#2
an email account with a monkey pointing through the railing on a set of stairs?

or like, a UG email account?
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(Lucy) why the fuck not?
(Jack) because they have a strange tendency to EAT YOUR CHILDREN
#3
there's an evil monkey in my closet!

i didn't know he offered webmail services though

unluCKY...
from daylight...
...into darkness
#4
The funny thing is he never used to be evil...

But if you mean a ...@ultimate-guitar.com email address, I don't think you can.

The admins have, but I doubt you'd get one.
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