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#1
kinda like the you know your a gutarist when but you know when your A guitar poser (wanna be)
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#2
You have a shirt that implies you're in a band, but you're not.

You can't play the intro to "Stairway"

You brag about being able to play any punk song
#3
you post all over your myspace check out my band check out my band, only to go there and have no music up

or if you state your in a band, and then ask the person if you can come to there practice and they lock up, because the reality is they have never practiced, and half of them are probably just saying oh well yea im getting my instrument in 4 months then were gunna rock
#5
All you can play on the bass is roots.
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
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#8
own lotsa guitars but cant keep a simple chrod progression going (AKA playing like ****).
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#9
powerchords are the definition of the words guitar poser or should it be powerchord user. or playing bass cos guitar was too hard.
gee bass isnt doing to well in this thing is it lol
#10
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You play bass.

WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#11
you know your a guitar poser when a friend of yours plays a lick and you attempt to play it and say its yours.
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#12
You bring it places, but refuse to play it when people ask you. Giving out excuses like

- I need a pick
- Not until I finish writing the song
- It's too cold out...the strings might break
#13
You like the song "We don't need no education" and you think it's originally by Korn.
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#14
HEY wuts wrong with power chords lol
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#16
you buy a sig guitar
say you dont have an electric because youre "saving for a benji madden guitar"
can ONLY play the intro to stairway
tell girls you play guitar all the time and yet suck
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#18
when you think billie joe armstrong is a guitar god
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#19
You know your a guitar poser when powerchords and distortion are your new best friends, and you refuse to do anything else...... and you refuse to play bass because "it's a n00b's guitar", when clearly most bass players can solo better on 4 strings than you can with 6
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#20
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You bring it places, but refuse to play it when people ask you. Giving out excuses like

- It's too cold out...the strings might break


Is that a real excuse?!!

I never bothered to learn the intro to Stairway either, and I've never bothered to play power chords either... does that make me a poser, or just because I play Dylan and Cash songs eternally?

You know you're a poser when you spend £500 on a guitar, then refuse to play it when other people are around...
#21
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You like the song "We don't need no education" and you think it's originally by Korn.

you think that song is called "We don't need no education"
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#23
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you think that song is called "We don't need no education"


PMSL!

At least, I hope you mean Pink Floyd's Brick In The Wall, otherwise I'm an idiot!
#24
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PMSL!

At least, I hope you mean Pink Floyd's Brick In The Wall, otherwise I'm an idiot!

yes, that's the song i was talking about
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#25
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You like the song "We don't need no education" and you think it's originally by Korn.


Lol, I got one...you know your a poser when you think "we dont need no education" is actually a song....
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#26
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Lol, I got one...you know your a poser when you think "we dont need no education" is actually a song....



someone said that like 3 post above you
#27
Quote by NickRaciti
You bring it places, but refuse to play it when people ask you. Giving out excuses like

- I need a pick
- Not until I finish writing the song
- It's too cold out...the strings might break


I usually don't because I have nerves of ****.
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#28
You think your Marshall MG/Line 6 Spider is a good amp.
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#29
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someone said that like 3 post above you

yes i did
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With your head upon my chest

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#30
You know your a guitar poser when you think EMG HZ's and Line six spiders are totaly metal...
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#31
You know you're a guitar poser when you dont realize Dave Mustaine/Marty Friedman are better guitar players than Kirk Hammett.
#32
You know you're a poser when you think Angus Young is a baby cow?
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#34
You know your a guitar poser when you think Yngwie Malmsteen is some sort of fatty food (oh wait...)
#35
when you post on UG more than you play guitar
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#36
own a bc rich and brag about how cool it looks. or brag about how cool your guitar looks period.
#37
when you pay tagged prices at Guitar Center!!!
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#38
Wait, about power chords, black sabbath use a lot of power chords, are they posers?

Anyway You know you're a poser when you think Enter Sandman is the hardest song ever

I know people who've said that
#39
You're a poser when you think Dragonforce is some kind of Japanese cartoon.
(My parents kinda thought that when I was buying clothes)
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#40

At least, I hope you mean Pink Floyd's Brick In The Wall, otherwise I'm an idiot!


That's 'Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)'
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