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#5
I'm still waiting for someone who can give a better blow job than my mum?
#7
*during sex* is it in yet???
when the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace - jimi hendrix
#9
Small is beautiful.
Talk to Erowid

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Tell me when thy band shall return to mark a schedueled performance on my nearest venue's door!
Quoth teh Loomis, "Nevermore".



Member #9 of the "Marty Friedman > You" Club. PM apocalypse13 or altronataku to join.
#10
Quote by Emenius Sleepus
"you look great from the waist down"


It's better than saying "OMFG! How hideous!" *throws pillow at girls crotch*
#11
''ive got a 1/3 chance, wish me luck''
=MAY THE HAND OF GOD STRIKE THEM DOWN=

+Rip Dimebag+


Gear:

Ibanez RG170
Epiphone SG Standard G400
Yamaha Pacifica 012
Boss Metal Zone MT2
Boss V-WAH
Digitech Whammy
Spider Line 6 II 30W
#13
"So I said, why do you care if I've got AIDS?"
"Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care"

Fender Strat/Tokai LS80>few pedals>Orange Rocker 30
#14
WOW!! You were so much better than that nasty "hooker" i bought last night!

edit: I guess Wh*re is a bad word. OOPS!!
#17
"Oh boy Dad, that sounds like fun!"

V-Edit: "I've kind of got this weird fantasy...want to follow through with it? Ok!" *stabs girl* "Alright!"
<ter> quote me!
<alex> dont quote ter

<Barry> joe striani? is that the guy from the who?

Top Samurai of UG's Unofficial MST3K fan club, PM tossup to join

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10/10 you gloriously peculiar chatter Voltan rocks.


Quote by deluxity
that's hot voltan
Last edited by VoltanEchoes at Jan 5, 2007,
#19
- those are ugly *points at titties*
- MOOOOOOOOM?!?!?!?!
- keep the clothes on,we're not having sex anyways..
#21
time to die bitch
Lets All Goto Mars: The I The FLAMING LIPS Club
#22
Quote by VoltanEchoes
"Oh boy Dad, that sounds like fun!"




"Afterwards I'll give you your AIDs membership card and your PWNED T-Shirt, also on behalf of everyone, we welcome you to the club."
yo.

I BELIEVE
#23
"Now, don't worry, this will only hurt a bit. I'm a trained professional."

I play piano and guitar.
Do you play piano?
Add me.
:]
#24
- "Hey in this light, you look just like my ex!"
- "Wow this is the 3rd time today"
- "Do mind if I play my guitar during this?"
- "Hey, is that your dad knocking?"
- "****, I forgot to take my Valtrax today!"
#27
"Lighten up a bit babe"
"How do you mean?"
"Your tits are like the big boulders the men lift on the world's strognest man!"

*During sex*
"Grrr they're so heavvym and harrrrrrddd!"
#28
".....So.... your Mum's quite attractive..."
"Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care"

Fender Strat/Tokai LS80>few pedals>Orange Rocker 30
#29
a thread needs to be made called "things not to say before buttsecks"
#32
mmmm wats ur name????
Zeppelinism, the only way to save your soul

PM TheHeartbreaker to become a follower of the holy order of the Zeppelin
#37
These are all so mind blowingly lame and unfunny, seriously it actually upset me.
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
#38
theres something i need to tell you, i haven't been entirely honest about my gender
#39
"oh that girl in the picture? thats me before the opertation"

“Who are you then?.."
"- I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good.”
KULTURKAMPF
lastFM
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