#1
i've seen the joke "why did little timmy fall of his bike? because little timmy had no arms!" around UG a couple times and i thought it was really funny so a friend of mine and i decided to write a song about Little Timmy (if the originator of this joke reads this, you are awesome) so here goes.

Timmy

Little Timmy rides his bike
That poor crippled tyke
He?s got no arms
But he can get past burglar alarms

Little Timmy he?s a first hand hood
Raised by wolves in the woods
He ain?t got arms
But he sure can work the ladies with his charms

When he was just 6
Little Timmy went to med school
Just for kicks
But then he got in trouble with the godfather
He got a ride from his only daughter

Little Timmy he?s a first hand hood
Raised by wolves in the woods
He ain?t got arms
But he sure can work the ladies with his charms

So the mob took Timmy out to the woods
And they filled Little Timmy with all the lead they could
But the wolves saved little timmy
So he could go see the daughter of the godfather
And they could make a shimmy
But little Timmy that poor crippled tyke
The died when he fell off his bike

Little Timmy he?s one dead hood
The wolves did what they could
But it was awfully hard for Timmy to ride his bike
Cause he had no arms, that poor crippled tyke
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#2
I haven't heard the joke, and really didn't understand it but, regardless of my sense of humour, the song wasn't too bad really. Sometimes when people write joke songs, they seem to not give it the serious attention of actually having the lines flow and have a decent rhythm in addition to being funny and so they come off kind of flat in my opinion. But this time it worked quite well I think. It reminded me a lot of "She's Nubs" by NoFx. Which is a good thing.
Cheers dude,
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