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whats the nastiest thing on the planet? a trashcan full of dead babies

whats nastier than that? the one in the bottom is still alive

whats nastier than that? it has to eat its way out

whats nastier than that? it goes back for seconds

whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? you cant unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork

what do you call a barn full of old black people? antique farm equipment

what do you do if you see a black guy hopping up and down on one leg? stop laughing, reload and finish it off

what do you call a black guy swimming? a top water jig

i have more
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sometimes people sig me, dont tell me, and i see it later. its a weird feeling.

he's bulletproof

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There's Black Amish People that use computer's
how do you get 12 black ppl in a volkswagen?
through in a welfare check

how do you get them out?
through in a job applacation

what do you get when you have 3 mexians, 1 asian and 3 black ppl in a line?
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adio_stack...i love you.
im not homo..

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lmao, omg, Adio, you have the best avatar known to man!
whats the difference between a dead black guy lying on the road and a dead dog lying on the road?
their are skid marks by the dog

4 gay guys walk into a bar
there is only 1 stool
how do they sit down?

they flip the stool over
One I heard a long time ago....

You wanna hear a joke?
An irish guy walks out of a bar.

This thread is gay except for a few....

I laughed at none of the racist or dead baby jokes (I hadnt even heard of them till now)..........
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It's like Fenriz and J. Read

"I'm so happy to love metal and stuff"

"I AM metal"
why are there only 2 poll bearers(sp?) at a mexican funeral?

there are only 2 handles on a trashcan
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How do German children tie their shoes?

In little Nazi's know you laughed

That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
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Please take your friends instruments, and burn them. Burn your friends too if you'd like.
y are black peoples palms and bottom of there feet white.
cuz theres a little bit of good in everybody.

what do u call 50000 black people at the bottom of the ocean.
a good start

how do u starve a black person.
hide his food stamps under his work boots.

what do u get when look up a black persons family tree.
**** on your face.
3 guys are commissioned by a millionaire to jump off a building. Incidently, its a white guy, a black guy, and a mexican guy. Who hits first?

The white guy. The mexican stopped halfway to write graffiti, and the black guy never showed up for the job.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
man #1- A blind woman bowled a 300 today.
man #2- Thats unbelievable! A woman!
A nun entered a taxi and the driver goes "would you ever have sex?" and the nun goes, "well only if we were married and we didn't have kids and we went to church every sunday". So the driver says "Well, I don't have any kids and I go to church every sunday. will you **** me?" and the nun goes "welll......... ok but only if you take me from behined". So screwed each other and the driver goes "Haha! sucker! I've got 10 kids and I've never been to church a day in my life" and the nun started laughing and goes "AND I"M JUST A MAN GOING TO A COSTUME PARTY!!!"
What do you call a black guy at store?

A shopper.
Why did the Lebanese guy cross the road?

To beat up the chicken.

Why did 100 Lebanese guys cross the road?

Because the chicken was winning.
ok...clash has one
so theres a chinese man skipping stones along a pond and a black man comes up and asks him what hes doing. so the chinese man goes 'Im skipping stones...see they say the name of my ancestors' and the chinese man picks up a stone and skips it across the water and it goes the black man picks up a stone and skips it and that stone goes chim-pan-zee. The black man looks on in disgust and gets mad and picks up a a massive rock and throws it in the lake and the massive rock goes ba-BOON.
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you are a real guitarist when you are not ashamed about masturbating to musicians friend magazine.
A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die
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All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.

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If a mute swears, does his mum wash his hands with soap?

Food for thought from AussiE
One of my friends is that master of racist jokes...

Why dont you see black men on star trek?

...Because they wont work in the future either

What do you call a black man having sex?


Why is stevie wonder still smiling?

He doesnt know he's black.

What do you throw at a black man whos just fallen off a boat?

His wife and kids

thats its for now..
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y are black peoples palms and bottom of there feet white.
cuz theres a little bit of good in everybody.

