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If Satan decided to become a guitarist, what would he play?
I think he would play an ESP custom forest with a floyd rose and EMGs.
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#4
Kerry King is like a fat Satan. Does that count?
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#7
He would play a strat made from the bowels of hell! Didn't you see the SNL skit where Satan himself was in it?
#8
He would play a Gibson Explorer with EMG's, a Floyd Rose, and a celluloid pick that he would eventually light on fire.
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#10
Satan would play anything he wanted. He wouldn't have us decide what he played. He could also play any song in the world, even if he hasn't heard of that song. He would know when and when not to play fast. He also has perfect pitch.
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#11
If he wanted to jump on the bandwagon he'd prolly play a Dimebag custom Dean or a Gibson (not saying that they aren't good guitars or anything, just some of the people that playem for the "the cool people have em so i gotta get on factor.") Or if satan was a thirteen year old poser then he'd prolly play a B.C. Rich. (again, not saying anything bad about the guitars but i know a couple of young'ns who cant play worth sh*t, but because they have a cheap ass B.C....They think they're the ****.) But if Satan was a real bad ass guitarist...he'd prolly rip our spine out of our ass and play that while using our head as a Floyd Rose and our testicles as pickups. But thats just my version.
#14
satan would play a neal moser bastard V tuned down 3 trillion steps!
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#15
I had a dream about a big demon rising up and towering over the buildings, he laid down a sick ass solo. Than he proceded to kill us all.
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#16
It would be an ESP custom V, with flames on it, and Seymour Duncan LiveWire Heavy Metal pups. (Ofcourse the guitar would be made of our bones, and the flames drawn with our blood, which makes it even cooler)

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#17
Your all wrong...He made a guitar out of Jimi Hendrix's bones. Everyone knows that.
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He would play a strat made from the bowels of hell! Didn't you see the SNL skit where Satan himself was in it?



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#20
I believe he'd be too busy "not existing" to play much of anything.

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I believe he'd be too busy "not existing" to play much of anything.



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#22
He would play a red 61' SG and his name would be Angus Young.
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#24
Hello Kitty Strat w/pink Roccaforte amp.
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#26
um HELLRAISER?
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#28
Who cares what gear he has, I'd be more interested in him hooking up with God to start a Van Halen cover band.
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#29
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I believe he'd be too busy "not existing" to play much of anything.




wow, next your gonna tell me santa clause isn't real either?!?
and to think i was so blissfull in my ignorance
#30
According to to video to "tribute" by tenacious D he plays a really far out pointy one
according to the tenacious D "pick of destiny" trailer he plays an ML
but i think he'd play a pointy explorer (Kinda like a kelly) but it'd be on fire, permanantly
#31
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I had a dream about a big demon rising up and towering over the buildings, he laid down a sick ass solo. Than he proceded to kill us all.


wow, that solo "would be worth dying for"

well, i think he'll play a modified "triple neck". one neck would be a guitar, one would be a sword, and the other will be a shotgun. all on a bone body.... sweet
#33
i bet he(or she?) plays a squier strat pak guitar... red, of couse

he probably sucks at guitar
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#34
^^no, he would kill you for saying that. he would most definitely play a black jackson RR with an OFR and EMGs. and an ebony fretboard, just so it's more black.
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#35
i dont know him personally ill take a wild guess at a taylor acoustic or something like that.
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EDIT: now that i think about it, who would win in a fight, lemmy or satan?


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#38
why would satan need to play a guitar that makes him look bad ass? he already looks bad ass doesn't he? why not just string a spine and play it or something.
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#39
Satan plays a Moser Custom Shop Bastard V. I was jamming out with him at his place last Halloween....

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#40
Everyone Knows He Would Play A Daisy Rock
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