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crap thats weird...
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
If this turns out to be real and not a hack or a prank, I am going to **** my pants. Zombies RULE. There should be a real ultimate power about zombies. When ever I play TimeSplitters2 I set all the bots to zombies just so I can kill them, and the best level imo is Notre Dame. Actually, I don't really love zombies as much as I do killing zombies.
You will find me as cute as your favourite nephew
Until I break your knees with a baseball bat
You will find me so kind, I'll be someone you like
Until I brush your teeth with a razorblade
Zombies that only live for 2 hours.

But I argee with Condaleeza. They need to immedialtly kill all of the mosquitos.

^ Would even a news company as big as BBC do a April Fools prank?
yeah really....i believe that it really happens, but it would be a lot cooler if they lived more than 2 hours...then it would be time to live out dawn of the dead
Go get your shovel.
"General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

Great...just great. Parasites increasing the quality of life.
the lesser known of the 4
Is this real? If it is then im glad its in cambodia and it also sais they are only alive for up to 2 hours after the virus or whatever takes over.
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art rock? isn't all rock art?
THE FOOLS!! They'll take the virus and try and play GOD! Umbrella is REAL! THEY"LL KILL US ALL! AHHHHHH!!!

oh, and by the way....can't wait for the zombiepocalypse!
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haha You pwned an entire website....i bow down...

go to the original site. Its not real. if it were real the link would be bbc.whatever/whatever/whatever but nooooo its 03.234.234234.23423.4234234.23424 or whatever. I saw this a LONG time ago on another forum, its fake. go to bbc.whatever and search it. it won't be there.
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i dub thee, Knight of Asskickery.

that is amazing

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i like my nether regions shaved down till there soft as a babys ass. Cause thats where there going.

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0mgz Br00tal Gh0st!11!11
Cool?!! I would be running like hell to the freakin gun shop! GET THE SHOTGUN! >chuk-chuk<
Yeah, I prefer vampirepocalypse, though.
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aww man I was all excited for the zombie apocolyps
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
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ya hers a joke. Y is it cald pms?? because mad cow already tacken

I don't know what you are trying to say :/

I do believe that their is a man made disease or chemical that can be contagious and make people go crazy and wild.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
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Man. That sucks ass. I was so excited.

Yeah I know
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This can't be real, it can't be. They want to "improve the quality of life" by testing with this parasite, that's what is going to cause an accidental outbreak. This isn't real, it can't be.

It must be a joke playing on the story of the Umberella corporation in Resident Evil.
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"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
Uh, yaaah. Havn't you read this thread? The zombie thing is A FAKE. A FAKE.
Fuuuuck!! I thought this would be real for a second, that sucks. Lazy arse zombies.
I was bad with usernames at age 12. Ah woe.
believe it or not, this has been happening for a while. The mosquitos made the news a couple of weeks ago, while doctors talked about the medicine they could make out of the poison.

*Grabs zombie Survival Guide just in case*
whether THATS real or not i still believe!
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uh i googled Rosie Palm, nothing except gloves...
damn i was getting exited there
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**** man, I just ran through my house and told my mom that zombies were real, and I grabbed my zombie survival guide and told my partner-in-zombie-survival that we needed to study up and prepare. Then I come back to finish the thread and WHAT DO I FIND???

Damn. That'd be sick if they were real though.
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As we all form one dark flame...
Old. This was on fac a year or two ago. ITs bull****.
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just i case it does happen we can use this site

zombie help
i can see into the future but when i see you i will try to look surpirsed

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