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So guys, what's been your wierdest dream?

I'll get the ball rolling:

About 2 weeks ago, i was having sex (in my dream, morons), whatever, happens a bunch. But then . I kinda half woke up (you know that feeling, where you think your still dreaming or something) , and jizzed on my pants. From having "virtual" sex. That was wierd. But it did feel good .
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perhaps you were rubbin up and down on the mattress
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its called a wet dream
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i think mine beats all.

i was going through a cave with ronald mcdonald as a tour guide and he ate people and i was all happy about it
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ive had a dream about not being able to choose a shirt, kwite sad really :P
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my ex-girlfriend has dreams about zombies every night... that bitch...
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my ex-girlfriend has dreams about zombies every night... that bitch...

Luckyyyyy... Ive always wanted a good Shaun Of the Dead dream.

"Ok we get in the car, get mum (sorry philip *whack*), get liz, then head to the pub for a nice cold pint."
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I once had a dream that Eminem saved the world from a huge, world-wide computer virus. And that I was his sidekick.

Also had a dream that my two friends owned a cookie/brownie store down in the ghetto. I went to get some and went in the backroom to hang out or something. I walked in there and it was a huge room filled with about 20 basketball courts. All the courts were made from those blue mats from gym class. I walked up to play in a game and Justin Timberlake told me I couldn't play. So I beat the hell out of him. Then I woke up.


I swear these are both completely true...unfortunately They make me feel weird.
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I was the vocals and backup guitarist in a band with me and three friends and we had a gig at this huge stadium (100 000+ people). We walk onstage and wave to the audience but instead of me or a band mate introducing us, an anouncer does. Well thats well and good until he anounces us as Dead or Alive. I think to myself "wait, thats not our band name" then I look to my friends to see if they're as confused as me, but none of them are there. In their place, Jimi Hendrix on lead, Flea on Bass and Bigfoot Brailey on drums (I'm a big fan of funk if you haven't figured out). Man I wish that was one of those recurring dreams .
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#12
I'm pretty sure that I just had my first wet dream last night. (atleast that I remember)

Kinda wierd since Im 15 and have been able to "unload my junk" since I was 13.
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Luckyyyyy... Ive always wanted a good Shaun Of the Dead dream.

"Ok we get in the car, get mum (sorry philip *whack*), get liz, then head to the pub for a nice cold pint."


I get zombie dreams all the time...Not good, usually it's me on my own against a load of those bed-wettingly-scary-28 Days Later zombies that run at you going RAAAAH! Very scary dreams...im usually unarmed....

I had a dream about my ex (while i was going out with her the dream happened) and it involved her dumping me so she could go live in America. So she left and i fell in love with this girl who'd met in this type of public shower thing (dont ask). We tried to flee this giant casino where the showers were, but these alarms went off and we were captured and sent to America. The dream ended then...I was like...Whoaaa???!!! Even freakier me and my GF split up 2 days later!!
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I once had a dream that I was in a car with a Pimp. The funny thing was the Pimp was a tiger. He had a hat with a feather and was sitting on the back seat with his arms on the top of the seat.
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I once had a dream that I was in a car with a Pimp. The funny thing was the Pimp was a tiger. He had a hat with a feather and was sitting on the back seat with his arms on the top of the seat.


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I just had the wierdest dream just last night! this is how it went..........................

I was with one of my friends walking out of school then for some reason i just passed out and when i woke up was at the roller coaster in Final destanatin 3. i got on the roller coaster then we stopped and Michel myers and Jason were sitting down talking to each other and we were in the hotel From that movie physco (and it was like 3 am). They put us in one of two rooms, one with no windows we were in the one with windows. ( the roller coaster was still in the middle of the room) then for some reason my dad went to talk to jason then jason cut his head off. i fell asleep for a while (in the dream ) then when i woke up my cousins and my uncle were in the same room. Then for some reason there was a drum set, a bass, and a guitar in the room so we started playing really loud (and my cousins don't even play an instrument) and i started stomping while we were playing and was stomping on the floor really loud and my uncle was asleep the whole time. then michel myers came in he went for my cousins and i got back on the roller coaster and left. Then i woke up in my own bed and started sleep walking into my moms car when i got in i was still sleeping (and still dreaming) then i woke up and the car was about to crash and i was in the passenger seat. i barely saved the car and then my little sister was in the car seat and she started driving then she went to the back seat somehow and the car started driving itself.