Another Answer: they were knelt down when god spray painted them.
whats the best thing about sex with a baby girl?

flip her over and its exactly like sex with a baby boy.
Just because you can express your opinion on an internet forum, doesn't mean you should.

you're all sicko's

but i laughed a lot

i got this one via txt message the day after it happened, its sick, and wrong, but i so going to hell...sorry if it offends

steve irwin was on tv the other day, he was asked what his favourite tv programmes was as a child, he replied that his favourite was captain scarlett, but stingray will always have a special place in his heart...

for those who dont know, stingray and captain scarlett are kids programmes from years ago..
im going to hell
What sound does a chainsaw make?


What do you call a bunch of white folk pushing a car? white power

What do you call a bunch of black folk pushing a car? black power

What do you call a bunch of mexicans pushing a car? GRAND THEFT AUTO!!!!!
Why can't women ski?

Because there is no snow in the kitchen.

What's the golden rule for playing hide and seek in Ethiopia?

Not more than 10 behind a tree.

At night, what do you do when your TV starts floating through the air?


There is a mexican and a black man in a car. Who's driving?

The police.

There are two boys sitting in a third grade classroom; a white boy and a black boy. Who is taller?

The black boy, because he's seventeen.
A black man dies and goes to heaven, when he gets there he meets god who gives him a pair of wings. The black man asks "God does this mean I'm an angel" God replies "Your not a angel silly ****** your a bat"
Originally Posted by Duff_McGee
Everyone knows that the day the Metallica ends, the world ends.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

No one dies as a virgin. Life f**ks us all
What did god say when he made a black man?

'Damn! Burnt another one!'
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What happens if you bomb Japan?
Nothing, they all live here.

What is the chinese favourite restaurant?

Who won the Asian-wide beauty contest?

lol yoularfed!
- tommy
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Dude, my friend told a Jew without realizing he was a jew all those Jewish jokes!
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I busted a nut because my g-string was too tight.

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Hendrix. he played jazz right? lol. im real bad with names.

i guess jazz could work

add me up
What did god said when the 2nd black was born?
-Damn, i burned it again.

What is yellow from outside and black inside?
-Public school bus

Whats a white with a fast car?
-F1 driver
Whats a black with a fast car?
-The techician of the car

Whats a white with white suit?
-A doctor
Whats a black with white suit?
-An icescream seller

Dont kill me hehe
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-five year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.
whats the difference between dead babies and cadillacs.....well i dont have wet dreams over cadillacs
how are apples and black people the same?
they both look better hanging from trees
all these jokes are racist you racist bastards they aint even that funny i think alot of white people say these jokes cos they have a small penis.
ma gitar playin has effectud ma typin
maybe if you had one youd realize that this thread is non serious, go post somewhere else if you dont like them and dont tell us crap we dont care about.
St Peter is in heaven with a line of nuns stretched out in front of him.

A nun steps forward and St Peter asks "Have you ever touched a penis?"

"Yes, I once touched the tip of a penis" She replied.

St Peter says "Place your hand in this bowl of holy water and proceed into heaven"

She does so and goes into heaven.

The next nun in the line steps forward.

St Peter asks the same question and she replies with "No, but I once fondled a mans balls"

St Peter says "Place your hand in this bowl of holy water and proceed into heaven"

Suddenly there is a commotion at the back of the queue and a nun runs to the front.

St Peter says "Whats going on, you know you should wait your turn!"

The nun replies with "Well I would rather wash my mouth out with the holy water now than have Sister Mary wash her arse in it!"
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
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all these jokes are racist you racist bastards they aint even that funny i think alot of white people say these jokes cos they have a small penis.

Very true. The only reason we enjoy these jokes is because we have microscopic penii.
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all these jokes are racist you racist bastards they aint even that funny i think alot of white people say these jokes cos they have a small penis.

i think someone needs to lighten up a little
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Why is the seat behind the passengers seat in a car called "the Kurt Cobain"?

Becuase it's behind the shotgun.

(I love Nirvana by the way)
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all these jokes are racist you racist bastards they aint even that funny i think alot of white people say these jokes cos they have a small penis.

Im spanish you prick. . Its all in good fun you idiot.


Why do black people have white hands and feet?
Everyone has SOME good in them.