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#1
Here's how it works:
1. Find a random picture
2. Write a funny news headline.

For example:

Laetitia Casta Hospitlized
Fashion Model Mauled After Being Mistaken for T-Bone Steak


Chavez Named Captain in UN Kickball Game
Selects Chirac as First Teammate


And... go!
Death to Ovation haters!
#3
Party pooper.

Bush Returns From Fishing Trip
"I Swear, It Was This Big," Claims President
Death to Ovation haters!
Last edited by PatchworkMan at Sep 26, 2006,
#4
ORLY "Buttsecks?" Owl charged with statutory rape.


During a screening for the new feature film "Fearless", the ORLY "Buttsecks?" owl was being just that. He was caught propositioning a youngster for, you guessed it, buttsecks. Prior to investigations, detectives were baffled by the idea of an owl-gone-child molester. However, it has come to their attention that the ORLY "Buttsecks?" owl is none other than Pop Super-Star, Michael Jackson. Furthermore, it has been revealed that there are no less than 200 other children who have been seduced in this manner (A man wearing an owl suit).

We will keep you updated as this situation unfolds.
#5
Jane Fonda Arrested, No One Upset


"Hanoi Jane" was arrested today on sixteen accounts of being a total bitch. The entire world is now planning a kickback to enjoy her absence. Her rights have been stripped and she is being prepared for a worldwide televised execution.
Quote by wahappen


This is a guitar community not Romper Room.
#6
Quote by marchoso
Jane Fonda Arrested, No One Upset


"Hanoi Jane" was arrested today on sixteen accounts of being a total bitch. The entire world is now planning a kickback to enjoy her absence. Her rights have been stripped and she is being prepared for a worldwide televised execution.




... if only
#8
Jesus Christ! Back in action.



Captain Jesus joins the Christ Squad as they purge all Islamic people out of Islam Land, honestly, it's a slow news day.
Quote by TiMaRmStRoNg101
there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#10



Sergeant Punjabi turned to take a piss on the fence. Nothing ever happened interesting on his patrol.
Member #1,267,859 of the I'd die for Dethklok club. PM Vigilantius to join.

Infanterist of the First Reich of the Grammar Nazis.

Quote by MusicMan00
I noticed the avatar before I read what you said. Then I read it. Then I laughed.
#11
Raghead, Cracker Smile, Shake Hands
Public Assured Something Very Important Is Happening
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#12
(yes, i added the speech bubble so that it'd be funny... but stil, you laughed didnt you?)

bush supports claims that bird flu is a hoax
Attachments:
050120_bush_speech.jpg
Quote by Machanix
We play guitar.... we're automatically on top of the world.

Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back!

A Wasted Youth
Is Better By Far
Than A Wise And Productive Old Age

Good Girls Go To Heaven, But The Bad Girls Go Everywhere!
Last edited by instagata0 at Sep 26, 2006,
#13
Aging, Irrelavant Rock Star Crashes Cool Event
Patrons Afraid To Tell Rose He Wasn't Invited
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#16
I Wish I'd Listened To My Mother - The Wind Changed And My Face Stuck Like That.

Terms and Conditions apply.
Last edited by cagnius at Sep 26, 2006,
#17
Stoned cat dobbed in by partypooper companion
PSN: Shibuib
Steam: Drag_on88rr@hotmail.com
add me

Elvis Presley aint got no soul, Chuck Berry is rock and roll.

日本語をシグに入れるのは馬鹿やキザ野郎のする事だぜ。
#19
oh, thats cruel. if its a richard hammond reference, that is
Ibanez SR505
Ashdown ABM 300 EVO II
Epifani UL410
#20
Quote by PatchworkMan
Party pooper.

Bush Returns From Fishing Trip
"I Swear, It Was This Big," Claims President


hands down, the best one so far.

you sept.06'ers arnt all that bad.

Patchworkman, Genius. (hopes he'll sig that so i can be famous!!)
#21
Landspeed attempt accident, revealed to be sabotage by rival
PSN: Shibuib
Steam: Drag_on88rr@hotmail.com
add me

Elvis Presley aint got no soul, Chuck Berry is rock and roll.

日本語をシグに入れるのは馬鹿やキザ野郎のする事だぜ。
#22
Bush Pranks Karzai With Surprise Press Conference
Afghan President Doesn't Have Time To Change Out of His Bathrobe
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#23
K, i've done some myself.


Says Tony Blair, at a news conferance today when he talked about his weekend.


Was the words of the secret convosation recorded at a meeting, between tony blair and george bush.

As you can see, i'm not the biggest fan of our world leaders.
Last edited by Rock-god at Sep 26, 2006,
#24
Quote by PatchworkMan
Party pooper.

Bush Returns From Fishing Trip
"I Swear, It Was This Big," Claims President


It's official: PatchworkMan is the Worlds Best Sept 06'er.
#26
Quote by Moggan13
It's official: PatchworkMan is the Worlds Best Sept 06'er.

*blushes*
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#27
POLITICAL METAL?
Blair Admits He Loves System Of A Down


Had to edit it a bit.
Last edited by Moggan13 at Sep 26, 2006,
#30
Quote by b@man
no.

-b@man

jeez, why are you such a d!ck?? The only posts I've noticed from you are things like this, basically sh!itting on the threadstarter. If you don't like the thread, DON'T POST. You don't even justify what you say, it's all 'why should I?' or 'No, what a stupid thread'. How about just find a different thread that DOES interest you and make a polite, intelligible post, rather than mindlessly posting in every thread your 'judgement' deems as unworthy.
Quote by buckethead_jr
^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.


MINE SIG R PINK
#34
Rumsfeld Reminisces About 1967 Tryst
"They Were So Big, So Round," Recalls Defense Secretary
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#36

Michael Jackson Scares Toddler
Singer Frightens Child, 4, In Disturbing Drive-By

Notorious singer Michael Jackson. 41, was demanded in court today after he scared a young four-year old toddler so much that the toddler wet himself.
The incident happened in New York yeserday as Michael, known for his flamboyish and disturbing behaviour, drove past the boy and his mother in his limo, when he winded down the window, poked his head out, and said Boo! to the child, who then wet himself with fright.
New York Police Chief Sam Moggan said earlier: "Michael can't just drive-by young children and scare them, it's just not on and is against the law here in New York. He can do it to his own children if he wishes, but not random members of the public. We wish to see him and question him about this disturbing incident."
The boys mother nor Michael jackson could not be reached for questioning or be interviewed at this time of writing.
#39
^^ Classic
"He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original."
--Alice Cooper, on Marilyn Manson.
#40
Quote by Rock-god
k, found one i did a few days ago.



You didn't do that.

____________

Mork Calling Orson, Come In Orson
Robin Williams tries to get free tickets to Orson show.

Baaaaaaa'
Last edited by demonicity at Sep 26, 2006,