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#1
Just seen an add on ultimate guitar asking

" What's the name of paris hilton's Dog?

Choices:
A. tinkerbell
B. snowball
c. jingebell

come on now
#4
umm......who cares?.......yeh who cares!!!
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By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.


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#5
paris hilton is running outta ways to make cash cause shes used every guy in hollywood,so she needs her dog to advertise for her,and get her money.
#6
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#7
tinkerbell...

Damnit, how do I know this stuff.
DANNY

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#13
Quote by Twist of fate
Didn't the dog blow its brains out on south park?


I was about to say that. And if it could hold a gun to its temple in reality, it'd probably do the same.
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#14
Quote by rockon1824
Paris Hilton is an absolutely amazing guitar player, haven't you heard?

edit: Or her dog, rather.



you made my day rockon1824
#16
did you notice the dog shakes its nods its head on the right answer?
Zebra! llll llll llll llll llll

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#17
Don't you mean "Who is Paris Hilton doing here?"


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#18
I've got her album.

Some pretty crazy stuff, she's great at growling for teh Hardcore scene.

She does a cover of "Careful With That Axe, Eugene" by Pink Floyd as well, Great at inward screaming, she is.
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#19
Quote by Highvoltage45
Don't you mean "Who is Paris Hilton doing here?"


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*laughs* I heard she was trying to be a mod =P
#20
i love that episode

she coughs up cum all through it.

i found it hilllarious.
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#21
I hate Paris Hilton and her attitude for obvious reasons but I find that a lot of you guys are bagging at her looks because everyone else does. While she is in no way the best looking model out there, I find that she doesn't look as bad as a lot of you describe. It seems, a lot of you are confusing the words, attitude and beauty.
I may be alone on this one but I would say i'm reasonable whereas, a lot of you aren't. There, I said it - flame away.
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#22
I hate Paris Hilton and her attitude for obvious reasons but I find that a lot of you guys are bagging at her looks because everyone else does. While she is in no way the best looking model out there, I find that she doesn't look as bad as a lot of you describe. It seems, a lot of you are confusing the words, attitude and beauty.
I may be alone on this one but I would say i'm reasonable whereas, a lot of you aren't. There, I said it - flame away.


Meh, i just don't like her musical choices.

(Yes, i actually do have her album...)
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#23
Quote by Constantine
Meh, i just don't like her musical choices.

(Yes, i actually do have her album...)


Sure, I believe that, but hopefully you can see where i'm coming from.
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#26
Quote by WrongWay
Just seen an add on ultimate guitar asking

" What's the name of paris hilton's Dog?

Choices:
A. tinkerbell
B. snowball
c. jingebell

come on now



tinkerbell FTW.


duh.


n00b.
#27
paris is a BIG slut, i dont really like here, she have tiny boobs and just doesnt look that good ,like she think.
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#30
Quote by shreddin_frets
Literally.


And therefore, we should immediately assume that she is a bad person, and is ugly.
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#31
Quote by Constantine
And therefore, we should immediately assume that she is a bad person, and is ugly.


sounds good to me =P
#33
Quote by WrongWay
I'd do her


Listen mate, I'm sure everyone wouldn't deny that opportunity, except they all still find reasons to bag her looks.
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#34
Quote by shreddin_frets
sounds good to me =P


Sounds like you're an idiot to me.
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#37
Quote by Heascase
Shes a skanky coke head

I still put my dick in her though...



yeah, i'd soke her head in ether so when i do her doggy style i could forget that i'm actually having sex with her.


maybe do some lines off her skinny, boney flat chest. mmmmmm......
#38
as long as you dont call her the next day or date her... she will steal all your worth and leave you homeless. Didnt she keep that huge ring that guy gave her after calling it off a week later... worth like 50 million?? i dont know
#39
Quote by chocolatguitar
yeah, i'd soke her head in ether so when i do her doggy style i could forget that i'm actually having sex with her.


maybe do some lines off her skinny, boney flat chest. mmmmmm......


Sounds good to me. Except the coke part, I would never touch that shit.
#40
Quote by Constantine
Sounds like you're an idiot to me.


Meh. I'm a Mainer. Gimmi a break... I play music, not gaggle about skinny crack *****s.
Nonetheless... I'd still bang her just to steal some of her drugs.
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