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#1
Who here has hit them selves in the balls before by accident or on purpose(freaks)?

I hit my self in the balls today just a little.. It wasnt to bad but it hurt for a few seconds.

I was trying to pull the plug out for this microscope and it was really hard to get..Sooo for some reason i decide to use both my hands and pull really hard..well it came out a little fast and my fists hit my balls a litte..Man im lucky, if it just went one inch farther i would of looked like a dumbass on the ground holding his balls.
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#4
^Ouch, I got one of those a few years ago in middle school, I had to sit down for a good five minutes. I've hit myself in the balls a few times. Last time I did it hurt like a bitch. . .Worst of all I was already pissed off.
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Someone was gonna sack me one time so i threw my hand done really fast to block him and ended up sacking myself


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#7
Today I was "watching" a bunch of kindergarteners and first graders with three other people, I figured they had it handled so I was gonna fall asleep on the floor cause I was tired... BAD IDEA, some kid threw a football at my balls
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My labrador stood up once and pawed me in the balls ....hurt like a mother****er!!
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#9
I have hit myself in the balls. On purpose. Sounded funny at the time
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#10
So many times..............
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#11
In PE today some "slow" kid, got hit in the balls during dodgeball. He didnt even flinch, just looked down, grabbed his package, and walked off. LOL
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#12
my friend has balls of steel. it doesnt hurt him at all. me and my friends took turns kicking, slapping, punching, hitting with textbooks, binders, pencils, anything and it doesnt hurt him at all. it makes me sick to see him get whacked right in the balls and then see him laugh and not even flinch...eww
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#13
I took a soccer ball shot to the nads, at least 10 minutes to recover, they had to stop the game to get me off the field
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#15
have you guys ever pulled the sitting down, but you don't realize that:

A) your balls are right between your legs

and

B) you're closing them too fast


because yeah


happened to me today. I was screaming in pain like a little girl for damn near 20 minutes. no joke.
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In PE today some "slow" kid, got hit in the balls during dodgeball. He didnt even flinch, just looked down, grabbed his package, and walked off. LOL


Haha. I thought you meant he whacked off in front of everybody. Now THAT would be a good story.

And, on topic, I accidentally hit myself in the testicles sometimes. It hurts, and makes me look like and idiot.
#17
I was playing football once, and i scored a TD. Being the fatass that I am, they are rare for me, so I danced and danced and spiked the ball. Unfortunately, the ball hit a rock and an oblong pigskin of fury bounced up and nailed me in MY balls....
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I was playing guitar and the guitar socked me in the nads. I was laughing and leaning over in pain at the same time..
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#20
i did at football today, helmet to the balls.

my kids are gonna look like damn E.T.
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#21
my friend tried to get me when my legs were spread. He got me but not that hard so i got him while he was celebrating. he said he pissed blood and threw up later that nite.
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I was playing football once, and i scored a TD. Being the fatass that I am, they are rare for me, so I danced and danced and spiked the ball. Unfortunately, the ball hit a rock and an oblong pigskin of fury bounced up and nailed me in MY balls....



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#24
Once in high school i dared this kid to kick me in d balls, i thought he would never do it... ( i really did in my defence) but yea the kid did it.. took me like a half hour to stand up again... but then i caught him n punched him in the eye...
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my friend has balls of steel. it doesnt hurt him at all. me and my friends took turns kicking, slapping, punching, hitting with textbooks, binders, pencils, anything and it doesnt hurt him at all. it makes me sick to see him get whacked right in the balls and then see him laugh and not even flinch...eww

im sure you enjoyed slapping his balls around, lol
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Once in high school i dared this kid to kick me in d balls, i thought he would never do it... ( i really did in my defence) but yea the kid did it.. took me like a half hour to stand up again... but then i caught him n punched him in the eye...


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#27
sudofsdjalfk i got hit in the balls 30 times yesterday by this one chick and now my left nut hurts. and she punches like a dude.

anyway yea i punched myself in the balls 50 times
#29
I love how some people are proud they aren't hurt when they're hit in the balls, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TINY BALLS, haha, just thought you'd like to know

anyway, the other day my friend and I found boxing gloves and decided to box. we boxed for about two seconds before it became a wrestling match. he was behind me punching me in the side and I went to elbow him in the stomach but he was closer than I expected and jabbed him right in the nuts with my elbow. he sat down for about five minutes and was weary to move his legs for about a half hour afterwards
#32
I remember years back in my skateboarding day....


...t'was a cold november day and we were by the river. To cut things short, I screwed up a trick, and had the board go right into my balls. The thing was, I can walk off the pain, but it felt different. When I got home, had a shower, I noticed I had cut my ballsack. I remember saying to a mate that it felt like that, but I thought that couldn't happen. It turned out that the rough edge had grinded it's way right through my jeans and through my boxers.

Other than that, I kinda enjoy a bit of pain, but being hit in the nuts isn't so much painful, as it is just a crappy feeling. I rather be hit in the head with a baseball bat again honestly....
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I love how some people are proud they aren't hurt when they're hit in the balls, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TINY BALLS, haha, just thought you'd like to know

anyway, the other day my friend and I found boxing gloves and decided to box. we boxed for about two seconds before it became a wrestling match. he was behind me punching me in the side and I went to elbow him in the stomach but he was closer than I expected and jabbed him right in the nuts with my elbow. he sat down for about five minutes and was weary to move his legs for about a half hour afterwards


thats nasty man... that aint right...
#34
I was doing some air guitar on the shower and I had the radio on in the bathroom. I ended up sacking my right nut while I was doing an upstroke to some thrash riff.
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#35
I did it on accident when i burned my hand, and started to shake my and furiously, and slapped my balls.
#36
lets just say, i aint gonna be able to have kids. my balls have had some punishment. 25% self inflicted
#39
Yeah as a test of pain killers, and I don't know if you considered this hitting my own but I will gladly get kicked their for $10. Yeah, I totally used their incorrectly.
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Quote by InanezGuitars44
my friend has balls of steel. it doesnt hurt him at all. me and my friends took turns kicking, slapping, punching, hitting with textbooks, binders, pencils, anything and it doesnt hurt him at all. it makes me sick to see him get whacked right in the balls and then see him laugh and not even flinch...eww


are you sure he has balls
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