Poll: Is it wrong to have a sexual attraction to non-human organisms?
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View poll results: Is it wrong to have a sexual attraction to non-human organisms?
Yes
165 61%
No
38 14%
I don't really care
69 25%
Voters: 272.
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sinan90
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#1
The questions in the title, discuss
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[22:08:26] <Confusius> you fuckers look cool


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Black60Jack
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#2
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!very Bad
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HaKattack
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#4
Quote by sinan90
The questions in the title, discuss


Judging by your sig, I think it's safe to call you an owlfucker.
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#5


He's trying to justify his desire to shove his penis in a petri dish.
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backtothe70s
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#7
you mean like an octopus?
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#8
No, who could turn down a night with Mr Toad? He's irresistable!
Useful_Idiot16
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#11
I think it is in Washington state.
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#12
Well about a week ago I realized while in intercourse I was thinking if lizards...
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#13
WTF is this subject ? U made dude ?? I mean u like the dish washer at ur house ? or maybe ur dog ?
Damn... That's sick...
Who cares...
stormchaser
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#14
Biologically if you are attracted to one there's something screwed up in your brain.
You will find me as cute as your favourite nephew
Until I break your knees with a baseball bat
You will find me so kind, I'll be someone you like
Until I brush your teeth with a razorblade
backtothe70s
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#15
Quote by Bob_Dylan108
Yes, an octopuss


hmm... octopussy...
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mattfm
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#17
this is the lamest thread ever, some mod please close it.
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CarbonSystem
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#18
You might want to see a therapist...or perhaps a baby gorilla
DisgruntledDuck
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#19
I love lamp.

....I love lamp!!
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DisgruntledDuck, I wish there were more people like you in the world.



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You Sir, have my utmost respect


I have Jaimz' utmost respect and BlackLuster wishes that there were more people like me in the world!
wiggyisgreat
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#22
this kid in my class in school admits that he ****ed his cat
HaKattack
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#23
Quote by chase09
Wow, why would you even ask such a question. Are you seeking excuses to keep your dignity after popping your dog's cherry?


If the dog is anything like mine, I'm pretty sure the dog popped it's cherry on the couch cushion....


just like me
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#24
Quote by guitar_mad_ali
dude, people screw hoovers. get over it.


these are the people that have lost their d***s to them, and now dont screw anything

whats wrong threadstarter, has the world run out of decent people to f**?
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super666fender
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#25
well in xmen three that babe, , the Poenix, she isnt human but shes daaaamn fine. and sum cyborgs in scifi movies are fukin sexy too. what cn i say? but for lei animals and such..dirty man. dirty.
shredda93
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#28
were all guilty of clicking on this thread, but i stand my ground believing that yes, it is in fact, very wrong to "engage in intercourse" with non-human organisms
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Joycey
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#29
I'm sexually attracted to Lois Griffin... is there something wrong with me :P
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well there are only three true people alive today who are actually possesed by satan

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sinan90
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#30
well i must admit i have a penchant for the odd walrus now and again
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[22:08:23] <Confusius> I wish I was a bassist
[22:08:26] <Confusius> you fuckers look cool


Want to know how to play bass in jazz? Read this.
jmt
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#31
This topic is messed up. What do you mean by it? Like men who find shoes attractive, or men that find donkey penis attractive? You digust me either way.
DisgruntledDuck
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#32
Quote by Joycey
I'm sexually attracted to Lois Griffin... is there something wrong with me :P


Dude, if she were real I'd hit that all day. Shame she isn't though; gutted.
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You Sir, have my utmost respect


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#33
Quote by sinan90
well i must admit i have a penchant for the odd walrus now and again



Be careful walrus's have sharp teeth so oral is out of the question.
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shreddingmonkey
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#34
Yes. Very wrong.
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Just masterbate to the pics...

It kinda gets the feeling of disguist and sadness over with.
Moggan13
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#35
Blink-182, Anyone?

i wanna **** a dog in the ass,
He wants to **** a dog in the ass,
I wanna **** a dog
Thats right kids.

I tried to **** your mom in the ass,
Tried to **** your dad in the ass,
Could only find the dog,
And it's ass.

We wanna **** a dog in the ass,
We wanna **** a dog in the ass,

We wanna **** a dog.

I tried to **** a ****ing pirate in the ass,
Ar me an' me first mate a scurvy cur,
Tried to **** a ****ing pirate,
But i found the dog.
Aint no (something something...)
(It's a mexican pirate!)

We wanna **** a dog in the ass,
We wanna **** a dog in the ass,
We wanna **** a dog,

**** you!

I hope you understand the message: Non-human sexual encounters is WRONG!
Guitardude19
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#36
No its perfectly acceptable to have sex with non human organisms.... *leaves thread in disgust*
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
sinan90
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#38
Quote by andy_woodhead
This is...interesting...John. Igor will be disappointed in you...


well sharing a room with igor in london should be enjoyable, apparently he snores so he is now called Snorgor
Founder of Jaco society

[22:08:23] <Confusius> I wish I was a bassist
[22:08:26] <Confusius> you fuckers look cool


Want to know how to play bass in jazz? Read this.
sinan90
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#40
i'm not really that little, andy'll back me up here
Founder of Jaco society

[22:08:23] <Confusius> I wish I was a bassist
[22:08:26] <Confusius> you fuckers look cool


Want to know how to play bass in jazz? Read this.