Poll: What result did you get?
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View poll results: What result did you get?
Purgatory
173 12%
Level 1
124 9%
Level 2
135 9%
Level 3
32 2%
Level 4
50 3%
Level 5
184 13%
Level 6
406 28%
Level 7
83 6%
Level 8
166 12%
Level 9
88 6%
Voters: 1441.
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#1
So we'll be learning about Dante's Inferno this year in English and my teacher found this test that'll tell you what level of Hell you'll go to. As for you non-religious people don't just come here and say "I won't go to hell because there is no hell!" Just take the damn test anyway or shut the hell up, you may get a kick out of it.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I took it and got level one.

This is the same as the other thread but now it has a poll. If you already took the test in the other thread you can just copy/paste or not even post and just vote.

To the mods: I will delete the other thread. I'm just keeping it alive just in case someone wants to copy/paste their answer or something.

And remember, Polls take a while to come up.
#2
Yeah Think IM the only 9.
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why cant stevie wonder read?
cause hes black


Quote by capsfan17

whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it


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Dude she's got a CP172R in her panties

Nothing beats plugging into that slot
#4
Ok, I'm transferring this discussion to here:

On the topic of masterbation:

I think they view that sperm is possible life is retarded. They don't want you to wank because it's a waste of life, yet they don't want you to have sex until your married. Well, if you're 16, and you don't plan on getting married for another 10 years, what do you do? The sperm is just sitting there. Why not use it? It's just gonna get recycled in your testicles anyway. And what if you don't want to create life? What if you just want to have sex as a natural human urge? (I think) it's the catholics that don't believe in the use of a condom. But what if you don't want a kid and you can't use a condom? Abortion is out of the question because that is taking away life. I'm so god-damn confused about this whole situation.
- FJ

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If you find [balloons in his bedroom], it is a sign that Satan may have taken your child by the hand and skipped off together to see the movie, Up without your knowledge.


#7
Why is eveyone stuck on masturbation?
Quote by drunknpunk204
why cant stevie wonder read?
cause hes black


Quote by capsfan17

whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it


Quote by ar73m
Dude she's got a CP172R in her panties

Nothing beats plugging into that slot
#8
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretic

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#10
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^ Basicly, any orgasm that doesn't result in a baby is a sin.

What if I don't want to create life? What if I only want to fulfill an instinct felt by all living organisms on this planet? I would find it less of a sin trying to prevent pregnancy with a condom than getting someone pregnant and having an abortion.
- FJ

Quote by Landover Baptist Church
If you find [balloons in his bedroom], it is a sign that Satan may have taken your child by the hand and skipped off together to see the movie, Up without your knowledge.


#11
i got Purgatory....i promise you i didnt lie at all either...
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#12
Yesss I got level five, which I think is the worst one.
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#13
God damnit lvl 6.-the city of Dis
im one evil, heretic motherfvcker
i should stop masturbating over porn while sayng "oh god"
#17
^ Haha no ive been here for a while, but it went from a thread with a cool test to a fag-fest about masturbation.
Quote by drunknpunk204
why cant stevie wonder read?
cause hes black


Quote by capsfan17

whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it


Quote by ar73m
Dude she's got a CP172R in her panties

Nothing beats plugging into that slot
#18
Level 5.
For these things give thanks at nightfall:The day gone, a guttered torch,A sword tested, the troth of a maid,Ice crossed, ale drunk.-The Hávamál
#20
Quote by DimeBag5104
^ Haha no ive been here for a while, but it went from a thread with a cool test to a fag-fest about masturbation.

I was actually trying to have an intelligent conversation while the immature 13 yr olds here are laughing because I said wank and ruining the conversation...
- FJ

Quote by Landover Baptist Church
If you find [balloons in his bedroom], it is a sign that Satan may have taken your child by the hand and skipped off together to see the movie, Up without your knowledge.


#21
banished to the fifth level of hell, the river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

cool! i win!
#22
i got the 6th level. I'm pretty sure 7th level is the worst, I'm not too sure how these "levels of hell" work though.
#23
6 - City of Dis. I wanted 7 but I can't complain.
...Up to the battlefield to where the spirits walk...
#24
Who lied on the poll?
Their are 2 9s.
Quote by drunknpunk204
why cant stevie wonder read?
cause hes black


Quote by capsfan17

whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it


Quote by ar73m
Dude she's got a CP172R in her panties

Nothing beats plugging into that slot
#25
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

PS people - I don't think the higher your number means the badder you are. I think they're just different categories, not necessarily in order of "badness". Could be wrong though.

you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life
Damn, I don't think I live a cruel and hateful life
Last edited by yawn at Sep 9, 2006,
#28
I got level 2, but my level 8 was also very high. And I also had high for levels 4-6.
#30
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God damnit lvl 6.-the city of Dis
im one evil, heretic motherfvcker
i should stop masturbating over porn while sayng "oh god"




lol
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#31
holy crap i'm going to the 7th level of hell

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
#32
I got a six....OMG 6 SIGN OF DEVIL!!11eleven


lol isnt using "omg" one of the quiz things?
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#33
lvl 6 the city of dis, oh well time to break out the sunscreen
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#35
level six

HERETICS FTW
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#36
I would think showing your wang to a crusty vagina armpits chick would merit at least a 5...
eh.
Quote by Roc8995
Thin necks make you play faster because guitars with thin necks sound thin and bad, and you play fast to distract people from the bad tone.
#37
I've already done this but......

I got level 6-"Heretics.".......apparently, my points on that were "extreme."
#38
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


well okay then.
Go Veg.
#39
Level 1
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