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#1
September 1.

What did you get me?

My list consisted of aborted faetuses (faetii?), buttsecks, and buttsecks with aborted faetuses (faetii).
#2
I'm going to link this because it is nasty. Someone tell me if I should take it off.

I got you the harlequin fetus.

*Link removed*
Baaaaaaa'
Last edited by demonicity at Sep 21, 2006,
#3
Happy belated birthday!!!!!!

I got you Giada de laurentiis to be your personal chef/sex slave
#4
Quote by demonicity
I'm going to link this because it is nasty. Someone tell me if I should take it off.

I got you the harlequin fetus.

LINK REMOVED ON ACCOUNT OF PUSSIES.


D'aww.

*e-hug*
Last edited by Vindication at Sep 21, 2006,
#5
Demonicity: Yeh, if I were you I'd remove that link now before a mod mods your ass.

#6
Quote by Vindication
D'aww.

*e-hug*


Pssst, I'd remove the link from your quote just in case. But you're welcome.
Baaaaaaa'
#7
The picture didn't offend me, but some of UGs faithful are pussy-stomached faggots how don't take kindly to deformities and the cataract of jokes available therein.

Basically.

#8
Aww, I wasn't even on on September first.
BUT.
I DID get you a present:

David Hasslehoff!!

i hope they cannot see
the limitless potential
building inside of me
to murder everything
i hope they cannot see
i am the great destroyer
#10
Quote by robbie
The picture didn't offend me, but some of UGs faithful are pussy-stomached faggots how don't take kindly to deformities and the cataract of jokes available therein.

Basically.


...which is why I was banned the first time.

Apparently, UGers can't handle a "Type your username with an aborted faetus" thread.
#12


I got you Jordan Capri.

Enjoy.
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Saxo-Walrus

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#14
Quote by robbie
haha

If only more people could appreciate the finer things in life.


Feel free to join my fanclub.

Tsurigi...I always thought the sun was an icosahedron.

Huh.

Guess you learn something new every day.



Dude, I was just going to ask for Jordan Capri, too!

#15
Quote by Heascase
I allready got him a woman



He'll understand mine better. Inside jokes > You.
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#16
Quote by fallenangel20
He'll understand mine better. Inside jokes > You.


Ohh.

....

Well mine cooks
#17
Quote by fallenangel20
He'll understand mine better. Inside jokes > You.


Inside jokes or not, Jordan Capri for the motherfucking win.
#18


I forgot, that too.
You have a set now, whee!
i hope they cannot see
the limitless potential
building inside of me
to murder everything
i hope they cannot see
i am the great destroyer
#19
Quote by Vindication
Inside jokes or not, Jordan Capri for the motherfucking win.


It took me forever to find a clean pic of her too. I have no safeguard on Google, and it was just porno-rific. So it took effort. lol.
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BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


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#20
Quote by fallenangel20
It took me forever to find a clean pic of her too. I have no safeguard on Google, and it was just porno-rific. So it took effort. lol.


Are you a Buddha?

You must have no desire in your body whatsoever.
#22
Quote by Archaon
I got you good advice:
Get some real friends.


I got you better advice:
Go castrate yourself.

Don't tell me to get some real friends when you go on a thread I make just to insult me.
#23
ZOMG You're back! Good to see you.

Got you some rupees. Don't spend it all in one place!
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Quote by CoreysMonster
I doubt people have fought holy wars and killed millions of people in the name of the Beatles, either. So, yeah, Jesus probably was bigger than them.
Quote by ctb
i was hoping for child porn.
#24
Quote by KManLink
ZOMG You're back! Good to see you.

Got you some rupees. Don't spend it all in one place!
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I can finally buy that new sword I was saving for!
#25
Quote by Vindication
I got you better advice:
Go castrate yourself.

Don't tell me to get some real friends when you go on a thread I make just to insult me.

Maybe you enjoy your life better with castration, but I don't.
I didn't insult you, I gave you sound advice. Step out of the basement and go talk to some girls now.
#26
Quote by Vindication
Are you a Buddha?

You must have no desire in your body whatsoever.