Pretty ****ed up dream huh?
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Luckyyyyy... Ive always wanted a good Shaun Of the Dead dream.

"Ok we get in the car, get mum (sorry philip *whack*), get liz, then head to the pub for a nice cold pint."

her dreams even scare me, she sees everyone that's important to her dying and she stays alone or something... that focking control-freak bitch
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her dreams even scare me, she sees everyone that's important to her dying and she stays alone or something... that focking control-freak bitch


My ex was like that, Control freak...Weemo...Sigh....
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My ex was like that, Control freak...Weemo...Sigh....

her ego is up in the sky, she can light a cigarrette with it. everything has to be by her own way. blahhhh
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I had a dream once where i was flying over my neighbourhood and i looked down and saw a flat. i flew in but it was just a very big room with an old lady in it. she threw an egg at me and laughed.
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her ego is up in the sky, she can light a cigarrette with it. everything has to be by her own way. blahhhh


Sigh...with mine she said she loved me and never wanted to leave me. The she'd have a quick , VERY friendly chat with her Emo ex, then when i try to talk to hold her and be boyfriendy, she totally blanks me and ****...and say it was her hormones when it wasnt....So we split...well..she dumped me when i was on holiday...

I wanna dream of her having a anvil dropped on her head....
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I've done this thread before...

Wierdest dream is still: Watching friend and girlfriend make out on a couch, then I appear in wendeys and dave thomas gives me a new burger. I bite into it and a bunch of people rush into wendeys to order some **** and my mother appears there too. Then I'm at a park lying stomache on a very high-up swing when a creepy dude comes, stares at me, then pulls me down from the swing. I'm falling face first towards ground then I wake up.
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Last night, I dreamt that me and my friends Kayleigh and Tony were at this huge green in the middle of town (it doesn't exist, it was just in my dream), and there were these HUGE crane/excavator-like things chucking a massive lead ball between them with these shovel things they had, and there were all these people hanging around watching it, and suddenly they dropped the ball, and the announcer just said 'stay where you are, it's just a ball', so I just said 'let's get the **** out of here'. So then we're sitting on top of this hige bridge, and the surface is kinda sloped, and there were gaps in the wall where there were ladders, so Tony said 'hey, watch this', and he slid down and out of this gap, and I couldn't move to see what had happened 'cos I was too scared I'd fall.

After that me and Kay walked off and it turned out we were at this kind of sports centre looking place, but no-one was around, and I just sat on this bench outside and said 'this is weird'... and I woke up.

Tell me that isn't wierd!
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Sigh...with mine she said she loved me and never wanted to leave me. The she'd have a quick , VERY friendly chat with her Emo ex, then when i try to talk to hold her and be boyfriendy, she totally blanks me and ****...and say it was her hormones when it wasnt....So we split...well..she dumped me when i was on holiday...

I wanna dream of her having a anvil dropped on her head....

mine won't even say she loves me! I tried to be a gentelman, be her boyfriend and she acts like I'm just another dude... so we split because I didn't "support" her. yeah, right.
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Once i had a dream where i was in the car and my dad went somewhere to do something. And then all of a sudden, I saw these cops, and i was like "oh sh1t, i have to get out of here for no reason". I started driving the car, but i was all freaked out because i didn't know how to drive. And then the cops turned into skeletons with just a police hat on.....

wierd.

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About a week ago i had a dream where I was trying to kidnap this family, but Harison Ford got pissed at me and started to chase me with a gun. So i started to run up the stairs of this tall building and I try to get this family into a helicopter where my accomplice is,but Harrison Ford is still chasing after me. So, i try to run down the fire escape, but he starts to fire so I scream, "I surrender dont shoot me." I go back up the fire escape and i get on my knees and I say," thank you for sparing me" and he says," suck it" and shoots me in the face. Then I saw myself lying dead from the veiw from the helicoter with Harrison Ford standing over my dead body.

I'll never look at Harrison Ford the same way again.
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a weird recurring dream that i had until about the time i hit puberty goes like this:

im riding my bike along a road that has a white picket fence on one side. there are green grassy hills all around me, and i suddenly come across a flower growing in a post in the fence. i stop to talk to it, and it talks back! i ride on a little further, and the landscape morphs into a desolate, charred wasteland littered with skulls. i then come across a huge steel mill or ironworks or something like that shaped like an enormous metal monster, and it has pools of molten metal inside its mouth. suddenly, i see the same flower from earlier growing in between the furnace's teeth, and it talks to me again. then i somehow fall into the pool of liquid-hot metal and end up back where i started, and the dream repeats itself until i wake up.

