#3
Orland Bloom in the two Pirates Of The Caribbean movies probably beats it.

He's so so shitty in them, even worse in the second one!!
I hope to god he makes up for them both in the third one. But I won't hold my breath!
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Be honest.
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#4
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Orland Bloom in the two Pirates Of The Caribbean movies probably beats it.

He's so so shitty in them, even worse in the second one!!
I hope to god he makes up for them both in the third one. But I won't hold my breath!



He's even worse in Troy. God is he terrible.
#6
dood that movie rooled.
And if ever You come near, I will hold up high a mirror.
Lord, I could never show you anything as beautiful as You.
#7
nope, seen worse in porn.

"This is a McCoy party, ain't no Hatfields wanted here, alive anyway."
"Well ain't no McCoys wanted on Hatfield land, but that hasn't stopped y'all from comin' and tippin our cows now has it?"
"Ain't nobody tippin' your cows girl, now go on, git!"
"That looks like mud on your boots... Hatfield mud"

**Random Dildo Scene**
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#8
Quote by Alterationsgtrs
nope, seen worse in porn.

"This is a McCoy party, ain't no Hatfields wanted here, alive anyway."
"Well ain't no McCoys wanted on Hatfield land, but that hasn't stopped y'all from comin' and tippin our cows now has it?"
"Ain't nobody tippin' your cows girl, now go on, git!"
"That looks like mud on your boots... Hatfield mud"

**Random Dildo Scene**


"Ohhhh, pizza guy is here!"
"Hey, thats $11.95"
"Oh no, we ordered the extra sausage"
"I got your extra sausage RIGHT HERE!"
#9
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"Ohhhh, pizza guy is here!"
"Hey, thats $11.95"
"Oh no, we ordered the extra sausage"
"I got your extra sausage RIGHT HERE!"


rofl, so true
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#10
(Boss and Female Secretary)

"Can't I cut out of work early today?"
"What? No!"
"Don't you have a 'getoutofworkearly' policy?"
"What?? Get over here and suck my dick!"
"Well, if it will get me out of work early..."

(Blowjob scene)
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#11
You haven't seen bad acting until you've seen National Lampoon's Pledge This! (Starring Paris Hilton)
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to, so when they turn their back on you, you get a chance to put the knife in.
#14
^ Ah that's actually a game on the Saturn.
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#16
(Boss and Female Secretary)

"Can't I cut out of work early today?"
"What? No!"
"Don't you have a 'getoutofworkearly' policy?"
"What?? Get over here and suck my dick!"
"Well, if it will get me out of work early..."

(Blowjob scene)


Think I mighta seen that one. But why are you concerned about the plot, it's porn!
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