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I WUZ IN THE LOBY OF A GREAT HOTEL WEN OUT OF THE SHADOWS BURSTED SOMTHING FROM HELL

I TWISTED AND TURNED BUT THE GRIP WOULDNT LET SO I STARTED TO YELL
HELP HELP SOMEONE PLZZ HELP ME LORD IM ON MY KNEEZ NOW THAT I SEE THE DEVILS FOR REAL I SWEAR ILL NVR MAKE A KRACK AT U AGAIN

HELP ME JESUS I WUZ ONLY KIDDING HELP ME I SCREAMED TO THE SKY BUT NO ONE ANSWERED MY CALL!

I TWISTED AND TURNED AND KICKED AND SCREAMED BUT STILL THE BEAST WOULDNT LET GO

HE WHISPERED TO ME DO NOT FEAR SATAN HAS A PLACE FOR U IN HIS ARMY I WENT WITH DOWN TO DEPTHS OF HELL THERE I TALKED TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF

HE SAID HE WANTED ME TO SCOUT OUT SUM WARIORS FOR HIS ATTACK

THEN OUT FROM THE SHADE CAME A CLOAKED FIGURE HE GRABED ME AND RAN TO THE DOOR

SATAN WUZ FAST BUT NOT NEERLY AS SKILLED THE CLOAKED MAN JUMPED UP ANDSTARTED TO FLY NOW IM IN PERGITORY ILL TELL U WEN IM FREE
DEEDEEDEEMAN :stickpoke