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#3
(country voice)when im next to a partner in the tolet i always say "howdy partner"(/country voice). other than that if i really have to go i bend down half way so my ass is above the tolet and let her rip.
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(country voice)when im next to a partner in the tolet i always say "howdy partner"(/country voice). other than that if i really have to go i bend down half way so my ass is above the tolet and let her rip.


wow that post didnt involve Ak-47's or blaming it on the dog.


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#5
"don't you hate it, when you go to the bathroom, and theres no toilet paper?"
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wow that post didnt involve Ak-47's or blaming it on the dog.


even though i started useing it like 30 min ago its gotten old already
#7
Urgh, when there's other people in cubicles and you fart, or they fart, the most awkward thing ever, I try not to laugh though...

And I check if there's toilet paper BEFORE I do something.
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"don't you hate it, when you go to the bathroom, and theres no toilet paper?"


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wun too free with this issue.

If I did have to, I would have my arse cheeks hovering above the bowl.

Also, when I was a kid, I was in the macca's bathroom and I looked inside the bowl and someone left a large chocolate mcflurry down there, I was wayyy too good to piss on that.
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I hate taking a crap in the toilets in shopping centres etc. because you can hear other people craping, and you have to try not to fart. The worst situation is when somebody knocks on the door.

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I don't mind. I always try to leave the toilet in a worse condition than when I found it. You know, shit all over the place, clogged up with toilet paper etc.......

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#11
I just took one, worst thing ever. There was only 2 cubicles, so I had to wait for a spot. One of he guys in there had diahroea (sp?), not a pretty sound. I didn't go in after him, I gave that spot away, for obvious reasons. I put my 2 hands on the bowl (if it's clean, if it's not I lay down some sheets) and proceed.

Ever notice the way you can tell what type of shit the person next to you is doing? Like "Hmmmmm!" is a big one, possibly some constipation, and "Uhhhhhhhhh!" is a rough, spikey poo, that's hard to pass and contains nuts/corn.

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#12
i just dnt take shits in public places or school. i wait till i get home
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i just dnt take shits in public places or school. i wait till i get home


I usually do that, but sometimes you just feel like the f*uckin shit's about to ceap out of ur ass and u just have to go send them browns to the super bowl.
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i just dnt take shits in public places or school. i wait till i get home


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I don't mind it. Fart loudly and then you can guarantee the other people are enjoying it less. I just hate the fact the toilet paper is shit.
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When I'm in school...I try my hardest to wait till it's over, but when I do use the school's I hover my buns, and let her rip!
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I usually do that, but sometimes you just feel like the ****in shit's about to ceap out of ur ass and u just have to go send them browns to the super bowl.[/QUOTE

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#23
To threadstarter, what do u mean try not to fart, thats the best bit. You can see if anyone laughs and finds amusement in it
#24
Did it once at Stone Mountain in Georgia and actually had people exiting complaing about how horrible it was. Ever since, I try not to.
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I really think it depends on the facility. The nearest Target, for example, always keeps its restrooms clean, the locks all work and the doors are properly aligned, there is always sufficient toilet paper, and the piping has plentiful capacity to prevent clogging. Its Wal-Mart counterpart's bathrooms, on the other hand, are the polar opposite.

I don't like going at school because no one has yet grasped the concept of flushing. The entire restroom, while clean, almost always has an unpleasant odor due to the toilets and their contents.
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#26
In response to whomever says they stop when someone walks in, it annoys the shit out of me when people do that, because if I'm going to take a shit as well, it makes me uncomfortable.

Picture it, two guys, in stalls next to each other. Complete silence. It's like a damn western showdown. Who's gonna rip ass or drop the load first? Personally, I shoot first, speaking metaphorically. Or I suppose it could be literally, depending on what I ate the day before.
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^ Yeah, but my farts are more embarrassing than the next guys...trust me.
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another thing is the shatty cheap ass toilet paper they put there. its always only 1 ply but it either has the physical properties of sandpaper, or its so thin it falls apart when you touch it.
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#30
hey... atleast theyr cleaner than my ****ing school toilets.. and who cares if you fart... its gonna smell like ****en shit anyway, hey?
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#31
I don't really care. Everyone who is in the bathroom is releasing some form of bodily waste, so it really doesnt bother me one bit. I've never been to any dirty bathroom as well. :p

It's not like some guy is gonna go up to you and go "Hey man, did you just take a shit!? OMG you're disguisting!!" and make you feel embarrassed. It's a restroom. Use it...
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Finally, a thread in the pit I've never seen before!

I hate going for a dump in public loos. It's even more worrying in Cambridge because every stall is equipped with a syringe, razorblade and sharp object disposal unit. I'm deadly serious. Pics? I'll take my camera with me next time I'm in town.
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another thing is the shatty cheap ass toilet paper they put there. its always only 1 ply but it either has the physical properties of sandpaper, or its so thin it falls apart when you touch it.




Just wondering though, has anybody ever whacked off in a public restroom? I've thought about it, but never actually got to it...
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Just wondering though, has anybody ever whacked off in a public restroom? I've thought about it, but never actually got to it...


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#35
At school I would only do it if I really was about to burst and didn't have 5-10 minutes to leave school and go home. Otherwise, I'd just leave school and go home...I don't care if I have to skip school, I'm not using their nasty toilets to take a dump. The thought of having to sit on the toilet which 100s, maybe 1000 different asses have sat on is sickening, not to mention the embarrassment of having to be the guy who you walk in and see his feet under the stall. Anyway, I haven't done it in about 4-5 years, and that was because I was about to explode, so I just went to the nurses office and used that toilet, because it was in a separate room.
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#37
I've never used the school's/college's crapper to have a dump...I chose the crapper at the bus station above that one I was that desperate.
#39
I can't do it in a public toilet, especially at school. I'm always under the pressure of limited time, and I can't relax and do it properly. So I have to remain constripated until I get home.
#40
I never do it in public toilets no way! And yeh what happens if theirs no paper when uve aleady done it!!!! I mean what do you do?!?!?!?!!?!?

The papers so thin anyway you need to layer like 5 of them to stop your fingers going up ya arse.
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