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#1
For he is the uberlord over teh Shred forums.
Did you know, he is 1nps FASTER than Kirk Hammet!
Yes, it's true, so get BOWING!
#2
This is not spam, please do not treat it as such. Thank you.
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt.
He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice.


Remember: A prudent question is one half of wisdom.

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#4
great thread
think i might edit my awards so this can make it
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Quote by Beckerism
I ain't ghetto foo! I's just keeping it real!

Keep it real man.
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#5

I'm doing this out of free will guys. No holding-at-gunpoint involved whatsoever.
#6
resi would never
do something like that
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Quote by Beckerism
I ain't ghetto foo! I's just keeping it real!

Keep it real man.
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#7
His music theory knowledge spans over both DROP 2 and QUARTAL 7TH VOICINGS!!!

So get a' bowin, newbs. Resi would gladly serve your curvy ass on a plate.
#10
But none of you could explain it as well as Resiliance.

His old sexy Jazz ass would bury yours in the ground.
#11
Funny, he might own this forum but I've only ever heard 1 peice of his music a long time ago
Originally posted by TapMaster
If you break a JEM you know your going to go to hell when you die

Only member of the 'This is too immature for me' club.
#14
Hah, as if he didn't have enough lip-stick on his ass already.
Quote by Resiliance
What if I like gay porn?

Quote by Freepower
*hides cummy tissue*

Quote by hepzibahbaptist
he said yo momma is a ching chang chong and a chang chong ching
whatcha gonna do
#15
Pah.

I haven't heard a single piece of music. But he has this... aura over me. I know it's not the voluptuous body he possesses, but his pure musicianship.


And maybe because I have an old wrinkly Jazz ass fetish.

:|
#16
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#17
Quote by Beckerism
Hah, as if he didn't have enough lip-stick on his ass already.

LMAO ROFL
good one dude
so true so true
Quote by apocalypse13

Quote by Beckerism
I ain't ghetto foo! I's just keeping it real!

Keep it real man.
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#18
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So... he has you at gunpoint too?

Damn, Last time I gave that away he cut off a finger.
#19
While everybody else wakes up and smells the coffee, coffee wakes up and smells Resi.

Jazz isn't random, that's just the sound musicians make when they know Resi is listening.

In the gospel according to Resi, if Hendrix, Clapton and Page were to jam, the most impressive guitarist playing would be Paul Gilbert.

The Suhr standard is the perfect guitar for the perfect guitarist, although Resi did not play at the time of its inception, the world knew he was coming.

The only thing that cannot be criticised is Resi's criticism.

Logarithmic scales lose accuracy because Resi is watching them.

Resi remembers the Alamo.

Yngwie Malmsteen taught God how to play guitar, Resi taught Yngwie how to teach.

Paul IS dead, he offed himself after talking to Resi.

Quote by Resiliance
Tom is so good at making phrases like this, even Resi couldn't do any better


What is the sound of one hand clapping? Ask Resi, it's bound to be in his music library.

There is no I in team, there are two I's in Resiliance. **** you, team.

Rooster's don't crow in Belgium, they're afraid Resi will compare them to Geoff Tate.

Resi likes his coffee like he likes his women, on a computer screen.

The only thing quicker than Resi's fingers is his wit.

Resi believes that arguing is not pointless, don't argue with him on this, it's pointless.

Resi firmly believes that maelstrom is a ****ing AWESOME word
My name is Tom, feel free to use it.
#21
Quote by MattyOD
^

So true

-runs away-

yeah lol
*running as fast as he can then resi comes out of nowhere and hits him in the head with a washin machine
*dies*
*i got owned
Quote by apocalypse13

Quote by Beckerism
I ain't ghetto foo! I's just keeping it real!

Keep it real man.
Click.
#22
Quote by Prophet of Page
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What is the sound of one hand clapping? Ask Resi, it's bound to be in his music library.
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Resi likes his coffee like he likes his women, on a computer screen.

