#1
I have to take a crap so bad that im feeling light headed. And crap is what i plan to do. Has this ever hapened to you? So, while im gone, comment, discuss, whatever.
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#2
So you took the time to type that even though you had to pooh so bad it made you light headed?
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#3
Dude, I've had to crap soooo bad before it took more than 5 flushes to rid the bowl of the remnance.
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#4
Maybe you crapped out your brain.
Could explain this stupid fucking thread.
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Crowning sucks.

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Maybe you crapped out your brain.
Could explain this stupid fucking thread.

In a bad mood tonight?
#7
usually when i have to crap, i get these goosebumps on my arms, which is a trait only my father and i have (i think).
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#9
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In a bad mood tonight?

Hmm. I'd say critical is the better word.
Honestly, who makes a thread about big shits?
Pretty much everyone on UG.
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#10
I remember I was at school and I didn't want to poop because I had girls volley ball and I was the only dude in the class. The bathroom was located in the gym so I held it in.

I looked like I was going through drug withdrawal symptoms. I was sweating like crazy, tapping my foot, and focusing on nothin else except for the class to be over.

When that bell rang I ran to the bathroom located in the boys gym and pooped like I never pooped before.

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#12
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Hmm. I'd say critical is the better word.
Honestly, who makes a thread about big shits?
Pretty much everyone on UG.

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#13
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So you took the time to type that even though you had to pooh so bad it made you light headed?


Everyone on UG has time to type out there problem before they do something about it.
Like that thred where the kid bit a chunk out of his baby brother. lol.
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#14
the only bad feeling i had was when i had to piss so bad, like a pregnant women, my teeth were floating, and i got punched in the stomach. well all did not end well, in my happy kingdom, and i best be changing right now.
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Everyone on UG has time to type out there problem before they do something about it.
Like that thred where the kid bit a chunk out of his baby brother. lol.

who the hell does that?
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#18
I remember when I almost crapped myself in school once. I had to use the gross public bathroom.
#19
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maybe he was hungry

He said the urges kicked in after 5 hours, though he had money for food. He was too lazy to leave.
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Right now, at this very moment... someone died. And you didn't even lift a finger to do something about it. Congratulations, murderer!
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Right now, at this very moment... someone died. And you didn't even lift a finger to do something about it. Congratulations, murderer!

I need agood sig, mine sucks.

So, Sigged.
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#22
Maybe on your way back you can check your emails for a special message from me
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