Oh, I've got some desire, there was just no clean pcis at all that were forum-worthy.
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#27
Quote by fallenangel20
Oh, I've got some desire, there was just no clean pcis at all that were forum-worthy.


I would've given up within 30 seconds.



Quote by Archaon
Maybe you enjoy your life better with castration, but I don't.


I'd imagine it wouldn't be very pleasant, that's for sure...

Quote by Archaon
Step out of the basement and go talk to some girls now.


What makes you think I don't?

I find it entertaining to go on here to watch shitheads like you try their hands at insulting people and being witty. Does that mean it's all I do in my spare time?
Last edited by Vindication at Sep 21, 2006,
#28
I just noticed you have the same birthday as my Dad. Dad, is that you?
Baaaaaaa'
#29
Quote by Vindication
I find it entertaining to go on here to watch shitheads like you try their hands at insulting people and being witty. Does that mean it's all I do in my spare time?

I find entertaining that you're so easily insulted by "get some real friends" over the internet. I'm not trying to be witty, I just think some UGers need to grow up.

Seriously, what the hell? Why do you need to feel so important online? It's clearly because you lack friends in the real world...Or you're a crabperson. Either way, I don't like it.

At least you have good taste in music. Bye.
#30
Quote by Archaon
I find entertaining that you're so easily insulted by "get some real friends" over the internet. I'm not trying to be witty, I just think some UGers need to grow up.

Seriously, what the hell? Why do you need to feel so important online? It's clearly because you lack friends in the real world...Or you're a crabperson. Either way, I don't like it.

At least you have good taste in music. Bye.


1.) Suit yourself. Generally, the people that hate me are the ones that make retarded threads; my aim is to get them to leave via satire. You've got your wits about you, but go ahead and hate me if you want - I really don't care what someone I've never met thinks of me (then again, I don't care what most people I have met think of me, anyway).

2.) I've explained it before - I'm not really an egotistical ass. It's just fun to act like one to piss off the majority of UGers who couldn't tell irony from an ironing board.

3.) Damn straight I do.

Buh-bye.
#31
Quote by Archaon
I find entertaining that you're so easily insulted by "get some real friends" over the internet. I'm not trying to be witty, I just think some UGers need to grow up.

Seriously, what the hell? Why do you need to feel so important online? It's clearly because you lack friends in the real world...Or you're a crabperson. Either way, I don't like it.

At least you have good taste in music. Bye.

Seriously...


Your birthday was weeks ago...come on now.
Beauty Supreme

Yeah you were right about me
#32
Quote by Guitarist132
Seriously...


Your birthday was weeks ago...come on now.

He's was banned.

/thread
Quote by CoreysMonster
I doubt people have fought holy wars and killed millions of people in the name of the Beatles, either. So, yeah, Jesus probably was bigger than them.
Quote by ctb
i was hoping for child porn.
#33
Quote by KManLink
He's was banned.

/thread


Did...did you just attempt to /thread my thread?

I'm disappointed. I sincerely am.
#34
Quote by Vindication
Did...did you just attempt to /thread my thread?

I'm disappointed. I sincerely am.

/unthread?
Quote by CoreysMonster
I doubt people have fought holy wars and killed millions of people in the name of the Beatles, either. So, yeah, Jesus probably was bigger than them.
Quote by ctb
i was hoping for child porn.
#35
Quote by fallenangel20


I got you Jordan Capri.

Enjoy.

What happened to her face?
Beauty Supreme

Yeah you were right about me
#36
Quote by Guitarist132
What happened to her face?


Good point.

I glanced over that picture, and I didn't take a look at her face, but now that I did...yikes.

Fallen, you need to go forth and Photoshop a good one.
#37
Quote by Guitarist132
What happened to her face?


The question really is, who was even LOOKING at her face?
i hope they cannot see
the limitless potential
building inside of me
to murder everything
i hope they cannot see
i am the great destroyer
#38
You guys also missed my birthday, but nobody gives a **** about noobs...

I got you your username in fancy letters
#39
Quote by idontloveyou
The question really is, who was even LOOKING at her face?


Well, she was clothed.

That kind of takes all the fun out of it.
#40


Better?
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BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
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