Poll: Who your favorite comedian?
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View poll results: Who your favorite comedian?
Dave Chapelle
23 16%
Dane Cook
40 27%
Carlos Mencia
13 9%
Brian Scolaro
1 1%
Demetri Martin
6 4%
Other (specify)
62 42%
Voters: 146.
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#2
Can't remember where, but this has been posted before. SEARCH DAMNIT.

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#4
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Can't remember where, but this has been posted before. SEARCH DAMNIT.

oh who cares
#5
david chappelle is, hes black and he makes fun of them and everyone else lol
#6
Dave Chappelle... Half Baked.
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to, so when they turn their back on you, you get a chance to put the knife in.
#7
no mention of bill bailey again, that man is genius!
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#8
I voted other, as Billy Connolly is far superior to all other comedians.

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#9
lewis black.


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#10
WTF there is no jerry seinfeld. Thats why i picked other
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#12
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Dave Chappelle... Half Baked.

high-****ing-larious
#14
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wtf wheres the guys off Blue Collar?!?!?!


no.


no
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#20
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lewis black.


"so the federal government is giving you $400 for every kid you have. so...if you have a thousand kids, you're on fucking easy street. all $400 dollars does, is remind you of how fucked you are! i would have been better off, if my congressman came over to my house, and pissed on my foot!"

"The president was traveling through Boston yesterday, and police had cars stopped to let him past on the major highways. So, this means that the traffic in Boston will go from it's usual speed of 2 miles per hour to a dead STOP. Not that this is different in any way for Boston. The last guy that made it through that town in less than two hours was yelling 'The British are coming! The british are coming!'"


Yeah, Lewis BLack is quite funny. However, I must go for George Carlin. He's absolutely classic. One of the prime kings of comedy.

And speaking of which, what was up with that 'Kings of Comedy' movie? It was a bunch of black dudes, some of which had just recently come onto the scene. All you need is George Carlin and Richard Pryor, and you've got yourself a Kings of Comedy movie. I can think of a few other that are much more worthy to be described as 'kings' of comedy than those four...
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She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
#22
Carlos Mencia???? Who voted for him??? He's pretty terrible....
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#23
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no mention of bill bailey again, that man is genius!


x1,000,000

I love that Guy!!! Actual intelligent comedy, unlike all the other comedians, who either Swear, or Scream and think they're comedy. Bailey has an incredible way with words.
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#24
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#25
George Carlin
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#28
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Carlos Mencia???? Who voted for him??? He's pretty terrible....

agreed, but people seem to like him...
#29
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Bill Hicks


Agreed.

That list sucks.

Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia but no Bill Hicks, George Carlin or Mitch Hedberg?

Dane and Carlos suck fat donkey nuts. Although I did get a chuckle out of watching Mind of Mencia one time when I replaced every "beaner" with "UGer".
#30
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Bill Hicks


YES! Finally someone with good taste in comedians. Bill Hicks is god.

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Agreed.

That list sucks.

Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia but no Bill Hicks, George Carlin or Mitch Hedberg?

Dane and Carlos suck fat donkey nuts. Although I did get a chuckle out of watching Mind of Mencia one time when I replaced every "beaner" with "UGer".


100% correct, as well.
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#32
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Bill Hicks, Maddox and Vindication are gods.


Funny.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#34
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George Carlin

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Why isn't George Carlin on that list?


I'm glad you both agree with me.

Although I'd still like to get this 'Kings of Comedy' issue addressed...
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
#35
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Why isn't George Carlin on that list?



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#36
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We think alike, my friend.

Or maybe you both just conform to me....


Just joking. I think everyone should admit his briliance. Check out my post on the first page.
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
#37
I vote other. I just can't decide between Jeremy Hotz and Mitch Hedberg.

Yea I also don't understand that Kings of Comedy movie. I didn't find it very funny and I don't think that the kings of comedy is an african american exclusive club. I Think that George Carlin, Richard Pryer, Lois Black, and Mitch Hedberg should have been on it at least.
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#38
Someone like Peter Cook or the Pythons or Peter Sellars I reckon.
Or maybe Paul Merton, or Bill Bailey.
Or even Matt Stone & Trey Parker. Or Matt Silverstein & Dave Jesser (the guys behind Drawn Together).
But yeh, they all own your list.

#39
Quote by robbie
Someone like Peter Cook or the Pythons or Peter Sellars I reckon.
Or maybe Paul Merton, or Bill Bailey.
Or even Matt Stone & Trey Parker. Or Matt Silverstein & Dave Jesser (the guys behind Drawn Together).
But yeh, they all own your list.


Oh, I thought we were just naming one comedian.

If we can name a group, then definitely the Pythons. I have the Flying Circus box DVD set - it's pretty much the only reason I ever turn on my TV.
#40
I hate carlos mencia. saying the same mexican jokes over and over doesnt make you original or funny...

i like dane cook, george lopez and stephen lynch a lot.
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