WTF is that all about?
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I had a dream once that my parents turnin into monsters in a forest ..dark one ofcourse..and they were after me..i didnt speak to them for a whole week for no reason
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i couldn't find any pants and then i was in my room but it wasn't my room it was really big but since i couldn't find any pants i was just in my boxers, then this girl i liked at the time was there and we were sitting in these white folding chairs watching spanish soap operas and there was an emo dude playing guitar really badly and i think he was this kid from my school that thinks he can play but he cant and everyones always all like oh youre so good but then the girl i was with went over and smashed his guitar and he left and then we watched spanish soap operas and it was cool.
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I once had a dream that some guy sent me back in time to fight an underground crime syndicate that revolved around the opera and to go forward in time I would have to touch this tree in a park
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i remember all these random dreams from when i was like 4 :| the funniest ones are the ones that make no sense at all, they change scenes like every minute
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#32
Well, I don't know about the rest of the people here but the jizz on my bed isn't because of a dream.

Anyways, talking about weird dreams. When I went in to get my wisdom teeth removed, they put me to sleep and I was dreaming about being re-created into a super human with mechanical enhancements while "Welcome to the Machine" (Pink Floyd) was playing in the background. Then I woke up and realized it wasn't a dream because I'm really a robot from Zarglox, sent to Earth to destroy and torture, and my face was numb.
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When I was about 3 I had a reoccuring dream where I was walking around on some hills, then I went into a car park and there was a giant metal foot that started chasing me. It chased me up onto a hill, where I turned into Daffy Duck and climbed up a building to escape it.
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I dreamed Theo from the Cosby Show was talking on an empty volleyball court to me because I was a juror on his trial. Yet to figure that out.
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Has anyone had a dream where they die and they don't wake up right away? I have heard people say that you always wake up right before you die but I had a dream where I did die. I was with my dad and all these other small groups of people and we are standing in a huge open area, when then this huge explosion goes off. My dad and I hug each other as we see the shock wave, like you see in footage of A bomb tests, come towards us. It passes us by without doing anything and we are both very relieved but then another wave comes and kills me. The next thing i know is that I am in heaven and i am in a classroom with other people my age(this happend when I was about 14) and we are all siting on the floor like i used to do in elementary school. The "teacher" then show us a chart that has 3 levels on it and every time you get in trouble you drop a notch. If youre in the top 2 your remain in heaven but if you drop to the bottom you go to hell and can never leave. Well in what felt like a few days later in my dream, i look at the chart and see that my arrow is pointing to the bottom level. I look at the teacher and the next thing I know is I am in hell. I woke up right away. I thought it was kinda ****ed.
Ive also had another dream where I died but averything just went black and nothing else happened.
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I've been unloading my junk since I was like, 12, and I'm almost 15 now and never had a wet dream. It's odd. Or not, Idk.

Sorry if that was off-topic.
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I've been unloading my junk since I was like, 12, and I'm almost 15 now and never had a wet dream. It's odd.


me neither. It just kinda happened, it's like one day my balls woke up and started working. Lazy ****ers.
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a weird recurring dream that i had until about the time i hit puberty goes like this:

im riding my bike along a road that has a white picket fence on one side. there are green grassy hills all around me, and i suddenly come across a flower growing in a post in the fence. i stop to talk to it, and it talks back! i ride on a little further, and the landscape morphs into a desolate, charred wasteland littered with skulls. i then come across a huge steel mill or ironworks or something like that shaped like an enormous metal monster, and it has pools of molten metal inside its mouth. suddenly, i see the same flower from earlier growing in between the furnace's teeth, and it talks to me again. then i somehow fall into the pool of liquid-hot metal and end up back where i started, and the dream repeats itself until i wake up.

WTF is that all about?


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#39
^^^ Haha, I know what you mean. First time it happened I was like WTF?!?! And then I was like, oh yeah. I read about this on the internet.
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#40
yeh one time I had this dream about this really hot chick and I woke up and I had jizzed on myself (It wasnt piss I asure you )
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