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#1
I've been left for the week to look after my little brother..and my parents gave me some money to buy food..but i lost the money!! so i can't buy any food and there wasn't any in the house to begin with, I'm so ****ing hungry!

but the main problem is that I think I'm going ****ing crazy!!..this morning my baby brother just crawled past me..and I seriously felt the urge to just pounce on him and sink my teeth into his soft chewy head!! I was then really scared with what I felt I was about to do so I went out for a walk..When I got back I felt alot better and thought maybe It was just because I was tired..But when I went and found little Tim..the urge to taste his sweet baby flesh came surging back..But this time I really couldn't control it..I jumped on him as he crawled across his floor and I took a clean bite right out of his shoulder..I don't know what to do! How the **** am I suppose to explain to my parents the huge distinctly human mouth shaped chunk missing from their youngest sons shoulder..What the **** was I thinking!?

has this happened to anyone!? because this has ****ing scared me..and the baby blood tasting ****ing weird!
Originally Posted by ygokazuki
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Originally Posted by RedDeath9
Is this the kinda thread like the one that Will_Gum made about eating his baby brother or something? Because it's not as good..
#3
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are you being serious?
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#5
what the **** man! this isn't funny at all..this is the scariest thing thats ever happened to me..

Have you ever tried to eat your brother!? no!
So fuc king shut the hell up
Originally Posted by ygokazuki
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Originally Posted by RedDeath9
Is this the kinda thread like the one that Will_Gum made about eating his baby brother or something? Because it's not as good..
#6
I would recommend basting in soy sauce and serving with a dark red wine.
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#10
ehm.. ok... weirdo.
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I would recommend basting in soy sauce and serving with a dark red wine.

..what the **** man..I don't want your sick baby recipes..I just need a cover story..I can't tell my parents I took a bite out of tim..they'll disown me!
What sort of animals would bite a child and look like a human bite?! He's ****ing bleeding everywhere..I seriously need some serious replies quickly
Originally Posted by ygokazuki
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Originally Posted by RedDeath9
Is this the kinda thread like the one that Will_Gum made about eating his baby brother or something? Because it's not as good..
#12
Yeah , this has happened to me once. I ate my father and then my sister. i am a werewolf.
I couldnt control it ! It was a fullmoon and I was converting , I needed to taste human flesh in order to control my cravings and not kill anybody else. So i ate my father and then my sister. I converted them though , they are werewolves too..


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#14
Sorry for laughing, but couldn't you thionk of going to a relative or friends house explaining the situation and asking for a bit of moiney to lend? It's still pretrty funny though..
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ehm.. ok... weirdo.


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Yeah , this has happened to me once. I ate my father and then my sister. i am a werewolf.
I couldnt control it ! It was a fullmoon and I was converting , I needed to taste human flesh in order to control my cravings and not kill anybody else. So i ate my father and then my sister. I converted them though , they are werewolves too..


PS : :stickpoke


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Yeah , this has happened to me once. I ate my father and then my sister. i am a werewolf.
I couldnt control it ! It was a fullmoon and I was converting , I needed to taste human flesh in order to control my cravings and not kill anybody else. So i ate my father and then my sister. I converted them though , they are werewolves too..


PS : :stickpoke

Are you saying Im a ****ing werewolf?! I don't think ive ever been bitten and i havent actually eaten him..I Just took a bite tasted the blood and then I just snapped out of that sort of thing and just ****ing paniced!
seriously I don't know what to do..should i get him to hospital..it's a pretty sizable chunk and he's screaming upstairs in a pool of his blood..I'm ****ing scared..can they arrest you for this ****!?
Originally Posted by ygokazuki
Will_Gum knows what he's talking about

Originally Posted by RedDeath9
Is this the kinda thread like the one that Will_Gum made about eating his baby brother or something? Because it's not as good..
#19
tell them that he bit you first, so you were just like 'yeah see how you like it biatch'
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Have you ever tried to eat your brother!? no!
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#22
There's only one way. Eat the rest of him and deny to your parents that you ever even possesed a little brother at any point in time. Destroy all photographs and anything else with his face in it. After about a week, they'll forget all about him. And you'll get to enjoy the delicasy that is... Baby A La Mode.
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Sorry for laughing, but couldn't you thionk of going to a relative or friends house explaining the situation and asking for a bit of moiney to lend? It's still pretrty funny though..

how would that work!?

"Uhh..I took a bite of tim's shoulder..give me money or I'll bite you too!?"
plus there are no relatives near..and i don't think they'd give me any money if i threatened to bite them
Originally Posted by ygokazuki
Will_Gum knows what he's talking about

Originally Posted by RedDeath9
Is this the kinda thread like the one that Will_Gum made about eating his baby brother or something? Because it's not as good..
#24
Ok, calm down.

