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Dinkydaisy
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#1
Yeah, I have a pet dog and he's always licking himself and all that, as dogs do and he's still got his balls. To cut a long story short, I sleep in the nude (more comfortable, y'know) and my mom left the kitchen door open, he got out and I woke up with him humping me. I don't think he actually got inside or anything, but I wanna know if it's possible if he had any STDs that I could of caught them, I mean, he does lick his butt hole then his dick... if anyone has any experience (like a vet or osmething) please post.
Thanks
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rabidguitarist
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#2
HAHA thats ****ing awesome

well, if youve already caught the stuff of him, why dont you do it again?
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#5
what if you got preggers?
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#6
lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!
man i wich my dog was as cool as yours!
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#7
Quote by rabidguitarist
what if you got preggers?


Then we'll have a "I shagged my dog can i get pregnant how do I kill t3h baby wivout my parents nowing?"
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#9
Quote by Cal UK
Then we'll have a "I shagged my dog can i get pregnant how do I kill t3h baby wivout my parents nowing?"


and then an "oh ****, i ate my cremated dog baby by accident" thread
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Dinkydaisy
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#11
But I didn't shag my dog, my dog shagged me. I don't know if he actually like, got inside, but could I still catch anything?
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#12
Quote by rabidguitarist
what if you got preggers?


I wud keep the baby, jus to see what it turned out like! I could have the very 1st Duman... (my mix between human an dog!)
rabidguitarist
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#14
Quote by dinkydaisy
But I didn't shag my dog, my dog shagged me. I don't know if he actually like, got inside, but could I still catch anything?


of course you could

you can go blind i think
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santhony1987
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#15
That sucks... really.... you should be happy that your not ashamed to tell though... i would be. But no, you can't get std's from a dog... i'm pretty confident about that fact.
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#16
haha you got raped by a dog. thats harsh..... i got raped by a budgie once. never am i using my anus for a bird feeder again..... never.....
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#17
Your dog raped you

EDIT: ^^ AHH OMG STOLE MY POST, lol.
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#18
Only solution is to go on the Jerry Springer show. Imagine that, ''I got pregnant by my pet dog''.

But yeah rabid is right, you can go blind. Usually in a day. Enjoy your last day!
Dinkydaisy
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#20
It's two people saying I could catch something and one saying I couldn't... should I go to the doctors or something? I don't wanna tell my parents because they'll get rid of my dog which i don't want to happen, and it would be really embarrassing.
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#21
Quote by rabidguitarist
and then an "oh ****, i ate my cremated dog baby by accident" thread


Then "I kept him in a sac of flour and made a cake out of him by accident what should I do"
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Then "I kept him in a sac of flour and made a cake out of him by accident what should I do"


then a "i put it in a pizza, and i want some people to steal it so they get dog AIDS lolzzzzz"
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#24
Quote by EmancipatedSoul
one of these guys i know raped a cat once. It was pretty sick, we had a funeral for the cat and everything...


if i had a pet, id well have sex with it
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Dinkydaisy
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#26
EmancipatedSoul, did your friend catch anything from it?!
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Rox0r713
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#27
Quote by dinkydaisy
It's two people saying I could catch something and one saying I couldn't... should I go to the doctors or something? I don't wanna tell my parents because they'll get rid of my dog which i don't want to happen, and it would be really embarrassing.


I seriously doubt you can get STDs, but here's the thing...

A dogs mouth is cleaner than a humans. Not only that, but we're of a completely different species. Plus, unless he's a gigantic man-slut and bones every dog in the neighborhood, the probability of him having a SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE is highly unlikely.

Calm down, geeze. Tons of chicks fuck their dogs. Some of the bigger dogs can be as big as or bigger than an average human, and you can't get pregnant.
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Gunner96
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#28
...Loads of chicks **** their dogs?
:|
Right.
Anyway. This thread is funny.
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santhony1987
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#29
Quote by Rox0r713
I seriously doubt you can get STDs, but here's the thing...

A dogs mouth is cleaner than a humans. Not only that, but we're of a completely different species. Plus, unless he's a gigantic man-slut and bones every dog in the neighborhood, the probability of him having a SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE is highly unlikely.

Calm down, geeze. Tons of chicks fuck their dogs. Some of the bigger dogs can be as big as or bigger than an average human, and you can't get pregnant.


He poses a good point... i went to school with a fat chick who used to bone her dog... it was funny when we all found out.

BTW, that was a long time ago... and she is still alive and not blind.
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#30
are you ****in' serious?... Your dog ****ed you?
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#31
Quote by EmancipatedSoul
one of these guys i know raped a cat once. It was pretty sick, we had a funeral for the cat and everything...


LMAO

yeah, you probably cant catch anything.
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reverand_godles
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#33
You can't get diseases from your dog, they havent found and STD's that can infect dogs. The only way that would happen would be if someone previously ****ed your dog, gave it a disease, and then it transfered onto you. Which makes absolutely no sense, so it can't happen.

And you can't get pregnant from other species. they had that thing going on in the dark ages, trying to make super animals by mixing horse with sheep, it doesnt work.

And yeah, girls **** animals. Try google searching girls and horses. No, I havent done that before *shifty eyes*
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Dinkydaisy
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#36
I knew about porn, but figured that the dogs in those were checked over for stuff or someting...
I'm still not sure, I feel a bit weird but it's probably nerves. I'm just gonna wait and see what happens.
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rabidguitarist
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#37
Quote by dinkydaisy
I knew about porn, but figured that the dogs in those were checked over for stuff or someting...
I'm still not sure, I feel a bit weird but it's probably nerves. I'm just gonna wait and see what happens.


on a different note,

...did you enjoy it?
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#38
Quote by Rox0r713
Yeah. Apparently you don't watch much porn.

Nono, I know about beastiality and all that.
I mean in the real world
Dinkydaisy
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#39
Ew, why would I enjoy having sex with my dog?
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