#1
this hasn't been done before. i searched.

i have 2 from a new one when meg thinks brian and her should go out

the first one is

meg: "so brian, im going to the mall later, you wanna come"
brian: ''umm actually i have plans *chris walks by* WITH CHRIS... yea we're gonna do whatever you do on thursdays"
chris: "masturbate?"

and

meg: "so brian, that was a great night the other night"
brian: "meg, i have to tell you something"
meg: "what is it brian"
brian: "i think i'm gay. i saw a penis online the other day and i thought 'ya know....that's just alright."

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#2
Quagmire and girl in the morning:

"Glen, honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?"

" I've got a question for you, why are you still here?"


Giggidy giggidy goo! (or however you spell that)
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#4
ahhh theres so many! but a classic....

"because you touch yourself at night"
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
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#5
Chris: (looking out to sea - there is a whale) Dad, whats the blow-hole for?

Peter: well son, i'll tell you what its not for, and when i do you will understand why i can never return to sea world again

THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL
#6
Stewie:"Brian dont worry, the carpet matches the curtains, in color and length." (on the topic of meg)
#7
"It is a grim future, with lots of explosions and partial nudity"
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#9
Lois: now that we practiced hugging, cuddling, and frenching now we will practice eating out.... at a fancy restraunt.

...tease..
#11
Swanson:"Don't worry Mayor West, we'll find the Griffins."
Adam West: "Not the Griffins, you fool! The rest of my light up letters. My name isn't Adam We! Or is it? When we find them, they'll see...nobody messes with Adam We!"
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#13
Quagmire talking to Meg's friend (popular kid): How old are you?

Popular Girl: 16

Quagmire: 18????? You'll be first!

Popular Girl : MOM!!!!

Quagmire: I like where this is goin!! GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOO!!!



___________________________________________________________

also...

Quagmire: Does this look like a Q to you??

love that show.
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#14
Peter: gee thats the stupidest thing ive done since i messed around with gene splicing.

*Peter walks into a room with a moose head*

Peter: quick question Lois, do we have any tylenol?


AND


Stewie's Letter: Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.
P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.
P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.
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#15
"Sir I'm gonna have to ask you not to park your van on the diving board."

"You shot me in both knees and lit me on fire, piss off!"
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#16
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yes! that was so funny!
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
<//////>~
#17
On the topic of lois getting a modelling carrer

Peter: "Thats great! And then i'll pleasure myself to your photos!"

Chris: "Me too!"

Meg: "Me too!"

Peter: "Oh god, Meg thats sick! Get out of this house! GET OUT!!"

later in the episode......

Meg: "Dad, how can you let Mum parade around like that?"

Peter: "Meg, who let you back in the house?"
#18
*Peter talks to a poster*

Well I did a whole bunch of drugs and dated a chick named Cher. Eh, I wouldn't recommend either.
Team Orange

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#20
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"It is a grim future, with lots of explosions and partial nudity"

#21
The Scene with Peters science teacher when he was mad:

'Today we are going to be Looking Inside....A CLOWN!, thats odd, no wonder he died because all of his insides are filled with CANDY!'
#22
Peter talks into the intercom at the fastfood resteraunt
"Hey is this thing on!?.
Testicles... That is all."
"But lo, a stir is in the air! The Wave -- There is a movement there!"
#23
So many..that show is the best..

I have so many, but one of em is:
Vacuum repair guy:"I fixed your vacuum, it was just clogged with a meatball..."
Peter:"Oh. Did you save it"
VPG:"Did I save the meatball that was clogging your vacuum? No.."
Peter:"...Bastard"
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#24
Peter: "Brian, I thik there's a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says 'Ooooooooooo.'"
Brian: "Peter, those are Cherios
"He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original."
--Alice Cooper, on Marilyn Manson.
#25
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Peter: "Brian, I thik there's a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says 'Ooooooooooo.'"
Brian: "Peter, those are Cherios


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#26
peter to tom tucker and diane simmons: "make like siamese twins and split....and then one of you die......"
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.


- T.S. Eliot


#27
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Chris, everything I say is a lie.


Except that.


And that.


And that.


Or the classic Kool-AID man joke.


Baaaaaaa'
#28
Stewie: 'Lois, I have a surprise for you. I'll give you a clue - it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.'


I can't remember it exactly but that's the quote vaguely.
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#29
this one: boom
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