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#1
Im the guy that started the "Should I Do It Thread" which is about the anal sex thread.
Anyways, i just had anal sex with my gf about 2 hours ago at her house when her parents were gone.

So, ill tell you my first experience with anal sex.
Since i told i would do it anal, me and her got in the shower together, just to wash ourselves so we can be clean. she did this and that to me in the shower. then we like did this then that, then i finally put lube all over my dick and ****ed her in the butt!! At first, it was really tight, but then it started feeling weird, and it looked like she liked it a lot,. then after that i did it for bout like 10-15 mins then she just suckeds my dick.

Thats it!
It was ok, but i rather get the pussy!!
#2
She sucked your dick after you put it in her ass..?
Thats love.
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#3
Quote by lateraluspiral
She sucked your dick after you put it in her ass..?
Thats love.


Lol, ya she did. But it was weird, but to be honest yes. it wasnt my idea. All hers..
#4
Quote by lateraluspiral
She sucked your dick after you put it in her ass..?
Thats love.


i DO believe that is sig-worthy.
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She sucked your dick after you put it in her ass..?
Thats love.

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#5
Quote by lateraluspiral
She sucked your dick after you put it in her ass..?
Thats love.



Well, congrats man.
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#6
wow...lol way to go man...however you shoudve just finished while you were back there oral after anal? have some decency man
#7
^true dat
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#8
Quote by Syd Barret..
So, ill tell you my first experience with anal sex.

i'm sorry, did someone ask?
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#10
ummm....congrats?
yet another pit thread that leaves me crying in the corner out of distress and confusion
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#13
Quote by BottleOfSmoke
i'm sorry, did someone ask?

Actually yes, if you were in my previous thread,many people asked me to tell them my experience.
So **** you man and enjoy my story.
#15
Congratulations !!! ... ... ... ... Im still a virgin dude learning too much chromatic scales are not good for getting chicks.
#16
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Woah. Awesome. Did she comment on the taste??



yeah, she said "tastes like shit"
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#18
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i'm sorry, did someone ask?


Yeah, quite a few people in the last thread asked.
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#19
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Woah. Awesome. Did she comment on the taste??


No, she didnt mine. she just sucked it. It was special lube, it was a flavor one. It smelled good.
#20
Quote by Syd Barret..
Im the guy that started the "Should I Do It Thread" which is about the anal sex thread.
Anyways, i just had anal sex with my gf about 2 hours ago at her house when her parents were gone.

So, ill tell you my first experience with anal sex.
Since i told i would do it anal, me and her got in the shower together, just to wash ourselves so we can be clean. she did this and that to me in the shower. then we like did this then that, then i finally put lube all over my dick and ****ed her in the butt!! At first, it was really tight, but then it started feeling weird, and it looked like she liked it a lot,. then after that i did it for bout like 10-15 mins then she just suckeds my dick.

Thats it!
It was ok, but i rather get the pussy!!

I seriously hope you used a condom..both times..and different condoms each time. Like, ass condom = disease.

Quote by lateraluspiral
She sucked your dick after you put it in her ass..?
Thats love.

Again, I hope you used a condom. But also, if you didn't, then

The only thing i love more then sex is cornbread..mmm cornbread.
#21
i'd never have anal sex even though i think peoples asses could be attractive lol... im sticking with vaginas. IM A REAL MAN!
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#22
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I seriously hope you used a condom..both times..and different condoms each time. Like, ass condom = disease.


Again, I hope you used a condom. But also, if you didn't, then

The only thing i love more then sex is cornbread..mmm cornbread.

yes i used one, i just put lube on it. a lot of it too. so its nice and easy.
#23
Quote by Syd Barret..

So **** you man and enjoy my story.

sorry, dude, i dont do anal
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#24
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#25
I just won 40 bucks for chugging 8 gallons of milk in 8 minutes (they gave me 10 minutes but im too 1337 for that) and you dont see me telling all of UG....

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#26
Quote by BottleOfSmoke
sorry, dude, i dont do anal


Lol, i never did either till today.
You gotta try it once in your life. Try something new. Just dont go gay, unless you like penis in your mouth and your ass.
#27
Quote by lateraluspiral
She sucked your dick after you put it in her ass..?
Thats love.


that just made my weekend
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#30
Quote by Useful_Idiot16
I just won 40 bucks for chugging 8 gallons of milk in 8 minutes (they gave me 10 minutes but im too 1337 for that) and you dont see me telling all of UG....

>_>

<_<

>_>

Or can you see me?


I think having anal for the first time is more important thank chugging milk.
#31
Good job. Anal sex is pretty fun, but as you noted, pussies are better. Too much hassle for anal I think, especially to make sure that the girl enjoys it too.

Oh, and just so the immature people know, most people have clean asses inside/outside (we take showers and wash and such in the civilized world). That's why you take dumps; it gets rid of the shit. Even if she sucked him off after, it wouldn't taste like shit or have any shit.
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#32
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I swear this threadstarter lies for attention so much.


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Wow, just wow!!

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#35
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Wow, just wow!!

If you dont believe me fine. Your choice.


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#36
Quote by lateraluspiral
She sucked your dick after you put it in her ass..?
Thats love.


That, my friend, is called a Swamp Donkey.
#37
Quote by AzureNight
Good job. Anal sex is pretty fun, but as you noted, pussies are better. Too much hassle for anal I think, especially to make sure that the girl enjoys it too.


Why would I try to find out if the girl enjoys it? She's already tied up and gagged.
#38
Quote by Syd Barret..
I think having anal for the first time is more important thank chugging milk.

I'd rather have $40.00 than have some chick suck my **** after anal sex. She needs to get a little more self respect before she goes and gets shit in her teeth.
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#39
first (and last) time i did anal wit my girlfriend i think i used to much lube and the rest is sorta self-explanitory
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