#1
Okay, I found this on /b/ but I thought it was great....

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The human genome is about 3,120,000,000 DNA base pairs long, so half of that is in each spermatozoa. That gives us 1,560,000,000 base pairs in a single sperm cell.

Each of those base pairs can be a A-T bond or a G-C bond, and can be aligned in either direction. That means there's 4 ways it can be aligned, and that can be represented in two bits of data: 00 = G, 01 = C, 10 = A, and 11 = T, for example.

Now, the average dude lets out between 50 and 500 million sperm with each go. Rough average says that it'd probably be about 200 million, right? If we take all this information and combine it with the wonders of mathematics, we have 1.560*10^9 * 2 bits * 2.00*10^8. Do all the equational shit, and we have 6.24*10^17 bits transmitted in a single burst.

That's 78,000 terabytes, in what amounts to half-minute-at-most event.

We could fit a digitized copy of the Library of Congress into your spooge. It'd only take about 20 terabytes.

So your dick has a higher bandwidth than any internet connection that ever existed, and is ever likely to exist anytime soon. Now, imagine a machine that used your saltshaker to surf the internet.

Of course, god knows most of you would only use that power to surf for pr0n.
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#7
The human genome is about 3,120,000,000 DNA base pairs long, so half of that is in each spermatozoa. That gives us 1,560,000,000 base pairs in a single sperm cell.

I think this part is wrong. The DNA in sperm isn't paired.
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#8
Awesome!


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I think this part is wrong. The DNA in sperm isn't paired.

Who gives a shit?
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Cool, I just learned something . So you could fit the whole Library of Congress in. Sounds big. *goes off and thinks*
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#14
Intresting, how you'd designate each sperm's number is beyond me though.
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#15
but wait...the sperm take longer than that to be produced...they are just transferred quickly. so it's really not as fast as it seems. you couldn't jizz that much like every other minute.
#16
*Jerks off on cable modem*

...Wait, can I set up a wireless network with this thing? I mean, it's already an over 6 inch antennae..
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I think this part is wrong. The DNA in sperm isn't paired.

yeah, but they were right to half the number.
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Now, imagine a machine that used your saltshaker to surf the internet.

Of course, god knows most of you would only use that power to surf for pr0n.


IT WOULD NEVER RUN OUT OF POWER!
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I think this part is wrong. The DNA in sperm isn't paired.


DNA in sex cells ARE paired. CHROMOSOMES are not paired.
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thats really cool and to think most people believed all that came out of a random explosion...
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yeah, but they were right to half the number.

What happened to the sex offender avatar?


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What happened to the sex offender avatar?


And so this isn't spam: Threadstarter....wtf were you looking up to find this?


It was on /b/ like I said before...
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What happened to the sex offender avatar?


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