First thing to do is remove the evidence. Find some form of disinfectant (even listirine will do the trick) and pour it over the bite. Leave that for a bit and that should clean up the wound whilst simultaneously removing the dna evidence from your brother.

Second, find a sharp object, preferably a knife. Now slash your wrists and this whole issue will be delt with.

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Are you saying Im a ****ing werewolf?! I don't think ive ever been bitten and i havent actually eaten him..I Just took a bite tasted the blood and then I just snapped out of that sort of thing and just ****ing paniced!
seriously I don't know what to do..should i get him to hospital..it's a pretty sizable chunk and he's screaming upstairs in a pool of his blood..I'm ****ing scared..can they arrest you for this ****!?


Dude , if you are serious about this , I suggest to take your brother to a hospital and then lock yourself in a mental institution..
Maybe the paranormal phenomena exist , who knows ? maybe you are watching too many times the blade movie or jack off to vampire porn.. I dont know ! .
Take your brother to the hospital immediately (if you are not joking) cause he can get an infection and die cause his immunogenic system has not yet formed well .
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#26
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say you did it in your sleep.

you seriously think that will pass..? I mean I did used to sleep walk..but I don't think I'll be able to pass this off..should I just deny it or what?! He's sort of quieted down with the screaming so Maybe It wasn't as bad as I though..maybe It'll heal and I'll just keep him away from them when they're back
Originally Posted by ygokazuki
Will_Gum knows what he's talking about

Originally Posted by RedDeath9
Is this the kinda thread like the one that Will_Gum made about eating his baby brother or something? Because it's not as good..
#27
When are your parents returning home? You could try to take care of the wound and say your brother cut himself while playing with razorblades or something... Kids heal quickly...
Btw maybe some photos to show us what the damage is...
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speaking of cake...you should say you thought your bro was a cake. like you were high or something, and then your parents will be all like "oh! he was just high, he's not a cannibal. we'll send him to rehab and everything will be okay"
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who the hell do you think!?
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#30
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When are your parents returning home? You could try to take care of the wound and say your brother cut himself while playing with razorblades or something... Kids heal quickly...
Btw maybe some photos to show us what the damage is...

I don't think thats a good idea..My parents said never let him leave your site..how the **** am I suppose to explain that he managed to play with razorblades..when i was supervised..They'd probably care more about that than If i told them the actual story.
Originally Posted by ygokazuki
Will_Gum knows what he's talking about

Originally Posted by RedDeath9
Is this the kinda thread like the one that Will_Gum made about eating his baby brother or something? Because it's not as good..
#33
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say the bite mark looks like jesus and sell your bro on ebay.

Yeah..but the bite doesn't look like jesus..It just looks like a huge bite out of his relatively small shoulder! What sort of stuff stops infections..? I don't wanna have to get to a hospital..not before I have a solid cover story anyway
Originally Posted by ygokazuki
Will_Gum knows what he's talking about

Originally Posted by RedDeath9
Is this the kinda thread like the one that Will_Gum made about eating his baby brother or something? Because it's not as good..
#34
hahaha your so ****ing retarded its unbelieveable...
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#35
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Yeah..but the bite doesn't look like jesus..It just looks like a huge bite out of his relatively small shoulder! What sort of stuff stops infections..? I don't wanna have to get to a hospital..not before I have a solid cover story anyway


You stupid dumbass , get him to a hospital or else he will die.. The wound has probably infected and his immunogenic system isnt strong enough to prevent hostile microbs and bacteria.. I think you will get in more trouble if your parents walk in and see your brother dead.

now leave your stupidity and idiocy aside and help your brother you stupid vampire.
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#37
yeah, home remedies are bound to go awry
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#38
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yeah, home remedies are bound to go awry

It's okay..I can't hear anything from upstairs anymore..so I think I should be okay
I'll just put him to bed but some tissue on it and check in the morning I think
Originally Posted by ygokazuki
Will_Gum knows what he's talking about

Originally Posted by RedDeath9
Is this the kinda thread like the one that Will_Gum made about eating his baby brother or something? Because it's not as good..
#39
right mate, if you are serious, find the stash of medical stuff in your house, every house should have one, get some anticeptic cream and rub it into the wound, then bandage it up, how deep the cut is depends on how long it'll take to heal, but if u were hungry, i guess it'll take about a week-ish to heal


if you're only pissing about, you must have a sick mind

hope this helps if you're serious tho
#40
i want pictures

and a answer to this question

let me just get it straight.... you bite a chunk out of your baby brother, than went psycho and the firrst place where you seek for help is a GUITAR FORUM c'mon I thought the "i had cum on my finger while fingering my girlfriend, is she pregnant" - topic wasn't belonging here, but you justwent to a whole new level

grats will gum

NOW SHOW ME THEM PICTURES


and last question.... how did it taste

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