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Old 02-01-2016, 01:36 AM   #1
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No Fap February 2016

Welcome to the 2016 edition of No-Fap February!

Rules are as follows:

1. No masturbating for the entire month of February.

2. Only sexual pleasure permitted will be from a second party.

3. Check in at least every 3 days. If 3 days pass and you do not check in, you are out.

4. This year, the contest will operate under EST. The contest begins for everyone at February 1st (12:00 AM EST) and will conclude March 1st (12:00 AM EST)

5. I'll buy the winner a large pizza


Out:

UltimateGuizar
genghisgandhi
Hydra150
Pastafarian96
Banshee
67_67
WCPhils
Jako215
M00NAGEDAYDREAM
eGraham
whywefight
ErikLensherr
Shotgunmerc
ESPLTDV401DX
slapsymcdougal
MH400
CL/\SH
chookiecookie
That Old Geezer
Cardbored
JamSessionFreak
Ablast
k.lainad
arcanom
Fatlumpthe1st
steve_muse
WhiteStripesIII
Amuro Jay
Deliriumbassist
MinterMan22
ehbacon


Winner(s):
Baby Joel
RajjaJroach
i_lovemetallica
nincompoop
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Old 02-01-2016, 01:37 AM   #2
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Old 02-01-2016, 01:42 AM   #3
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Old 02-01-2016, 01:45 AM   #4
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Wait a second!! Am I still able to join or am I free to masturbate?
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Old 02-01-2016, 01:47 AM   #5
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you're on the list, I'm afraid
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Old 02-01-2016, 01:59 AM   #6
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Sweet. Now I can go a couple days without showering.
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Old 02-01-2016, 02:00 AM   #7
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checking in, handled my business a few hours ago so i'm good for now
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Old 02-01-2016, 02:09 AM   #8
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Pulled a final one out before the time, let's see how this goes.
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Old 02-01-2016, 02:55 AM   #9
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I did a posh one last night as a last hoorah.....

Still in so far.

Another topic tho, why do we keep having to change threads?
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Old 02-01-2016, 02:57 AM   #10
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I've got three minutes, plenty of time hmu

nah just kidding
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Old 02-01-2016, 02:59 AM   #11
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So question. If I fap it up everyday this month but repent to Jesus Savior The Christ before the month is over so that it's like it never happened do I still get a free pizza?

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Old 02-01-2016, 02:59 AM   #12
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Another topic tho, why do we keep having to change threads?

there's a joke here somewhere about thread stickies and masturbation but I'm too tired to figure it out
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Old 02-01-2016, 03:03 AM   #13
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I'll buy the winner a large pizza

Good luck to everyone entering this year!
Participant List:
ESPLTDV401DX
WhiteStripesIII
MH400
JamSessionFreak
whywefight
slapsymcdougal
RajjaJroach
Shotgunmerc
chookiecookie
Baby Joel
ErikLensherr
k.lainad
arcanom
genghisgandhi
That Old Geezer
steve_muse
Pastafarian96
i_lovemetallica
Banshee
MinterMan22
WCphils
Ablast
Jako215
Hydra
M00NAGEDAYDREAM
Fatlumpthe1st
Amuro Jay
Cardbored
Pastafarian96
CL/\SH
67_67
Deliriumbassist
eGraham
ehbacon

also I'm on the list twice, does this mean I get 2 free pizzas?
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Old 02-01-2016, 03:03 AM   #14
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All OK so far.
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Old 02-01-2016, 03:03 AM   #15
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also I'm on the list twice, does this mean I get 2 free pizzas?

It means you have to not wrestle the dragon for twice as long
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Old 02-01-2016, 03:09 AM   #16
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hmm, my birthday's on the 15th, maybe I can get a birthday discount from a hooker to help me last.
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Old 02-01-2016, 03:11 AM   #17
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It means you have to not wrestle the dragon for twice as long

this doesn't actually make sense given the context of it being February only.

Better get a plate.
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Old 02-01-2016, 03:11 AM   #18
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hmm, my birthday's on the 15th, maybe I can get a birthday discount from a hooker to help me last.

Good plan, then have pizza with them after you win
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Old 02-01-2016, 03:17 AM   #19
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If you all win, poor ESP is gonna have to pay for like 30 pizzas.
And all because you all decided to be a little selfish with your sperm.
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Old 02-01-2016, 03:29 AM   #20
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