#1
you know, i've been wondering for some time now who is the fastest guitarist on these forums. So i've decided to compile a contest with different catagories. Every week or so we could update who the fastest on ug in each catagory. the catagories would be
-Alternate picking
-sweep picking
-econompy picking
-legato
-tapping/legato

Now this is just and idea, and if there is already a thread like this then let me know?

but do you think this would be a good idea?

send a video link on youtube or Google video if your interested
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#2
already a thread like this, i just can't find it

Axegrinder#9 = fast
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#3
Im not really sure how fast I am but I'd definetely post somthing up for alternate picking and see how fast it is. I like the idea .
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#4
This is, as far as I'm concerned, a ridiculously bad idea, not to mention incredibly pointless and suited for plenty of e-penis measurement.

And what's a guitarest? Is it like Mount Everest?
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#5
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and suited for plenty of e-penis measurement.


That is all you had to say because that is all it is.


This idea can be sugar-coated all you want, but when you remove the novelty of the idea, ^that is all it really is.
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#6
Could be fun to see though. And who cares if it is ^^ that way, not like it affects you if you're not in it.
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#8
^^I'm just saying though; once the novelty of it wears off, what's the point?

But, that is just my school of thought on the idea. After all, it's not like saying it's just a way to measure your e-penis will stop the idea from going.

After all, almost everything nowadays is about penis measurement. The car you drive, the gun(s) you shoot, the house you live in, even certain guitars. We are always surrounded in a 24/7 dick size-up throughout our life

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#9
If people are willing to submit recordings, power to them. Whoever wants to do it go for it.
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#10
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^^I'm just saying though; once the novelty of it wears off, what's the point?

But, that is just my school of thought on the idea. After all, it's not like saying it's just a way to measure your e-penis will stop the idea from going.

After all, almost everything nowadays is about penis measurement. The car you drive, the gun(s) you shoot, the house you live in, even certain guitars. We are always surrounded in a 24/7 dick size-up throughout our life


Or how many web site hits you get. (NOT PORN I SWEAR)

http://www.enlargeyourpenis.de/56074.html
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#11
I can do recordings but, the tone will be **** and you will need to turn up your volume, but I will do it. ( Im using a Computer Mic that doesnt pick up good enough sound so its really quiet )
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#14
meh, s'not a great idea, people might be fighting and saying like : omg im way faster then you! haha im just saying maybe it could happen
#16
And what about those who record slow and edit it 10 times faster? still counts?
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#17
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And what about those who record slow and edit it 10 times faster? still counts?


yeah good point we'll make it video then
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#18
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And what about those who record slow and edit it 10 times faster? still counts?


I don't suppose you mean like this, do you?

"yo l1k ch3ck dis sh1z 0u+"

http://media.putfile.com/Speed-Demon-Shiznit-Revenge
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#19
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I don't suppose you mean like this, do you?

"yo l1k ch3ck dis sh1z 0u+"

http://media.putfile.com/Speed-Demon-Shiznit-Revenge
http://media.putfile.com/Go-Speed-Racer-Go-23


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yeah good point we'll make it video then

video huh, well see what ppl had done to John Petrucci's Rock Dicipline
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#20
I have a feeling that who ever wins is gonna be boasting like one hell of a goose.
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#21
Well I gues I cant be in it =/. No video for me, usually you can tell if someone speeds it up but w/e.
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#22
see, there should be a thread where everyone can post and share their music without hassle...music isn't a bloody competition, no matter how fast someone plays, there's always going to be someone who can play faster...we're all musicians here (well, not all) and collectively our goal should to be to make music, not show off our chops and e-penis
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#23
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see, there should be a thread where everyone can post and share their music without hassle...music isn't a bloody competition, no matter how fast someone plays, there's always going to be someone who can play faster...we're all musicians here (well, not all) and collectively our goal should to be to make music, not show off our chops and e-penis


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#24
and we already have a thread like that
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#26
I'm the fastest.

I can outrun anyone here.
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#27
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It was part of the joke. Notice how much faster the other one is?
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#28
Which caprice are you guys talking about? Jason Beckers?
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