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I am the Reverand Yakult von Lactobacilli, and I ask that you vote for me in the upcoming UG Presidential Election.

I'm a simple man, with simple pleasures: I enjoy whales, candles, and talking about science fiction in the rain on a moonlight winters night.



"Because sometimes the right choice feels like the wrong choice"


I'm currently looking to employ staff to work for my presedential election.
  • I need body guards (headset and gun WILL be supplied)
  • A secretary (large breasts preferred, but not necessary)
  • Public liasons officers (basically someone to say good things about me, whether true or not)
  • Fluffer, because even future presidents can suffer from erectile disfuntion.


Thankyou for your time

"We're all worms, but some of us glow" - Winston Churchill

Currently Employed Staff (I seem to have an abundance of fluffers)
Bodyguard - findingmyway
Fluffer - garett
Fluffer - Dobzilla
Public Liasons Officer - aaronni
Bodyguard / Fluffer - BumOffBarney
Secretary / Fluffer - Jallas
General Assistant - Kensai
Second Lady - The Jawksternator
Fight Scene Coreographer - scousertommy

Science Officer - magicninja_
Chief of Smear Campaign's - Jallas

Ad Campaigns:

He'll rule with two iron fists!






You asked for a pony and funny hats...


Don't vote Scourge...




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Last edited by Yakult at Aug 30, 2006,
#2
well i already voted for desean, but i find this headset and gun idea most Intriguing
My Musical attempts

My youtube music channel

Quote by TOMMYB22
Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quote by daeqwon10000
I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#4
already voted for you man
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#5
Yakult is a tranny, do you want your children to be led by someone with boobs and a penis? Vote DeSean
#6
Quote by grimreaper65
Yakult is a tranny, do you want your children to be led by someone with boobs and a penis? Vote DeSean


2nded ..... and quoted so people will read it again
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Quote by TOMMYB22
Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quote by daeqwon10000
I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#9
No.
'J'adore ah les femmes', yeah I love my riches, 'bonjour' money and 'au revoir' bitches
#10
He'll bring friendly bacteria to top up UG's good bacteria.

Yakult ftw!
"It's too late. I've already paid a month's rent on the battlefield."
#11
DeSean? What does he provide to us?

And yes, I do want to be led by a tranny with both boobs and a penis. AKA your mom! Blazed, bitch!
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#13
Quote by dinkydaisy
DeSean? What does he provide to us?

And yes, I do want to be led by a tranny with both boobs and a penis. AKA your mom! Blazed, bitch!

More than you.
#14
Quote by dinkydaisy
DeSean? What does he provide to us?

And yes, I do want to be led by a tranny with both boobs and a penis. AKA your mom! Blazed, bitch!


desean brings drugs and zelda, yakult is bacteria, youll be led by someone who could be destroyed by a dose of demestos
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My youtube music channel

Quote by TOMMYB22
Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quote by daeqwon10000
I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#15
Quote by DeSean



Copycat!!!


At least someone else is making an effort though.


It's all a bit of fun, I hope everyone elected makes a thread

Quote by garett
I can assign you a fluffer


Only if it's you, big boy

Quote by STFU(its)JERRY
No.


STFU Jerry

/me rapes Jerry
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#17
Vote smart. vote asian. vote Jerry. STFU(its)Jerry for prez

BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
Last edited by findingmyway at Aug 28, 2006,
#19
Quote by absinthe5765
Lol thats a dolphin not a whale.

Just for that... NO VOTE FOR YOU.


Haha, it's meant to be a joke
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#21
Quote by Yakult
Haha, it's meant to be a joke


a joke that cost you a vote
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Quote by TOMMYB22
Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quote by daeqwon10000
I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#23
If I was voted in, I would rule with an iron fist.....will you Yakult? will you?


DAMN IT, WILL YOU????
Lets All Goto Mars: The I The FLAMING LIPS Club
#24
Quote by Yakult



STFU Jerry

/me rapes Jerry


I'll kill you.


Quote by findingmyway
Vote smart. vote asian. vote Jerry. STFU(its)Jerry for prez


I hate you.
'J'adore ah les femmes', yeah I love my riches, 'bonjour' money and 'au revoir' bitches
#25
Quote by tommyt
a joke that cost you a vote


Damn, just like that time I told one of my voters that if she stuck a fork into a plug socket that the electric shock would cure her arthritis.

NOTE TO SELF: Corpses can't vote
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Quote by Yakult
Damn, just like that time I told one of my voters that if she stuck a fork into a plug socket that the electric shock would cure her arthritis.

NOTE TO SELF: Corpses can't vote


.... there are ways ..... which i wont tell you
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Quote by TOMMYB22
Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quote by daeqwon10000
I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#27
Quote by daft
If I was voted in, I would rule with an iron fist.....will you Yakult? will you?


DAMN IT, WILL YOU????

#30
Is the position of fluffer still open?

Quote by absinthe5765


And you can't spell doesn't!
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#31
Quote by absinthe5765


that would have been awesome, if you hadn't spelt Doesn't wrong
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Quote by TOMMYB22
Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quote by daeqwon10000
I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#33
Quote by daft
If I was voted in, I would rule with an iron fist.....will you Yakult? will you?


DAMN IT, WILL YOU????



*ahem*



Please note: two large, iron fists.

Does that answer your question?
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#34
Quote by Yakult
*ahem*



Please note: two large, iron fists.

Does that answer your question?



AAAAAAHHHHH!


yeah it does....thanks!


wow that Yakult is such a great guy
Lets All Goto Mars: The I The FLAMING LIPS Club
#35
Unfortunately I wasted my vote but I shall campaign for you!
And of course pointless bump your thread so it stays at the top
#38



Vote Jerry! He loves you
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#40
is there free beer for everyone that votes for you?
Check out my latest recording on my profile
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