28
^^^ +1.

I don't know anything about punk, but I don't mind the original version of that song. I'm not really sure why they decided to play that song live, either.
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#29
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Metallica- The Thing That Should Not Be. Just, bleh.


Same for me. Boring as hell...

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No way. I think that's definately one of the better tracks. Piece By Piece is the weak one for me.

Iron Maiden - Can I Play With Madness from Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son is one that comes to mind.
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#30
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Strapping Young Lad - "Info Dump"

Seriously, what the hell was that?


lol I'm pretty sure they delivered what they advertised (all puns intended).

And to Led Zeppeling, I'm not a big fan of "The thing that should not be" either

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#31
Sepultura - "The Hunt"
meh I never liked this song I think it's a cover thought.
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#32
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Darkthrone- Skald Av Satans Sol. Laughably stupid riffs.


O HELLS NO
I like that one.

"FAllen Angel" on Iron Maiden's Brave New World .. .terrible song


Everyone hates that song. I can't se why, I rather like it. Sure it ain't great (to be Maiden), but I still enjoy it.
#34
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O HELLS NO
I like that one.



+ 1, thats one of my favourite songs on that album.


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I liked the song at first, but now it seems absolutely terrible compared to the rest of the album.
#35
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No way. I think that's definately one of the better tracks. Piece By Piece is the weak one for me.


That song is awesome, IMO. The chromatic intro riff where it goes into is just awesome, and it's even better when they speed it up and play it in the middle of the song.


^ The Philosopher ftw, though the rest of ITP loses.


I liked ITP.
#36
I absolutely hate Dragonforce - Heart of a Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!

Children of Bodom - You're Better Off Dead, just ruins HCDR for me.
#37
Pantera - Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills.
Strapping Young Lad - Fucker.
Slayer - Blood Red, that riff is just so... un-Slayer.
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#38
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Pantera - Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills.
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how could you!! lol nah kidding. That track was somewhat odd, but I like it for whatever reason.

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#39
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man before i even looked at this thread i was gonna put "the thing that should not be". the title suggests exactly what should have happened/



That's my favourite song on the album...

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#40
Iron Maiden - Face in the Sand (The double bass pedal does my head in)
Emperor - A Fine Day to Die (arghhhhhhhh)
Nile - I Whisper In The Ear of The Dead (It tries too hard to be creepy and just fails)
Amon Amarth - Metalwrath (I lol'd)
Nevermore - Evolution 169 (hmmmm)
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