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nine01n
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Join date: Nov 2005
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#1
What are some really bad jokes that you know? Racist, sexist, whatever. #1 rule of this topic though is dont take any of them seriously. It's just to see what kind of terrible jokes you know. (terrible in a since of immoral)


How is a Jew different from a pizza?
A pizza wont scream in the oven.
Mcut202
The mighty something.
Join date: Jun 2005
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#2
That Joke isn't even funny, it's just sick.
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nine01n
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#4
Quote by Mcut202
That Joke isn't even funny, it's just sick.


point of thread..
insideac
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What did the little german boy get for his bday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake oven.

Why do more black people get hit by cars in the winter?
They are easier to spot!

Why do black people put their garbage in clear bags?
So spanish people can window shop!

Why do flies have wings?
So they can beat spanish people to the garbage!

What did the asian family name their deformed son?
Somting Wong

xD And tons more...yup im going to hell..8th floor to be exact. I dont mean these though, dont get all offended...yees h..
RyanInChains9
UG's Pearl Jam Fanatic
Join date: Jun 2006
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#8
i got one = (


what do freddie mercury and kurt cobain have in common???

they both sucked on a tube and died...
I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive.


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get new friends. i dont associate with Fall Out Boy fans. they deserve cancer and humiliation. like ass cancer.
drunknpunk204
head banging incident
Join date: Apr 2005
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#10
why cant stevie wonder read?
cause hes black

why cant helen keller drive?
cause shes a woman
RyanInChains9
UG's Pearl Jam Fanatic
Join date: Jun 2006
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#11
i got some sick dead baby jokes too.....

whats worse then 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees...
I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive.


Quote by PaperStSoapCo
get new friends. i dont associate with Fall Out Boy fans. they deserve cancer and humiliation. like ass cancer.
nine01n
Registered User
Join date: Nov 2005
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#13
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothin you already told the b*tch twice!

why did the woman cross the road?
who cares, why the hell is she out of the kitchen?
Blueyedbrownie
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#14
What's the difference between a shovel and a bag of dead babies?

I don't have a shovel in the trunk of my car.
metalmaster362
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#17
whats the difference beetween a black guy and a pizza

a pizza doesnt smell like **** when its cooking
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Blueyedbrownie
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#18
Quote by metalmaster362
whats the difference beetween a black guy and a pizza

a pizza doesnt smell like **** when its cooking


Another answer:

A pizza could feed a family of four.
Useful_Idiot16
Kill Hilary 08'
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#19
Whats worse then a pile of dead babies?

The one I didn't completely finish off who is eating its way out from the bottom as we speak.
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EightCounts
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#20
What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl of jellybeans?


The black ones try to steal your watch.
bambi_slaughter
ain't the same as murder.
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#21
dead baby...

how do you get a baby in a tupperwear container?
use the blender.
how do you get it out again?
tostitos.

and

what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
i dunno, i was to busy masturba ting.
DimeBag5104
Smokein' everyday.
Join date: Jan 2006
10 IQ
#22
Haha I could get so many siggs from this.
Quote by drunknpunk204
why cant stevie wonder read?
cause hes black


Quote by capsfan17

whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it


Quote by ar73m
Dude she's got a CP172R in her panties

Nothing beats plugging into that slot
insideac
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#23
Quote by bambi_slaughter
dead baby...

how do you get a baby in a tupperwear container?
use the blender.
how do you get it out again?
tostitos.

and

what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
i dunno, i was to busy masturba ting.



Hahaha those are awesome!! LMAO.
justin_fraser
AKA J-Frase
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#24
What do a native woman and an NHL goalie have in common.

They both change their pads after the three periods.


Im sry i had to say it.
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capsfan17
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#25
my favorite dead baby joke

whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it
WHY DON'T YOU CONSULT EROWID FIRST?
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It's sad how the love drug is corrupted with so much bullshit
randompsyco
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#26
Quote by bambi_slaughter
dead baby...

how do you get a baby in a tupperwear container?
use the blender.
how do you get it out again?
tostitos.


DAMNIT im eating tostitos right now. i dont think i can finish these...
sral76
UG's Pirate
Join date: Apr 2004
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#27
What do you do if you see a woman climbing up the sairs?
Kick her back down

Why are Jew magicians?
Because they enter through the door and leave through the chimney

What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench?
Park bench can support a family

What's the fastest thing in an indian reseve?
A Lysol truck

What is the 2nd fastest thing in a indian reserve?
The indian chasing the lysol truck

If a black man, a mexican and a chinese man all jump off a cliff at the same time who wins?
Society


Thats all i got for now..
DimeBag5104
Smokein' everyday.
Join date: Jan 2006
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#28
Haha 2 so far.
Quote by drunknpunk204
why cant stevie wonder read?
cause hes black


Quote by capsfan17

whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it


Quote by ar73m
Dude she's got a CP172R in her panties

Nothing beats plugging into that slot
capsfan17
Huzzah!
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#29
schwing dimebag, schwing
WHY DON'T YOU CONSULT EROWID FIRST?
Quote by doggy_hat
It's sad how the love drug is corrupted with so much bullshit
TheChallenged
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#30
how do you make a baby cry twice?
rub your bloody penis on its teddy bear..
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visa
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#31
How do you make a gay man have sex with a women?

You shit in her cunt.
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bassplayer91
MasterBasser
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#32
Here's something I heard at football about two weeks ago.

So you want to hear a joke?
Sure
Women's rights
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Loviator sounds like a 70's sex toy, probably discontinued and withdrawn from retail due to poor grade rubber being used in construction.

Quote by Stop Messin'
Put the weed in your friends anus, light it, and use his pecker like a bong :O
pumpkins_rule
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#33
Quote by sral76

Why are Jew magicians?
Because they enter through the door and leave through the chimney




Ain't Nuthin' But a UG Thang: Generic member of the UG Hip Hop/Guitar Music Equality Illuminati

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It seems like UG is full of those Caveman Metalheads

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I meant caveman as in long haired....


fergy6
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Join date: Jul 2006
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#34
Why do they put cotton balls in medicine containers?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

How do you start a race in Ethiopia?
Roll a penny down the road.

How do you find the richest person in Ethiopia?
Find the person who found the penny.

I have sooo many. I just don't feel like posting them all.
ZoSo0305
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Join date: Aug 2006
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#35
how many babies does it take to paint a house?
i don't know depends on how hard you throw them

what's the best thing about a baby swinging on a clothes line?
stopping it w/ a shovel

what's easier to do unload a truck filled w/ bricks or unload a truck full of babies?
babies,because you can use a pitch fork

have you ever had ethiopien food?
neither have they

what's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
a canoe will eventually tip

how do you get an emo out of a tree?
cut the rope
Last edited by ZoSo0305 at Sep 10, 2006,
visa
UG Member
Join date: May 2006
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#37
Quote by ZoSo0305

have you ever had ethiopien food?
neither have they



Rofl
Quote by Zach_F
Please take your friends instruments, and burn them. Burn your friends too if you'd like.
LCacy
UG's Lord of Karma
Join date: May 2005
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#39
How do German children tie their shoes?


In little Nazi's


...you know you laughed
SpedGangster
GET SOME
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#40
What do you call a black man with money?


~A Bank Robber!


How do you fit a million jews in a volkswagon


~Put Them in the ashtray