#1
i wrote this thing last night in good ol' radiohead fashion:

Mascara makes you look pretty, ugly
Hypocrit, arrogant piece of ****
Make us feel too big
Anorectic, epileptic movie clip
Uncomfortable and self-conscious, son
Not eating is second to none
We will pay you to pay me
Easy money as you can see
Just use this and buy that
We'll make sure you are always back
Lobotomic, incurably evil telly skit
Off the hook as they say
Is something we made up to have our way

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more reliable, design plasma tv with,
more brilliance and volume that makes you
want to take a vacation with your
brand new haircut, longer lashes,
car insurance and free lunch
all for almost nothing at all.