#1
this is more of a funyn site than a religious sight...

www.fstdt.com

if you're conservative christian dont go there, if you're not get ready to laugh.

another good one to laugh at

www.waroftheangels.org

look at the visions and dreams, it's hilarious.
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its nice that people have faith. but its also funny how bigoted some of these people become with there views.
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#6
"Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?"
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#7
ibanezSA you are very funny and scarily accurate (with the exception of public executions).
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#8
Ibanez im not sure if you wrote that. or its on the site.
but either way thats no fun. or truth
at all.
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Ibanez im not sure if you wrote that. or its on the site.
but either way thats no fun. or truth
at all.

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ibanezSA you are very funny and scarily accurate (with the exception of public executions).

No, i found it on the fstdt website. I just think it's so stupid it deserved extra attention. If i ever wrote something like that, i would vasectomize myself with a forklift to remove myself from the gene pool.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#10
You know what's hilarious? Using the search button!

But anyway. Yea, I remember when someone posted this thread, and a bunch of people started yelling about how stupid Christians are. Ugly mess.

This thread will surely see brighter days.
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#11
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You know what's hilarious? Using the search button!

But anyway. Yea, I remember when someone posted this thread, and a bunch of people started yelling about how stupid Christians are. Ugly mess.

This thread will surely see brighter days.

Yes, there is another thread about this, i just happened to bump the first one in the search list. Try it yourself.

And i think it's sad that fundamentalists is ruining the reputation of a religion like that.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem