Poll: Who would win in a race?
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Superman
29 32%
Flash
62 68%
Voters: 91.
#1
who would win? in your opinion. fuck smallville, who do you think would win in a race?
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#4
the flash. if superman was actually faster, then why would the flash even be in the justice league?
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#5
The Flash actually does win. They were handing out free comic books one day at some comic book/candy shop store one day and this one happens to be the one i got. Therefore, Flash has and always will be Superman in a race.
#7
the flash because superman sucks.

Superman has so many cool powers but never uses them.
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#8
when i was like 5, I had a t-shirt with a picture of superman and flash racing beside each other, with the question above them. I loved it.
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#11
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the flash. if superman was actually faster, then why would the flash even be in the justice league?



Logic +1
#12
It makes me laugh how Superman just dumps all over every other super hero created. He took everything for himself and left nothing for anyone else. The only thing he can't do out of the main super powers is turn invisible.
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#13
Obviously The Flash.
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#14
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It makes me laugh how Superman just dumps all over every other super hero created. He took everything for himself and left nothing for anyone else. The only thing he can't do out of the main super powers is turn invisible.



Superman is probably the lamest superhero, IMO. He pretty much has EVERY staple power; then again, almost ALL the bad dudes in his universe have access to Kryptonite

Figures that Superman is a Canadian creation.


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#15
Superman's powers (To my knowledge):

He can fly
He's invincible (With Kryptonite being his only Achilles' heel)
He's incredibly strong
He has X-Ray Vision
He has lasers in his eyes
He can breathe underwater
He can breathe in space
He can run really fast
He has increased hearing capabilities.
He has a sense to know when someone's in trouble...

The other super heroes don't stand a chance.

Any that I forgot?

Oh yeah; he's excellent at deceiving people with a pair of glasses and a comb.
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#16
Why can't anyone tell who a superhero's "Normal persona" is by their voice? Like Spiderman; he's a dork and has a lame-ass voice. Why can't Mary-Jane tell it's Peter?!?!
#17
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Why can't anyone tell who a superhero's "Normal persona" is by their voice? Like Spiderman; he's a dork and has a lame-ass voice. Why can't Mary-Jane tell it's Peter?!?!


Because that would give away the mystery of the enigmatic vigilante who wears spandex.
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#18
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Logic +1

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#19
Quote by Smokey Amp
Superman's powers (To my knowledge):

He can fly
He's invincible (With Kryptonite being his only Achilles' heel)
He's incredibly strong
He has X-Ray Vision
He has lasers in his eyes
He can breathe underwater
He can breathe in space
He can run really fast
He has increased hearing capabilities.
He has a sense to know when someone's in trouble...

The other super heroes don't stand a chance.

Any that I forgot?

Oh yeah; he's excellent at deceiving people with a pair of glasses and a comb.


you forgot he can freeze things with his breath and I heard he's quite the violin player
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#20
How could superman win this race? Flash would win in a , no pun intended, flash.
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#21
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you forgot he can freeze things with his breath


Ah yes, I forgot about that one.

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and I heard he's quite the violin player


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#22
I always liked Batman because he wasn't a real superhero... just a guy with something to prove and lots of money. Superman is just... you can't connect to him. He's not human enough that a reader could actually go "Man, I feel sorry for him" because you don't. The dude can fucking fly.
#24
Superman is like Flash Plus cause Superman can run fast too and a lot more
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#25
wonderwoman ft****ingw no doubt in anyones mind
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#26
why can super man get shot in the chest and stuff but he always ducks when someone throws a gun at him
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#27
Superman can fly fast enough to reverse the earths rotation and turn back time!

Maybe if it's just a footrace then Flash would win, but if it's like "who can get to point X fastest" then Superman would own him.
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#28
superman would kick him b4 he starts running
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#29
to two of the things that have been said: Superman is also turned into a normal person when the sun is red. He loses all his powers.

also, more importantly, Green Lantern is NOT BLACK. only in the stupid retarded new show he is. he was originally white. and he always will be in my eyes. he rulez, is my favorite super hero, and is WHITE.

also, the Flash would win.