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#1
Like the metal captions thread but shred-a-sized





i cant think of one at the moment so you guys go.
#3
kiss me if you want to be as good as me
you cant spell manslaughter without laughter


Quote by ACG
I like my women how I like my cookies. Smothered in diarrhea.
#5
This shoe cost more than your parents love you.
Originally posted by TapMaster
If you break a JEM you know your going to go to hell when you die

Only member of the 'This is too immature for me' club.
#6
Quote by public property
This shoe cost more than your parents love you.


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Quote by Resiliance
What if I like gay porn?

Quote by Freepower
*hides cummy tissue*

Quote by hepzibahbaptist
he said yo momma is a ching chang chong and a chang chong ching
whatcha gonna do
#7
*in thick accent*

"Go to the store and get me some coffee and donuts you fookin douche bag"
Quote by hepzibahbaptist
Yeah listen to Apoc. He knows what he's talking about.


Quote by hepzibahbaptist
I figured you were going to sig that. And this if you have any sense of humor what so ever.


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#8
Neoclassical pimpin'.
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#9
a rare photo of Yngwie Malmsteen's sister.
Youtube covers

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#10
Quote by Night_Lights
a rare photo of Yngwie Malmsteen's sister.

Haha
"Check out my sunglasses. It shreds better than you too."
Quote by apocalypse13

Quote by Beckerism
I ain't ghetto foo! I's just keeping it real!

Keep it real man.
Click.
#11
"If you put your hand on your knee like this, it gives you 1/8th of an orgasm"...
'At its best, it represents total freedom of musical expression, unfettered by technical limitations.'-Guthrie Govan on shredding
#12
Quote by apocalypse13
*in thick accent*

"Go to the store and get me some coffee and donuts you fookin douche bag"

You forget he doesn't like donuts...
#13
*prepares to hit anyone that says you've unleashed the fooking fury with a baseball bat*
Please vote for my band in a demo competition by clicking
here, pressing the button that says "Gi din stemme" and then connecting to facebook! Thanks a lot!
#15
SON OF A -
*Smacks*
Please vote for my band in a demo competition by clicking
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#16
Quote by Night_Lights
a rare photo of Yngwie Malmsteen's sister.

LOL
Quote by hepzibahbaptist
Yeah listen to Apoc. He knows what he's talking about.


Quote by hepzibahbaptist
I figured you were going to sig that. And this if you have any sense of humor what so ever.


Founder of the "Marty Friedman > You" Club. PM me or altronataku to join
#18
"I killed my mom just by using the high e string, my dad by the B, and my sister by the G"
"Play with your ears" - Yngwie Malmsteen, Paul Gilbert
Thats what she said...
UGmusic
#20
"I'm giving everyone the bird now. How about that Santa Clause"
Quote by apocalypse13

Quote by Beckerism
I ain't ghetto foo! I's just keeping it real!

Keep it real man.
Click.
#22
"Awww Kevin G!"


*Waits for someone who's seen Mean Girls*
'At its best, it represents total freedom of musical expression, unfettered by technical limitations.'-Guthrie Govan on shredding
#24
Quote by rayIII

(I know it's lame )

We dont like to think about things like that.
Quote by apocalypse13

Quote by Beckerism
I ain't ghetto foo! I's just keeping it real!

Keep it real man.
Click.
#25
'Ok, now if I reach up and press this switch, it goes from orgasm mode to shred-your-balls-off mode'
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
Last edited by Lemoninfluence at Sep 9, 2006,
#28
Got another:



(God): "You don't play Les Pauls...."
(Satch AKA God Jr.): "...."
(God): "......."
(Satch): "STFU!!! **flips bird**"
#29
Satch during soundcheck when he thought noone was looking.
Youtube covers

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#30
Quote by Night_Lights
Satch during soundcheck when he thought noone was looking.

unbeknownst to him, he got so lost in da riddim during soundcheck he was already halfway through his set
#32
I'm actually a peacock.
Quote by Resiliance
What if I like gay porn?

Quote by Freepower
*hides cummy tissue*

Quote by hepzibahbaptist
he said yo momma is a ching chang chong and a chang chong ching
whatcha gonna do
#33
Quote by Beckerism
I'm actually a peacock.

Lol.
"Something's not right here."
Quote by apocalypse13

Quote by Beckerism
I ain't ghetto foo! I's just keeping it real!

Keep it real man.
Click.
#34
"Fret the 1st fret and the 19th.. wtF! my neck relief is off, gotta adjust my rod"
"Play with your ears" - Yngwie Malmsteen, Paul Gilbert
Thats what she said...
UGmusic
#35
Quote by Axegrinder#9

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!
Quote by hepzibahbaptist
Yeah listen to Apoc. He knows what he's talking about.


Quote by hepzibahbaptist
I figured you were going to sig that. And this if you have any sense of humor what so ever.


Founder of the "Marty Friedman > You" Club. PM me or altronataku to join
#36
*I'm..so fat *
R.I.P. Shawn "Memphis Monster" Lane

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#38
Quote by Axegrinder#9
hahaahah this one's really for the shred forum



Quote by Resiliance
What if I like gay porn?

Quote by Freepower
*hides cummy tissue*

Quote by hepzibahbaptist
he said yo momma is a ching chang chong and a chang chong ching
whatcha gonna do
#39
Quote by TheUltimateSin
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"Christ my shirt is shiny"

That was my old sig on SU and out of boredom I edited the **** outta that pic in photoshop and it looks reaally frieky(picture Vai with no hair and a wrist as skinny as a thumb..). I'll post it in here soon..
'At its best, it represents total freedom of musical expression, unfettered by technical limitations.'-Guthrie Govan on shredding
#40
someone do one of these: (I think it's funny we've only posted G3 guitarists so far, we're posers )




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