#23
I love this forum

All hail Resi

*runs as he isn't actually worthy enough to use Resi's name*

...oh fuck... twice!
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#24
What the FUCK.....


Oh wait its here,proceed chaps!
*Prays for second MAmachio thread*
'At its best, it represents total freedom of musical expression, unfettered by technical limitations.'-Guthrie Govan on shredding
#25
Hair metal died because Resiliance told it to.

A 3 year old Resiliance once told Ice T. a story about the time a police officer explained the meaning of a yield sign. Inspired, Ice T. wrote Cop Killer.

Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel after getting change for a dollar from Resiliance.

Resiliance blinks in 19/16.

In actuality, Tom is one million times better at writing these than I am, but in a competition between Tom and myself, Resiliance always wins.

When Resiliance holds a seashell to his ear, he hears the ocean. The seashell hears a piano rendition of Scarified.

Resiliance's avatar is really just his eager face.

If you Google Resiliance, you can hear it scream in agony.

Resiliance always plays with emotion.

If a tree falls in the forest, it knew Resiliance needed a toothpick.
Quote by Resiliance
I ain't dissin' ya bro.

I be doin' some 'o dat sarcasm **** right thurr.
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#26
Quote by SnowballofDoom


Resiliance always plays with emotion.


Best one.
Quote by Resiliance
What if I like gay porn?

Quote by Freepower
*hides cummy tissue*

Quote by hepzibahbaptist
he said yo momma is a ching chang chong and a chang chong ching
whatcha gonna do
#27
Quote by SnowballofDoom

When Resiliance holds a seashell to his ear, he hears the ocean. The seashell hears a piano rendition of Scarified.

If a tree falls in the forest, it knew Resiliance needed a toothpick.


These two are my faves.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#28
Quote by SnowballofDoom


In actuality, Tom is one million times better at writing these than I am, but in a competition between Tom and myself, Resiliance always wins.

If you Google Resiliance, you can hear it scream in agony.

those 2 are my favorite
and i hate resi
EDIT:i love resi
i meant to say love
Quote by apocalypse13

Quote by Beckerism
I ain't ghetto foo! I's just keeping it real!

Keep it real man.
Click.
#29
He's gained control of you too....
YOU ALL SHALL BE NEXT! REPENT! REPENT!
#30
Quote by Prophet of Page
There is no I in team, there are two I's in Resiliance. **** you, team.




Quote by Resiliance
I'm more of a hermafrodite guy.


Quote by apocalypse13
Lolz

/ultimatesin = genius]

[/really super obvious]


Original creator of the Resi Signal(s)
Only old shred forum regs get it

Some MP3's from me.

My Videos

Click for awesomeness
#31
I like were this thread is going.

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#32
Stop complaining about your bent erection.
Quote by Resiliance
What if I like gay porn?

Quote by Freepower
*hides cummy tissue*

Quote by hepzibahbaptist
he said yo momma is a ching chang chong and a chang chong ching
whatcha gonna do
#33
Quote by Godly Moose
I like were this thread is going.



I'm stealing that picture and I plan to use it in the near future.

Just thought I'd let you know >_>

Anyway, back to the part about kissing Resi's ass.....
Quote by Resiliance
I'm more of a hermafrodite guy.


Quote by apocalypse13
Lolz

/ultimatesin = genius]

[/really super obvious]


Original creator of the Resi Signal(s)
Only old shred forum regs get it

Some MP3's from me.

My Videos

Click for awesomeness
#34
Quote by TheUltimateSin
I'm stealing that picture and I plan to use it in the near future.

Just thought I'd let you know >_>

Anyway, back to the part about kissing Resi's ass.....


Enjoy this one too then.

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#35
i think this stickying is a blatant abuse of mod powers
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#37
Quote by Ace88
i think this stickying is a blatant abuse of mod powers


B&
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#40
Nope. It's, "B&" now.
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